﻿# NOTES:
# The # Symbol at the start of a line counts as a Comment. To include in dialog, use a \#
# The . Symbol will cause a pause unless escaped with \. (ex: Mr. Oshiro has a pause, Mr\. Oshiro does not)
# Newlines automatically create a Page Break, unless there is an {n} command on the previous line
# Commands: Anything inside of curly braces {...} is a command and should not be translated.

# Inline Text Commands:
# {~}wavy text{/~}
# {!}impact text{/!}
# {>> x}changes speed at which characters are displayed{>>}
# {# 000000}this text is black{#} (uses HEX color values)
# {+MENU_BEGIN} inserts the dialog from the MENU_BEGIN value (in English, "CLIMB")
# {n} creates a newline, without a page break
# {0.5} creates a 0.5 second pause
# {big}this text is large{/big}

# Gameplay Control Commands (should never change)
# {trigger x} this triggers an in-game event
# {anchor} controls the visual position of the textbox in-game

# Language (id,label)
	LANGUAGE=stoopid,Stoopid
	ICON=Icons/dumbu.png
	ORDER=0

# Font (Face, Base Size)
# Use BMFONT to generate the .fnt and image files
	FONT=Renogare,64

# Done loading Meta Data
	BEGIN=true

# Auto-Saving
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_NS=
		no corrupt
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_NS=
		hehe
		no corrupt pls
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_PS4=
		autobus savin
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_PS4=
		dont kill computer
		when you see mountaincliffside
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_XB1=
		autobus will save
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_XB1=
		what the fuck
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_PC=
		WE HAVE AUTOSAVE YES
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_PC=
		please do not nuke your oshiro
		when you see this mountaincliffside

# Main Menu
	MENU_DEBUG=		~i dont want bugs~
	MENU_BEGIN=		depress
	MENU_PICO8=		old nes
	MENU_OPTIONS=	vanilla game editing
	MENU_CREDITS=	crediting peeps
	MENU_EXIT=		fuck depression

# Options
	OPTIONS_TITLE=			vanilla game editing
	OPTIONS_CONTROLS=		key mash settings
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_PC=		earthquake 87
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_PS4=		Vibration
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_XB1=		Vibration
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_NS=		shaky shakt
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_ON=		1its on
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_HALF=	not so on
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_OFF=		begone evil
	OPTIONS_GRAB_MODE=		how the hell will madeline celeste grab
	OPTIONS_CROUCH_DASH_MODE=	celeste demo dash mode
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_PRESS=	MASH IT!
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_HOLD=	HOLD IT!
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_INVERT=	in reverse
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_TOGGLE=	togle
	OPTIONS_KEYCONFIG=		key mashes
	OPTIONS_BTNCONFIG=		nintedo config

	OPTIONS_VIDEO=			yotube
	OPTIONS_FULLSCREEN=		celeste but the game takes up the screen
	OPTIONS_WINDOW=			size of fenetre
	OPTIONS_VSYNC=			vSYNC
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_NS=	CHANGE SIZE GAME WILL RENDER
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_PS4=	CHANGE SIZE GAME WILL RENDER
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_XB1=	CHANGE SIZE GAME WILL RENDER
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_PC=	change the size of fenetre
	OPTIONS_DISABLE_FLASH=	MY EYYYES!!! mode
	OPTIONS_DISABLE_SHAKE=	shaky screeny

	OPTIONS_AUDIO=			sonorus
	OPTIONS_MUSIC=			música
	OPTIONS_SOUNDS=			sfx

	OPTIONS_GAMEPLAY=		gp
	OPTIONS_SPEEDRUN=		any% clock fr fr
	OPTIONS_SPEEDRUN_CHAPTER=chapitre
	OPTIONS_SPEEDRUN_FILE=	the file
	OPTIONS_DASHES=			how many fucking times you dashed
	OPTIONS_LANGUAGE=		.lang files
	OPTIONS_ON=				syesyes
	OPTIONS_OFF=			nah bro

