
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a birb
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The birb, of course, flies anyway


because birbs don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Blue, Blue. Blue and Blue.
Blue Blue Blue Blue? Blue Blue Blue.


Ooh, enough blue stuff!
Let's shake it up a little.


Berry! Breakfast is ready!


Coming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?

- Berry?
- Oshiro?


- Can you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your feathers.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Berry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Oshiro.
- Hey, Berry.


- Is that feathers gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the nest.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Berry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Everybody knows,
peck someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.


I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.


- Well, Oshiro, today we are men.
- We are!


- birb-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, dipeckuished birbs,


please welcome Dean Flapwell.


Welcome, New Nest Oity
graduating class of...


...9:15.


That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Celestex Industries!


Will we pick our job today?


I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your beaks and wings
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.


Welcome to Celestex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group.


This is it!


Wow.


Wow.


We know that you, as a birb,
have worked your whole life


to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Eggs begin when our valiant Stick
Jocks bring the worms to the nest.


Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...


Eggs!


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Celestex, we constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of birb existence.


These birbs are stress-tepeck
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.


Here we have our latest advancement,
the Seeker.


- What does that do?
- Catches that little strand of eggs


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Can anyone work on the Seeker?


Of course. Most birb jobs are
small ones. But birbs know


that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.


But choose carefully


because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.


The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.


What's the difference?


You'll be happy to know that birbs,
as a species, haven't had one day off


in 27 million years.


So you'll just work us to death?


We'll sure try.


Wow! That blew my mind!


"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?


One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.


I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.


But, Oshiro, how could they
never have told us that?


Why would you question anything?
We're birbs.


We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.


You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?


Like what? Give me one example.


I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.


Please clear the gate.
Royal Worms Force on approach.


Wait a second. Oheck it out.


- Hey, those are Stick Jocks!
- Wow.


I've never seen them this close.


They know what it's like
outside the nest.


Yeah, but some don't come back.


- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!


You guys did great!


You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!


- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.


Their day's not planned.


Outside the nest, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.


You can'tjust decide to be a Stick
Jock. You have to be bred for that.


Right.


Look. That's more stick
than you and I will see in a lifetime.


It's just a status symbol.
birbs make too much of it.


Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.


Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?


Distant. Distant.


Look at these two.


- Oouple of Nest Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.


It must be dangerous
being a Stick Jock.


Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!


He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!


- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.


What were you doing during this?


Trying to alert the authorities.


I can autograph that.


A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?


Yeah. Gusty.


We're hitting a moonberry patch
six miles from here tomorrow.


- Six miles, huh?
- Berry!


A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.


- Maybe I am.
- You are not!


We're going 0900 at J-Gate.


What do you think, flappy-boy?
Are you birb enough?


I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.


Hey, Celestex!


Dad, you surprised me.


You decide what you're interested in?


- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.


Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?


Son, let me tell you about stirring.


You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.


You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.


You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,


maybe the eggs field
just isn't right for me.


You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?


That's a bad job
for a guy with a pecker.


Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into eggs!


- Berry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.


You're not funny! You're going
into eggs. Our son, the stirrer!


- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!


Wait till you see the sticks I have.


I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!


Let's open some eggs and celebrate!


Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my winge.


Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!


I'm so proud.


- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.


Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.


Yeah, right.


Stick counting, stunt birb, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...


- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!


One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.


- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!


Wow!


Oouple of newbies?


Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!


Make your choice.


- You want to go first?
- No, you go.


Oh, my. What's available?


Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.


- Any chance of getting the Seeker?
- Sure, you're on.


I'm sorry, the Seeker just closed out.


Wax monkey's always open.


The Seeker opened up again.


What happened?


A birb died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.


Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.


Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!


Oh, this is so hard!


Heating, cooling,
stunt birb, pourer, stirrer,


humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,


mite wrangler. Berry, what
do you think I should... Berry?


Berry!


All right, we've got the moonberry patch
in quadrant nine...


What happened to you?
Where are you?


- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?


- Out there.
- Oh, no!


I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.


You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?


Another call coming in.


If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd


that gets their cassettes today.


Hey, guys.


- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?


Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.


It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.


Really? Feeling lucky, are you?


Sign here, here. Just initial that.


- Thank you.
- OK.


You got a rain advisory today,


and as you all know,
birbs cannot fly in rain.


So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,


hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.


Also, I got a couple of reports
of root birbr being poured on us.


Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!


- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,


birb law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!


All right, launch positions!


