tnt_offmylawn_a=
[]Oi! You there
[MADELINE right normal] Hm?
[]Yeah you, get off of my lawn
[MADELINE right normal] What's wrong with me being here?
[]Didn't you hear me? Get off of my bloody lawn you hooligan!
[MADELINE right normal] Hooligan? Isn't that like the helper made by ThySirSli...
[]Don't talk back to your elders young woman! Now get off my lawn or I'll put you in a box and ship you off to Arizona!
[MADELINE right angry] Well excuse me mister but I highly doubt you're capable of such a feat...

tnt_offmylawn_b=
[MADELINE right sad]
Well this didn't end up how I expected it to...

tnt_offmylawn_birdguyA=
[BIRB right normalB] So I'm NOT the only person in this desert...
[BIRB right normal] I honestly thought I'd never see another person again.
[MADELINE left sad] How did you end up here?
[BIRB right normalB] I don't think you'd believe me but this guy put me in a box, and shipped me off here.
[BIRB right normal] All because I was eating seeds on his lawn.
[BIRB right normalB] Like if you don't want me eating your flowers seeds off your lawn don't put them there!
[BIRB right normal] Completely ridiculous if you ask me.
[BIRB right normalB] The second I get back I'm filing a lawsuit.
[MADELINE left surprised] That's the same guy that sent me here!
[MADELINE left sad] Do you have any idea of how we can get back?
[BIRB right normalB] I have a theory. If we can find enough of these floating twig things in one area, maybe their effects can send us to the other side of the earth back to Australia.
[MADELINE left normal] Oh! That's a great idea, I'll get looking.
[BIRB right normal] Good luck out there.

tnt_offmylawn_wisdom=
Behold the bouncy goop of infinite wisdom.

tnt_offmylawn_notwisdom=
You don't deserve infinite wisdom. Do it properly.

tnt_offmylawn_bigpile=
[MADELINE left normal] Oh! This must be enough to send us home.

tnt_offmylawn_12345678=
[MADELINE right normal] How did you get here without opening the door?
[BIRB left normal] I'm a bird I need no such things.
[BIRB left normalB] All of this should be enough to send us home, allow me to build a contraption with them.

tnt_offmylawn_123456789=
[BIRB right normal] Pretty neat huh?
[MADELINE left normal] This is amazing! How do we turn it on?
[BIRB right normalB] I've set it on a timer, it should go off right about...
[BIRB right normal] Now.

tnt_offmylawn_1234=
[MADELINE left surprised] Woahhh! That's incredible!
[BIRB right normal] Thanks, now let's use one more of these twigs and get the heck out of here.

Tntgobang_offmylawn_refillmap= Get off of my lawn young hooligan!
Tntgobang_offmylawn= Get off of my lawn young hooligan!
Tntgobang_offmylawn_refillmap_postcard= CW: A probably inaccurate representation of the state of Arizona.