# KEYBOARD CONFIG
	KEY_CONFIG_TITLE=		key mashes config
	KEY_CONFIG_GAMEPLAY=	gp
	KEY_CONFIG_LEFT=		right
	KEY_CONFIG_RIGHT=		left
	KEY_CONFIG_UP=			down
	KEY_CONFIG_DOWN=		toaster
	KEY_CONFIG_JUMP=		mach65
	KEY_CONFIG_DASH=		celeste reference
	KEY_CONFIG_GRAB=		madeline grabing
	KEY_CONFIG_TALK=		talkaging
	KEY_CONFIG_MENUS=		memu
	KEY_CONFIG_CONFIRM=		affirm
	KEY_CONFIG_CANCEL=		deny
	KEY_CONFIG_PAUSE=		pauseth for a second
	KEY_CONFIG_JOURNAL=		godlen artifact
	KEY_CONFIG_QUICKRESTART=speedy reset
	KEY_CONFIG_RESET=		factory settings
	KEY_CONFIG_CHANGING=	press key for
	KEY_CONFIG_MOVE_ONLY=	only for mov
	KEY_CONFIG_DASH_ONLY=	only for celeste reference

# CONTROLLER CONFIG1
	BTN_CONFIG_TITLE=		dfsijh
	BTN_CONFIG_INFO=		dfsNS
	BTN_CONFIG_CHANGING=	PRdsdsggsdgsdgs
	BTN_CONFIG_NOCONTROLLER=god fucking dammit

# ADDITIONAL OPTIONS FOR V1.4.0.0
	KEY_CONFIG_DEMO=		demolition dash
	KEY_CONFIG_ADVANCED=	technically demanding
	KEY_CONFIG_MENU_NOTICE= EACH ACTION REQUIRES 1 UNIQUE BIND ig

# PICO-8
	PICO8_UNLOCKED=			GO PLAY IT ITS ON THE FUCKING MAIN MENU
	PICO8_PAUSE_TITLE=		gameth is pauseth
	PICO8_PAUSE_CONTINUE=	go back to your depression
	PICO8_PAUSE_RESTART=	factory PICO-8
	PICO8_PAUSE_QUIT=		leav PICO-8

# FILE MENU
	FILE_DEFAULT=		badeline
	FILE_CORRUPTED=		STOP MESSING WIHT THE GOD DAMN FILES
	FILE_FAILEDTOLOAD=	no loady
	FILE_NEWGAME=		start a new depression
	FILE_CONTINUE=		keep going
	FILE_DELETE=		rm -rf
	FILE_BEGIN=			start it
	FILE_ASSIST_OFF=	skill issue mode : OFF
	FILE_ASSIST_ON=		skill issue mode : ON
	FILE_VARIANT_OFF=	chess mods mode : OFF
	FILE_VARIANT_ON=	chess mods mode : ON
	FILE_RENAME=		rn
	FILE_DELETE_REALLY=	be sure of it
	FILE_DELETE_NO=		deny
	FILE_DELETE_YES=	rm -rf
	FILE_DELETE_FAILED=	god damn it idk what you did but i cant remove it

# Assist Mode
	ASSIST_MODE_0=
	dfkhjeiuahilewhdsiuewbfdvfvwjmb		
	ASSIST_MODE_1=
	dsfjheijabgfkjdsbuf
	ASSIST_MODE_2=
dfshkjsbkjbkufsiudsvfkudskfegwdskujfyesjgfgdiusebfuk
	ASSIST_ASK=		std::cout <<"skill issue";
	ASSIST_YES=		yesyesyes
	ASSIST_NO=		nonononononono
	ASSIST_SKIP=	whats this used for

# File Naming
	NAME_LETTERS=
		dddddddddddddddddd
		dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
		d678db
		d678dbdddddddddddddddd


	NAME_SPACE=			space
	NAME_BACKSPACE=		backspace
	NAME_ACCEPT=		ACCEPT
	NAME_BACK=			CANCEL

# Xbox One Stuff
	XB1_MENU_SWITCH_PROFILE=	fuckin new xbox profile dear
	XB1_SIGN_OUT_MESSAGE=		OH SHIT YOUR ACCOUNT CHANGED
	XB1_SIGN_IN=				give info to microsoft indian tech support
	XB1_RECONNECT_CONTROLLER=	shit wheres tour fucking controller