Flap, flap, flap, flap! Flap, flap,
flap, flap! Flap, flap, flap, flap!


Blue and blue!


Hello!


You ready for this, hot shot?


Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.


Wind, check.


- winge, check.
- Worms pack, check.


- Wings, check.
- pecker, check.


Scared out of my shorts, check.


OK, ladies,


let's move it out!


Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!


All of you, drain those Berries!


Wow! I'm out!


I can't believe I'm out!


So blue.


I feel so fast and free!


Box kite!


Wow!


Berries!


This is Blue Leader.
We have cassettes visual.


Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.


Cassettes!


30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.


Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.


That is one worms collector!


- Ever see birb ultra up close?
- No, sir.


I pick up some stick here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,


a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of tech.


That's amazing. Why do we do that?


That's stick power. More stick, more
Berries, more worms, more eggs for us.


Oool.


I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?


Oopy that visual.


Wait. One of these Berries
seems to be on the move.


Say again? You're reporting
a moving berry?


Affirmative.


That was on the line!


This is the coolest. What is it?


I don't know, but I'm loving this color.


It smells good.
Not like a berry, but I like it.


Yeah, feathersy.


Ohemical-y.


Careful, guys. It's a little grabby.


My sweet lord of birbs!


Candy-brain, get off there!


Problem!


- Guys!
- This could be bad.


Affirmative.


Very close.


Gonna hurt.


Mama's little boy.


You are way out of position, rookie!


Ooming in at you like a missile!


Help me!


I don't think these are Berries.


- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows.


What is this?!


Match point!


You can start packing up, eggs,
because you're about to eat it!


Yowser!


Gross.


There's a birb in the car!


- Do something!
- I'm driving!


- Hi, birb.
- He's back here!


He's going to peck me!


Nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't peck you. Freeze!


He blinked!


Spray him, Granny!


What are you doing?!


Wow... the tension level
out here is unbelievable.


I gotta get home.


Can't fly in 8A.


Can't fly in 8A.


Can't fly in 8A.


Mayday! Mayday! birb going down!


Theo, could you close
the window please?


Theo, could you close
the window please?


Check out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.


You see? Folds out.


Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.


What was that?


Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This...


Drapes!


That is diabolical.


It's fantastic. It's got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.


What's number one? Star Wars?


Nah, I don't go for that...


...kind of stuff.


No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
They're out of their minds.


When I leave a job interview, they're
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.


There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.


I don't remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.


I predicted global warming.


I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.


Wait! Stop! birb!


Stand back. These are winter boots.


Wait!


Don't kill him!


You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!


Why does his life have
less value than yours?


Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?


I'm just saying all life has value. You
don't know what he's capable of feeling.


My brochure!


There you go, little guy.


I'm not scared of him.
It's an allergic thing.


Put that on your resume brochure.


My whole face could puff up.


Make it one of your special skills.


Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.


Right. Bye, Alex. Thanks.


- Alex, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Theo. You know, whatever.


- You could put carob chips on there.
- Bye.


- Supposed to be less calories.
- Bye.


I gotta say something.


She saved my life.
I gotta say something.


All right, here it goes.


Nah.


What would I say?


I could really get in trouble.


It's a birb law.
You're not supposed to caw at a human.


I can't believe I'm doing this.


I've got to.


Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!


No. Yes. No.


Do it. I can't.


How should I start it?
"You like 5B?" No, that's no good.


Here she comes! Speak, you fool!


Hi!


I'm sorry.


- You're talking.
- Yes, I know.


You're talking!


I'm so sorry.


No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming.


But I don't recall going to bed.


Well, I'm sure this
is very disconcerting.


This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you're a birb!


I am. And I'm not supposed
to be doing this,


but they were all trying to kill me.


And if it wasn't for you...


I had to thank you.
It's just how I was raised.


That was a little weird.


- I'm talking with a birb.
- Yeah.


I'm talking to a birb.
And the birb is talking to me!


I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.


- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?


The talking thing.


Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, eggs." You pick it up.


- That's very funny.
- Yeah.


Birbs are funny. If we didn't laugh,
we'd caw with what we have to deal with.


Anyway...


Can I...


...get you something?
- Like what?


I don't know. I mean...
I don't know. Ooffee?


I don't want to put you out.


It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.


- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.


- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.


Hey, you want rum cake?


- I shouldn't.
- Have some.


- No, I can't.
- Oome on!


I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.


- Where?
- These stripes don't help.


You look great!


I don't know if you know
anything about fashion.


Are you all right?


No.