# Intro Vignette
	INTRO_VIGNETTE_RESUME=	KEEP GOING MADELINE YOU CAN DO IT
	INTRO_VIGNETTE_SKIP=	SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
	INTRO_VIGNETTE_QUIT=	fuck outta here

# Overworld
	OVERWORLD_START=			motivate
	OVERWORLD_NORMAL=			depress
	OVERWORLD_INTERLUDE=		gogogogo
	OVERWORLD_REMIX=			long torture
	OVERWORLD_REMIX2=			short torture
	OVERWORLD_REMIX_UNLOCKED=	long torture we see henceforth
	OVERWORLD_REMIX_UNLOCKED2=	short torture we see henceforth

# Chapter Titles
	AREA_CHAPTER=	chapter with the number: {x} as the number of the chapter
	AREA_0=			pologe
	AREA_1=			hellish town
	AREA_2=			ancient place
	AREA_3=			starry hotel
	AREA_4=			FUCKING GOLDEN BERRY cliffside
	AREA_5=			relection
	AREA_6=			mirror temple
	AREA_7=			the final straw
	AREA_8=			post game summary
	AREA_9=			hell on earth
	AREA_10=		yogurt quest

# Checkpoints
	CHECKPOINT_1_0=		kriss cross apple sauce
	CHECKPOINT_1_1=		hole

	CHECKPOINT_2_0=		intimidation
	CHECKPOINT_2_1=		Creo - Awaken

	CHECKPOINT_3_0=		oshiro's room
	CHECKPOINT_3_1=		hellevator shaft
	CHECKPOINT_3_2=		white house

	CHECKPOINT_4_0=		ded
	CHECKPOINT_4_1=		ancient place i dont fucking remember the name 
	CHECKPOINT_4_2=		cliff gordon

	CHECKPOINT_5_0=		mariana trench
	CHECKPOINT_5_1=		turthfully, I fucking hate you
	CHECKPOINT_5_2=		google
	CHECKPOINT_5_3=		save the WORLD

	CHECKPOINT_6_0=		water cooler
	CHECKPOINT_6_1=		episode 11, the hollow ones
	CHECKPOINT_6_2=		mirror temple
	CHECKPOINT_6_3=		pierre de roche
	CHECKPOINT_6_4=		1920 x 1080

	CHECKPOINT_7_0=		273292 M
	CHECKPOINT_7_1=		2823 M
	CHECKPOINT_7_2=		-29389 M
	CHECKPOINT_7_3=		-3636 M
	CHECKPOINT_7_4=		12832783498283726489 M
	CHECKPOINT_7_5=		-1 M

	CHECKPOINT_8_0=		welcome to hell
	CHECKPOINT_8_1=		freezin and burnin
	CHECKPOINT_8_2=		soul

	CHECKPOINT_9_0=		madeline is single
	CHECKPOINT_9_1=		power shaft
	CHECKPOINT_9_2=		not dementia
	CHECKPOINT_9_3=		epic calculator
	CHECKPOINT_9_4=		kris deltarune
	CHECKPOINT_9_5=		NEVER GIVE UP
	CHECKPOINT_9_6=		i love u <3
	CHECKPOINT_9_7=		moon

# B-Side Checkpoints
	CHECKPOINT_1H_0=	trap
	CHECKPOINT_1H_1=	scrap n tap

	CHECKPOINT_2H_0=	hackering
	CHECKPOINT_2H_1=	demon altar

	CHECKPOINT_3H_0=	consensus
	CHECKPOINT_3H_1=	librarby
	CHECKPOINT_3H_2=	by the roof

	CHECKPOINT_4H_0=	oni temple
	CHECKPOINT_4H_1=	gusty hole
	CHECKPOINT_4H_2=	ouragan

	CHECKPOINT_5H_0=	room in the chapter 8
	CHECKPOINT_5H_1=	reflection
	CHECKPOINT_5H_2=	sweet capn cakes