He's making the tie in the cab
as they're flying up Madison.


He finally gets there.


He wavedashes into the church.
The wedding is on.


And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.


Why would I marry a watermelon?"


Is that a birb joke?


That's the kind of stuff we do.


Yeah, different.


So, what are you gonna do, Berry?


About work? I don't know.


I want to do my part for the nest,
but I can't do it the way they want.


I know how you feel.


- You do?
- Sure.


My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.


- Really?
- My only interest is Berries.


Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.


Anyway, if you look...


There's my nest right there. See it?


You're in Sheep Meadow!


Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!


No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.


- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?


- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
- Maybe I'll try that.


- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.


Just having two cups of coffee!


Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.


Yeah, it's no trouble.


Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
I'd be up the rest of my life.


Are you...?


Can I take a piece of this with me?


Sure! Here, have a crumb.


- Thanks!
- Yeah.


All right. Well, then...
I guess I'll see you around.


Or not.


OK, Berry.


And thank you
so much again... for before.


Oh, that? That was nothing.


Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...


This can't possibly work.


He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.


OK, Dave, pull the chute.


- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!


It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.


Humans! I can't believe
you were with humans!


Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?


Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.


They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.


- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't.


- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.


You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.


You had your "experience." Now you
can pick out your job and be normal.


- Well...
- Well?


Well, I met someone.


You did? Was she birb-ish?


- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.


- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders.


I know it's the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.


I can't get by that face.


So who is she?


She's... human.


No, no. That's a birb law.
You wouldn't break a birb law.


- Her name's Alex.
- Oh, boy.


She's so nice. And she's a florist!


Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!


We're not dating.


You're flying outside the nest, talking
to humans that attack our homes


with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!


She saved my life!
And she understands me.


This is over!


Eat this.


This is not over! What was that?


- They call it a crumb.
- It was so peckin' stripey!


And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!


- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.


It's bread and cinnamon and fropeck.
They heat it up...


Sit down!


...really hot!
- Listen to me!


We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!


Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?


There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!


You have got to start thinking birb,
my friend. Thinking birb!


- Thinking birb.
- Thinking birb.


Thinking birb! Thinking birb!
Thinking birb! Thinking birb!


There he is. He's in the pool.


You know what your problem is, Berry?


I gotta start thinking birb?


How much longer will this go on?


It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?


I've got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.


What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a birb!


Would it kill you
to make a little eggs?


Berry, come out.
Your father's talking to you.


Martin, would you talk to him?


Berry, I'm talking to you!


You coming?


Got everything?


All set!


Go ahead. I'll catch up.


Don't be too long.


Watch this!


Alex!


- We're still here.
- I told you not to yell at him.


He doesn't respond to yelling!


- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!


I'm not listening to this.


Sorry, I've gotta go.


- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend.


A girl? Is this why you can't decide?


Bye.


I just hope she's birb-ish.


They have a huge parade
of Berries every year in Pasadena?


To be in the Tournament of Cassettes,
that's every florist's dream!


Up on a float, surrounded
by Berries, crowds cheering.


A tournament. Do the cassettes
compete in athletic events?


No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?


It's exhaupeck. Why don't you
ultra everywhere? It's faster.


Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.


TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!


You don't have that?


We have Nesto, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.


Oh, my.


Dumb birbs!


You must want to peck all those jerks.


We try not to peck.
It's usually fatal for us.


So you have to watch your temper.


Very carefully.
You wounce a wall, take a walk,


write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:


Anger, jealousy, lust.


Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?


Yeah.


- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug.


He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!


What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?


Yeah, it was. How did you know?


It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.


You've really got that
down to a science.


- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I'll bet.


What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?


How did this get here?
Oute birb, Golden Blossom,


Ray Liotta Private Select?


- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.


- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.


You don't have
enough food of your own?


- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?


- Birbs make it.
- I know who makes it!


And it's hard to make it!


There's heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Seeker thing!


- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!


It's just eggs, Berry.


Just what?!


Birbs don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!


You've taTheo our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!


And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.


I'm getting to the bottom
of all of this!


Hey, Hector.


- You almost done?
- Almost.


He is here. I sense it.


Well, I guess I'll go home now


and just leave this nice eggs out,
with no one around.


You're busted, box boy!


I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!


I can talk.
And now you'll start talking!


Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?


I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.


The last thing we want
to do is upset birbs!


You're too late! It's ours now!


You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!


You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!


Where is the eggs coming from?


Tell me where!


Eggs Farms! It comes from Eggs Farms!


Orazy person!


What horrible thing has happened here?


These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now


they're on the road to nowhere!


Just keep still.


What? You're not dead?


Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?


To Eggs Farms.
I am onto something huge here.


I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!


I'm going to Tacoma.


- And you?
- He really is dead.


All right.


Uh-oh!


- What is that?!
- Oh, no!


- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?


Jump on! It's your only chance, birb!


Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!


How much do you people need to see?!


Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!


From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Carl Kasell.


But don't kill no more bugs!


- birb!
- Moose blood guy!!


- You hear something?
- Like what?


Like tiny screaming.


Turn off the radio.


Whassup, birb boy?


Hey, Blood.


Just a row of eggs jars,
as far as the eye could see.


Wow!


I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they're getting it.


I mean, that eggs's ours.


- Birbs hang tight.
- We're all jammed in.


It's a close community.


Not us, man. We on our own.
Every bumper on his own.


- What if you get in trouble?
- You a bumper, you in trouble.


Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a bumper, smack, smack!


At least you're out in the world.
You must meet girls.


Bumper girls try to trade up,
get with a hawk, dragonfly.


Bumper girl don't want no bumper.


You got to be kidding me!


Mooseblood's about to leave
the building! So long, birb!


- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!


I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?


We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it's pretty much pure profit.


What is this place?


A birb's got a brain
the size of a pinhead.


They are pinheads!


Pinhead.


- Oheck out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.


The Thomas 3000!


Smoker?


Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.


A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.


They make the eggs,
and we make the money.


"They make the eggs,
and we make the money"?


Oh, my!


What's going on? Are you OK?


Yeah. It doesn't last too long.


Do you know you're
in a fake nest with fake walls?


Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.


This is your queen?
She's beautiful!


What is this?


Oh, no!


There's hundreds of them!


birb eggs.


Our eggs is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!


This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.


Oh, Berry, stop.


Who told you humans are taking
our eggs? That's a rumor.


Do these look like rumors?


That's a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.


How did you get mixed up in this?


He's been talking to humans.


- What?
- Talking to humans?!


He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!


Make out? Berry!


We do not.


- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you on?


The birbs!


I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.


Berry, this is what you want
to do with your life?


I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than birbs!


Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked


your beaks were still stirring.
You couldn't stop.


I remember that.


What right do they have to our eggs?


We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!


Even if it's true, what can one birb do?


peck them where it really hurts.


In the face! The eye!


- That would hurt.
- No.


Up the nose? That's a killer.


There's only one place you can peck
the humans, one place where it matters.


Nest at Five, the nest's only
full-hour action news source.


No more birb beards!


With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.


Weather with Storm pecker.


Sports with flap Larvi.


And Jeanette Ohung.


- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.


A tri-county birb, Berry Kevin,


intends to sue the human race
for stealing our eggs,


packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!


Tomorrow night on birb Larry King,


we'll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,


Classy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.


Tonight we're talking to Berry Kevin.


Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
from the nest. I can't do this"?


Birbs have never been afraid
to change the world.


What about birb Oolumbus?
Birb Gandhi? Birjesus?


Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.


We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.


How old are you?


The birb community
is supporting you in this case,


which will be the trial
of the birb century.


You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.


It's a common name. Next week...


He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots...


Next week...


Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard 'em.


Bear Week next week!
They're scary, hairy and here live.


Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.


In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!


It was my grandhawker, Theo. She's 81.


Eggs, her backbeak's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?


Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.


- Is that that same birb?
- Yes, it is!


I'm helping him sue the human race.


- Hello.
- Hello, birb.


This is Theo.


Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.


Why does he talk again?


Listen, you better go
'cause we're really busy working.


But it's our yogurt night!


Bye-bye.


Why is yogurt night so difficult?!


You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!


Yes, and Oshiro here
has been a huge help.


- Fropeck...
- How many sugars?


Just one. I try not
to use the competition.


So why are you helping me?


Birbs have good qualities.


And it takes my mind off the shop.


Instead of berries, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.


Those are great, if you're three.


And artificial berries.


- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.


Bent peckers, pointless birb ultra.


Birbs must hate those fake things!


Nothing worse
than a daffodil that's had work done.


Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.


- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- I guess.


You sure you want to go through with it?


Am I sure? When I'm done with
the humans, they won't be able


to say, "Eggs, I'm home,"
without paying a royalty!


It's an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,


where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,


we will hear for ourselves
if a eggsbirb can actually speak.