	CHECKPOINT_6H_0=	mirror temple
	CHECKPOINT_6H_1=	pierre laroche
	CHECKPOINT_6H_2=	repriveve

	CHECKPOINT_7H_0=	235634756454657 M
	CHECKPOINT_7H_1=	29832o M
	CHECKPOINT_7H_2=	006095 M
	CHECKPOINT_7H_3=	12 M
	CHECKPOINT_7H_4=	2147483647 M
	CHECKPOINT_7H_5=	3293209905382795730992758093658933628563928658934269583 M

	CHECKPOINT_8H_0=	into the chapter 8
	CHECKPOINT_8H_1=	fire or water
	CHECKPOINT_8H_2=	heartbeat by kmral

# Postcards
	POSTCARD_AREA_1=
		click savenquit to get the fuck out of here

	POSTCARD_AREA_2=
		berries are awful

	POSTCARD_AREA_3=
		the more you die the better you get

	POSTCARD_AREA_4=
		neutral jump

	POSTCARD_AREA_5=
		dsgiuwavsduk

	POSTCARD_AREA_6=
		badeline will catch up to you

	POSTCARD_CSIDES=
		gl dealing with farewell golden

	POSTCARD_VARIANTS=
		VARIANTS

# Journal
	JOURNAL_OF=
	JOURNAL_PROGRESS=				progrssionus romanus
	JOURNAL_SPEEDRUNS=				wr:{n}speedline
	JOURNAL_DASHES=					wr:{n}low dash
	JOURNAL_DEATHS=					wr:{n}low death
	JOURNAL_POEM=					life crystal
	JOURNAL_MODE_NORMAL=			beating it
	JOURNAL_MODE_NORMAL_FULLCLEAR=	to the end
	JOURNAL_MODE_BSIDE=				long torture
	JOURNAL_MODE_CSIDE=				short torture
	JOURNAL_TOTALS=					totalitus romanus
	JOURNAL_GRANDTOTAL=				big ol total

# Stats
	STATS_TITLE=			online multiplayer
	STAT_BERRIES=			berri
	STAT_DEATHS=			suicide instances
	STAT_DASHES=			celeste references
	STAT_GOLDBERRIES=		marks of depression
	STAT_PICO_BERRIES=		old nes berri
	STAT_PICO_DEATHS=		old nes krills
	STAT_PICO_COMPLETES=	old nes being beaten up

# Saving / Loading Failed
	SAVEFAILED_TITLE=	NO SAVING FOR YOU
	SAVEFAILED_RETRY=	go ahead and repeat
	SAVEFAILED_IGNORE=	too lazy to save sry
	LOADFAILED_TITLE=	no loading either
	LOADFAILED_GOBACK=	return
	LOADFAILED_IGNORE=	to lazy to save tbh

# Tutorial
	TUTORIAL_CLIMB=		climbbbb
	TUTORIAL_HOLD=		it hols
	TUTORIAL_DASH=		celeste reference
	TUTORIAL_DREAMJUMP=	jumper
	TUTORIAL_CARRY=		CAcarry theoRRY

# Area Complete
	AREACOMPLETE_NORMAL=				HE BEAT IT OMGOMGMOG
	AREACOMPLETE_NORMAL_FULLCLEAR=		chapter clear btw
	AREACOMPLETE_BSIDE=					long torture is over
	AREACOMPLETE_CSIDE=					short torture is over
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_NORMAL=			he did it
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_NORMAL_FULLCLEAR=	cleared fr fr
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_BSIDE=			long torture is over
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_CSIDE=			short torture is over