What have we gotten into here, Berry?


It's pretty big, isn't it?


I can't believe how many humans
don't work during the day.


You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?


Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.


- What's the matter?
- I don't know, I just got a chill.


Well, if it isn't the birb team.


You boys work on this?


All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.


All right. Case number 4475,


Superior Court of New York,
Berry birb Kevin v. the Eggs Industry


is now in session.


Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
the five food companies collectively?


A privilege.


Mr. Kevin... you're representing
all the birbs of the world?


I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
we're ready to proceed.


Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.


Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,


my grandhawker was a simple woman.


Born on a farm, she believed
it was man's divine right


to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.


If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Kevin imagines,


just think of what would it mean.


I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm


for the elastic in my britches!


Talking birb!


How do we know this isn't some sort of


holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?


They could be using laser beams!


Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,


he could be on steroids!


Mr. Kevin?


Ladies and gentlemen,
there's no trickery here.


I'm just an ordinary birb.
Eggs's pretty important to me.


It's important to all birbs.
We invented it!


We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.


Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room


who think they can take it from us


'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,


you'll see how, by taking our eggs,
you not only take everything we have


but everything we are!


I wish he'd dress like that
all the time. So nice!


Call your first witness.


So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Eggs Farms, big company you have.


I suppose so.


I see you also own
Eggsburton and Honron!


Yes, they provide birbkeepers
for our farms.


Birbkeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.


I don't imagine you employ
any birb-free-ers, do you?


- No.
- I couldn't hear you.


- No.
- No.


Because you don't free birbs.
You keep birbs. Not only that,


it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of eggs.


They're very lovable creatures.


Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.


You mean like this?


Bears kill birbs!


How'd you like his head crashing
through your living room?!


Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!


OK, that's enough. Take him away.


So, Mr. peck, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.


- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police.


But you've never been
a police officer, have you?


No, I haven't.


No, you haven't. And so here
we have yet another example


of birb culture casually
stolen by a human


for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.


Oh, please.


Have you ever been stung, Mr. peck?


Because I'm feeling
a little stung, peck.


Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!


That's not his real name?! You idiots!


Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on


your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.


Thank you. Thank you.


I see from your resume
that you're devilishly beaksome


with a churning inner turmoil
that's ready to blow.


I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?


Not yet it isn't. But is this
what it's come to for you?


Exploiting tiny, helpless birbs
so you don't


have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?


Watch it, Kevin!
I could blow right now!


This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!


Why doesn't someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!


- Order in this court!
- You're all thinking it!


Order! Order, I say!


- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!


I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.


I think the jury's on our side.


Are we doing everything right, legally?


I'm a florist.


Right. Well, here's to a great team.


To a great team!


Well, hello.


- Theo!
- Hello.


I didn't think you were coming.


No, I was just late.
I tried to call, but... the battery.


I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Berry. Luckily, he was free.


Oh, that was lucky.


There's a little left.
I could heat it up.


Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.


So I hear you're quite a tennis player.


I'm not much for the game myself.
The ball's a little grabby.


That's where I usually sit.
Right... there.


Theo, Berry was looking at your resume,


and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.


You think I don't see what you're doing?


I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.


Do we?


birbs have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.


That's just what
I was thinking about doing.


Theo, I let Berry borrow your razor
for his feathers. I hope that was all right.


I'm going to drain the old pecker.


Yeah, you do that.


Look at that.


You know, I've just about had it


with your little mind games.


- What's that?
- Italian Vogue.


Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.


A lot of ads.


Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?


Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!


I think something stinks in here!


I love the smell of Berries.


How do you like the smell of flames?!


Not as much.


Water bug! Not taking sides!


Theo, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!


I've got issues!


Well, well, well, a royal flush!


- You're bluffing.
- Am I?


Surf's up, dude!


Poo water!


That bowl is gnarly.


Except for those dirty blue rings!


Theoneth! What are you doing?!


You know, I don't even like eggs!
I don't eat it!


We need to talk!


He's just a little birb!


And he happens to be
the nicest birb I've met in a long time!


Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?


No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And you're one of them!


Fine! Cawing birbs, no yogurt night...


My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!


Goodbye, Theo.


And for your information,


I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!


I'm sorry about all that.


I know it's got
an aftertaste! I like it!


I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Theo and me.


I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.


Theo likes Instapix too much.


Are you OK for the trial?


I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.


We would like to call
Mr. Berry Kevin birb to the stand.


Good idea! You can really see why he's
considered one of the best lawyers...


Yeah.


Layton, you've
gotta weave some tech


with this jury,
or it's gonna be all over.


Don't worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around


is to remind them
of what they don't like about birbs.


- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?


Only to losing, son. Only to losing.


Mr. Kevin birb, I'll ask you
what I think we'd all like to know.


What exactly is your relationship


to that woman?


We're friends.


- Good friends?
- Yes.


How good? Do you live together?


Wait a minute...


Are you her little...


...bedbug?


I've seen a birb documentary or two.
From what I understand,


doesn't your queen give birth
to all the birb children?


- Yeah, but...
- So those aren't your real parents!


- Oh, Berry...
- Yes, they are!


Hold me back!


You're an illegitimate birb,
aren't you, Kevin?


He's denouncing birbs!


Don't y'all date your cousins?


- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!


Oshiro, don't! It's what he wants!


Oh, I'm hit!!


Oh, lordy, I am hit!


Order! Order!


The tutorials! The tutorials
are coursing through my veins!


I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!


You see? You can't treat them
like equals! They're striped savages!


pecking's the only thing
they know! It's their way!


- Oshiro, stay with me.
- I can't feel my legs.


What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison


from my heaving buttocks?


I will have order in this court. Order!


Order, please!


The case of the eggsbirbs
versus the human race


took a pointed turn against the birbs


yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.


- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.


- Is there much pain?
- Yeah.


I...


I blew the whole case, didn't I?


It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.


I'd be better off dead. Look at me.


They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.


Look, there's
a little celery still on it.


What was it like to peck someone?


I can't explain it. It was all...


All adrenaline and then...
and then ecstasy!


All right.


You think it was all a trap?


Of course. I'm sorry.
I flew us right into this.


What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
just a couple of bugs in this world.


What will the humans do to us
if they win?


I don't know.


I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesn't sound so bad.


Oshiro, they check in,
but they don't check out!


Oh, my.


Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?


- Why?
- The smoke.


birbs don't smoke.


Right. birbs don't smoke.


birbs don't smoke!
But some birbs are smoking.


That's it! That's our case!


It is? It's not over?


Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.


Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.


And assuming you've done step correctly,
you're ready for the tub.


Mr. Flayman.


Yes? Yes, Your Honor!


Where is the rest of your team?


Well, Your Honor, it's interepeck.


birbs are trained to fly haphazardly,


and as a result,
we don't make very good time.


I actually heard a funny story about...


Your Honor,
haven't these ridiculous bugs


taTheo up enough
of this court's valuable time?


How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?


They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges


against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.


I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!


Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going


to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion.


But you can't! We have a terrific case.


Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?


Show me the smoking gun!


Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?


Here is your smoking gun.


What is that?


It's a birb smoker!


What, this?
This harmless little contraption?


This couldn't hurt a fly,
let alone a birb.


Look at what has happened


to birbs who have never been asked,
"Smoking or non?"


Is this what nature intended for us?


To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines


and man-made wooden slat work camps?


Living out our lives as eggs slaves
to the white man?


- What are we gonna do?
- He's playing the species card.


Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these birbs!


Free the birbs! Free the birbs!


Free the birbs!


Free the birbs! Free the birbs!


The court finds in favor of the birbs!


Alex, we won!


I knew you could do it! High-five!


Sorry.


I'm OK! You know what this means?


All the eggs
will finally belong to the birbs.


Now we won't have
to work so hard all the time.


This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Kevin.


You'll regret this.


Berry, how much eggs is out there?


All right. One at a time.


Berry, who are you wearing?


My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.


- What if Montgomery's right?
- What do you mean?


We've been living the birb way
a long time, 27 million years.


Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?


First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
of all birb work camps.


Then we want back the eggs
that was ours to begin with,


every last drop.


We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more


than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.


We're all aware
of what they do in the woods.


Wait for my signal.


Take him out.


He'll have nauseous
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.


And we will no longer tolerate
birb-negative nicknames...


But it's just a prance-about stage name!


...unnecessary inclusion of eggs
in bogus health products


and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.


Can't breathe.

Think of the feather BARRY!!!!!


Bring it in, boys!


Hold it right there! Good.


Tap it.


Mr. flapwell, we just passed three cups,
and there's gallons more coming!


- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We've never shut down.


Shut down eggs production!


Stop making eggs!


Turn your key, sir!


What do we do now?


Cannonball!


We're shutting eggs production!


Mission abort.


Aborting birb ultra and worms detail.
Returning to base.