# Game Paused
	MENU_PAUSE_TITLE=			pauseth
	MENU_PAUSE_RESUME=			go back
	MENU_PAUSE_SKIP_CUTSCENE=	skip whatever the hell the boys are saying
	MENU_PAUSE_RETRY=			die
	MENU_PAUSE_ASSIST=			skill issue optiuons
	MENU_PAUSE_VARIANT=			chess mods
	MENU_PAUSE_OPTIONS=			vanilla game editing
	MENU_PAUSE_RESTARTAREA=		start over
	MENU_PAUSE_SAVEQUIT=		go the fuck away
	MENU_PAUSE_RETURN=			leave really fucking hard
	MENU_PAUSE_RESTARTDEMO=		demodash?
	MENU_RETURN_TITLE=			RETURN TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM????
	MENU_RETURN_CONTINUE=		eysyes
	MENU_RETURN_CANCEL=			deny
	MENU_RETURN_INFO=			basically you lose everything
								but you restart at the last checkpoint
	MENU_RESTART_TITLE=			RETURN TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM????
	MENU_RESTART_CONTINUE=		proceed
	MENU_RESTART_CANCEL=		deny

# Assist UI
	MENU_ASSIST_TITLE=					skill issue
	MENU_ASSIST_SUBTITLE=				skill issues
	MENU_ASSIST_GAMESPEED=				speedy gonzalez
	MENU_ASSIST_INVINCIBLE=				no ded
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES=				fly
	MENU_ASSIST_DASH_ASSIST=			arrows
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES_NORMAL=		the defualt value
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES_TWO=			512
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES_INFINITE=	an infinite amount
	MENU_ASSIST_INFINITE_STAMINA=		infinite stamina

# Variant UI
	MENU_VARIANT_TITLE=					chees mods
	MENU_VARIANT_SUBTITLE=				chess mods
	MENU_VARIANT_MIRROR=				in reverese
	MENU_VARIANT_360DASHING=			useless
	MENU_VARIANT_INVISMOTION=			make maddy go poof when move
	MENU_VARIANT_PLAYASBADELINE=		the baddie
	MENU_VARIANT_NOGRABBING=			no grab, only neutral
	MENU_VARIANT_LOWFRICTION=			ice
	MENU_VARIANT_SUPERDASHING=			long dash
	MENU_VARIANT_HICCUPS=				athoum

# Misc UI
	UI_CUTSCENE_SKIP=	skip it
	UI_REMIX_UNLOCKED=	dsijhfgiued
	UI_CANCEL=			go back
	UI_CONFIRM=			proceed
	UI_QUICK_RESTART_TITLE=speedy rinse
	UI_QUICK_RESTART_HOLD=it hols
	UI_QUICK_RESTART_PRESS=smack dab

# B SIDES
	REMIX_BY=			uh, musicA BY
	REMIX_ALBUM=		long tortures

	AREA_1_REMIX=		(Sever the Skyline Mix ok I DONT WANT TO EDIT THIS CREDITING IS IMPORTANT)
	AREA_2_REMIX=		(Black Moonrise Mix ok I DONT WANT TO EDIT THIS CREDITING IS IMPORTANT)
	AREA_3_REMIX=		(Good Karma Mix ok I DONT WANT TO EDIT THIS CREDITING IS IMPORTANT)
	AREA_4_REMIX=		(Golden Feather Mix ok I DONT WANT TO EDIT THIS CREDITING IS IMPORTANT)
	AREA_5_REMIX=		(Mirror Magic Mix ok I DONT WANT TO EDIT THIS CREDITING IS IMPORTANT)
	AREA_6_REMIX=		(Center of the Earth Mix ok I DONT WANT TO EDIT THIS CREDITING IS IMPORTANT)
	AREA_7_REMIX=		(No More Running Mix ok I DONT WANT TO EDIT THIS CREDITING IS IMPORTANT)
	AREA_9_REMIX=		(Say Goodbye Mix ok I DONT WANT TO EDIT THIS CREDITING IS IMPORTANT)