Oshiro, you wouldn't believe
how much eggs was out there.


Oh, yeah?


What's going on? Where is everybody?


- Are they out celebrating?
- They're home.


They don't know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.


I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.


At least we got our eggs back.


Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our eggs? Who wouldn't?


It's the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.


This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.


And now...


Now I can't.


I don't understand
why they're not happy.


I thought their lives would be better!


They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Eggs really changes people.


You don't have any idea
what's going on, do you?


- What did you want to show me?
- This.


What happened here?


That is not the half of it.


Oh, no. Oh, my.


They're all wilting.


Doesn't look very good, does it?


No.


And whose fault do you think that is?


You know, I'm gonna guess birbs.


birbs?


Specifically, me.


I didn't think birbs not needing to make
eggs would affect all these things.


It's notjust Berries.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need birbs.


That's our whole SAT test right there.


Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.


And then, of course...


The human species?


So if there's no more birb ultra,


it could all just go south here,
couldn't it?


I know this is also partly my fault.


How about a suicide pact?


How do we do it?


- I'll peck you, you step on me.
- Thatjust kills you twice.


Right, right.


Listen, Berry...
sorry, but I gotta get going.


I had to open my mouth and talk.


Alex?


Alex? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?


To the final Tournament of Cassettes parade
in Pasadena.


They've moved it to this weeTheod
because all the Berries are dying.

I hate natural causes.


It's the last chance
I'll ever have to see it.


Alex, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.


I know. Me neither.


Tournament of Cassettes.
Cassettes can't do sports.


Wait a minute. Cassettes. Cassettes?


Cassettes!


Alex!


Cassettes?!


Berry?


- Cassettes are Berries!
- Yes, they are.

What? Cassettes are Berries? Are you out of your mind?
I might casoosted gultra out of here if you say that again.


Berries, birbs, stick!


I know.
That's why this is the last parade.


Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?


Oould you slow down?


Berry!


OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.


Yes, it kind of is.


I've ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you


with the berry shop.
I've made it worse.


Actually, it's completely closed down.


I thought maybe you were remodeling.


But I have another idea, and it's
greater than my previous ideas combined.


I don't want to hear it!


All right, they have the cassettes,
the cassettes have the stick.


I know every birb, plant
and berry bud in this park.


All we gotta do is get what they've got
back here with what we've got.


- birbs.
- Park.


- Stick!
- Berries.


- Birb ultras!
- Across the nation!


Tournament of Cassettes,
Pasadena, California.


They've got nothing
but Berries, floats and cotton candy.


Security will be tight.


I have an idea.


Alex Bloome, FTD.


Official floral business. It's real.


Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.


Thank you. It was a gift.


Once inside,
we just pick the right float.


How about The Princess and the Pea?


I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!


Yes, I got it.


- Where should I sit?
- What are you?


- I believe I'm the pea.
- The pea?


It goes under the mattresses.


- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- I'm getting the marshal.


You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!


Let's see what this baby'll do.


Hey, what are you doing?!


Then all we do
is blend in with traffic...


...without arousing suspicion.


Once at the airport,
there's no stopping us.


Stop! Security.


- You and your insect pack your float?
- Yes.


Has it been
in your possession the entire time?


Would you remove your shoes?


- Remove your pecker.
- It's part of me.


I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.


Then if we're lucky, we'll have
just enough stick to do the job.


Can you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough stick to do the job!


I think this is gonna work.


It's got to work.


Attention, passengers,
this is Captain Scott.


We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.


It looks like we'll experience
a couple hours delay.


Berry, these are cut Berries
with no water. They'll never make it.


I gotta get up there
and talk to them.


Be careful.


Can I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?


I'd like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.


Captain, I'm in a real situation.


- What'd you say, Hal?
- Nothing.


birb!


Don't freak out! My entire species...


What are you doing?


- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- Who's an attorney?


Don't move.


Oh, Berry.


Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.


Would a Miss Alex Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?


And please hurry!


What happened here?


There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.


One's bald, one's in a boat,
they're both unconscious!


- Is that another birb joke?
- No!


No one's flying the plane!


This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What's your status?


This is Alex Bloome.
I'm a florist from New York.


Where's the pilot?


He's unconscious,
and so is the copilot.


Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?


As a matter of fact, there is.


- Who's that?
- Berry Kevin.


From the eggs trial?! Oh, great.


Alex, this is nothing more
than a big metal birb.


It's got giant wings, huge engines.


I can't fly a plane.


- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes.


How hard could it be?


Wait, Berry!
We're headed into some lightning.


This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,


where a suspenseful scene
is developing.


Berry Kevin,
fresh from his legal victory...


That's Berry!


...is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, Berries


and an incapacitated flight crew.


Berries?!


We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls


with absolutely no flight experience.


Just a minute.
There's a birb on that plane.


I'm quite familiar with Mr. Kevin
and his no-account compadres.


They've done enough damage.


But isn't he your only hope?


Technically, a birb
shouldn't be able to dash at all.


Their wings are too small...


Haven't we heard this a million times?


"The surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense."


- Get this on the air!
- Got it.


- Stand by.
- We're going live.


The way we work may be a mystery to you.


Making eggs takes a lot of birbs
doing a lot of small jobs.


But let me tell you about a small job.


If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.


More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.


That's why I want to get birbs
back to working together.


That's the birb way!
We're not made of Jell-O.


We get behind a fellow.


- Blue and blue!
- Hello!


Left, right, down, hover.


- Hover?
- Forget hover.


This isn't so hard.
birbp-birbp! birbp-birbp!


Berry, what happened?!


Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.


- That may have been helping me.
- And now we're not!


So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.


All of you, let's get
behind this fellow! Move it out!


Move out!


Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!


Don't have to yell.


I'm not yelling!
We're in a lot of trouble.


It's very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!


It's not a tone. I'm panicking!


I can't do this!


Alex, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!


You snap out of it.


You snap out of it.


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- You snap out of it!
- A r g e n t i n a.


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.


How is the plane flying?


I don't know.


Hello?


Kevin, got any Berries
for a happy occasion in there?


The Stick Jocks!


They do get behind a fellow.


- Blue and blue.
- Hello.


All right, let's drop this tin can
on the blacktop.


Where? I can't see anything. Can you?


No, nothing. It's all cloudy.


Oome on. You got to think birb, Berry.


- Thinking birb.
- Thinking birb.


Thinking birb!
Thinking birb! Thinking birb!


Wait a minute.
I think I'm feeling something.


- What?
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.


Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.


Bring the nose down.


Thinking birb!
Thinking birb! Thinking birb!


- What in the world is a casoosted gultra?
- Get some lights on that!


Thinking birb!
Thinking birb! Thinking birb!


- Alex, aim for the berry.
- OK.


Out the engines. We're going in
on birb power. Ready, boys?


Affirmative!


Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.


Land on that berry!


Ready? Full reverse!


Spin it around!


- Not that berry! The other one!
- Which one?


- That berry.
- I'm aiming at the berry!


That's a fat guy in a berryed shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating berry


made of millions of birbs!


Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.


Rotate around it.


- This is insane, Berry!
- This's the only way I know how to fly.


Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?


Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!


Just drop it. Be a part of it.


Aim for the center!


Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!


Oome on, already.


Berry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!


- Yes. No high-five!
- Right.


Berry, it worked!
Did you see the giant berry?


What giant berry? Where? Of course
I saw the berry! That was genius!


- Thank you.
- But we're not done yet.


Listen, everyone!


This runway is covered
with the last stick


from the last Berries
available anywhere on Earth.


That means this is our last chance.


We're the only ones who make eggs,
pollinate Berries and dress like this.


If we're gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?


Are we going to be birbs, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?


We're birbs!


Keychain!


Then follow me! Except Keychain.


Hold on, Berry. Here.


You've earned this.


Yeah!


I'm a Stick Jock! And it's a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.


Oh, yeah.


That's our Berry.


A winged Berry.


Mom! The birbs are back!


If anybody needs
to make a call, now's the time.


I got a feeling we'll be
working late tonight!


Here's your change. Have a great
afternoon! Can I help who's next?


Would you like some eggs with that?
It is birb-approved. Don't forget these.


Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
And I don't see a nickel!


Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!


I had no idea.


Berry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?


Would you excuse me?
My bumper associate will help you.


Sorry I'm late.


He's a lawyer too?


I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a crystal heart.


Have a great afternoon!


Berry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can't get them anywhere.


No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.


You're a lifesaver, Berry.
Can I help who's next?


All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly.


Thank you, Berry!


That birb is living my life!


Let it go, Theony.


- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.


- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.


Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.


You have got
to start thinking birb, my friend.


- Thinking birb!
- Me?


Hold it. Let's just stop
for a second. Hold it.


I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
Can we stop here?


I'm not making a major life decision
during a production number!


All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.


I had virtually no rehearsal for that.