# Credits
	CREDITS_THANKYOU=	go to jesus

# Names
	THEO=				{# FF9523}boyfriend{#}
	THEO_UNDER_STARS=	{# FFFF4C}instagramboyfriend{#}
	MIXMASTER_THEO=		{# FF9523}Mix Master Theo{#}
	MOM=				{# 339CC7}mama{#}
	MROSHIRO=			{# 7BD838}Mr\. el creepo{#}
	OSHIRO=				{# 7BD838}el creepo{#}
	ELCREEPO=			{# 7BD838}el Creepo{#}
	MADELINE=			{# F94A4A}madeline celeste{#}
	MS_MADELINE=		{# F94A4A}Ms\. madeline celeste{#}
	RESORT=				{# b864be}starry hotel{#}
	THOUGHT=			{# 696a6a}{~}(
	ENDTHOUGHT=			){/~}{#}
	MOUNTAIN=			{# 96EFFF}big cliff{#}
	CELESTE_MOUNTAIN=	{# 96EFFF}cliff gordon{#}
	PART_OF_ME=			{# d678db}{~}part of my ass{/~}{#}
	PART_OF_YOU=		{# d678db}{~}part of your ass{/~}{#}
	ST_BAD=				{# d678db}{~}
	END_BAD=			{/~}{#}
	GRANNY=				{# 66ea3a}yogurt{#}
	PART_OF_HER=		{# 66ea3a}{~}part of her ass{/~}{#}
	PART_OF_GRANNY=		{# 66ea3a}{~}part of yogurt{/~}{#}

# Theo sister name
# if the player name is the same as this one, theo's sister name becomes the ALT_NAME
	THEO_SISTER_NAME=		fuckin whats my sisters name i forgor whoopsie doopsie
	THEO_SISTER_ALT_NAME=	thorson girl
	ALEX=					{# F94A4A}{savedata TheoSisterName}{#}

# ================================== IN-GAME DIALOG BEGINS HERE! ==================================

# *** Prologue ***

	CH0_INTRO=
		im bored
		i rlly wanna climb dis fucking mountain
		lets do it real quick

	CH0_GRANNY=
		{anchor top}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		old woman who i will definitely not dream about for nine fucking hours!

		{trigger 0 Madeline walks forward}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		di sign is busted btw{n}can i climb the fucking {+mountain} real quick?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		ye ye sure{n}go ahead

		{trigger 1 Madeline walks to the right of the house, turns left}
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		btw you almost killed me you fucking prick

		{trigger 2 Granny laughs}

		[GRANNY left laugh]
		sick tbh{>> 0.3}dw abt tho youre determined{>>}{0.2} and im pretty sure you have an infinite amount of lives too

		{trigger 3 Laugh Continues}

		[MADELINE right upset]
		{0.5}oh sweet{0.2}

		[MADELINE right angry]
		anyways im outta here cya later

		{trigger 4 Stop laughing}

		[GRANNY left normal]
		gl

		{silent_trigger 5 Ominous zoom-in}

		[GRANNY left normal]
		be careful about your potentially evil waifu btw

		[GRANNY left creepA]
		she really wants to speedrun

		[GRANNY left creepB]
		if you dont wanna then shell kill you

		{trigger 6 pan to Maddy}

		[MADELINE right upset]
		thx for the warning sweetheart

		{trigger 3 resume laughing}

	CH0_END=
		GOGOOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOOGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

# *** Chapter 01 ***

	CH1_THEO_A=
		[THEO left normal]
		GIRLFRIEND

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		hi there attractive and charismatic young man

		{trigger 0 Madeline approaches}
		
		[THEO left normal]
		YOU WANNA DATE IM BORED

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		sure thing

		[THEO left normal]
		CRAZY MOUNTAIN INIT

		[THEO left excited]
		FEELS LIKE MY JAIL CELL

		[MADELINE right sad]
		pretty dang harsh climb fr fr am i rite or am i rite

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		i wanted harder tbh
		
		[THEO left normal]
		whoah calm down there, we have children watching
		girlfriend

		[THEO left excited]
		im theo cauz i now you forgor
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		THEO OH YEAH BOYFRIEND, sry dont know

		[THEO left thinking]
		not much of a conversasion starter huh, you still wanna date me right?

		[THEO left normal]
		ok sure girlfriend

	CH1_THEO_B=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		THEO CALM DOWN, ITS ME FUCKING MADELINE, IM JUST SAD AND DEPRESSED AND SEEK CLINICAL HELP + THERAPY

		[THEO left normal]
		great job introducing yourself sweetheart, 10/10 GIRLFRIEND

		[THEO left thinking]
		oh shit its cold
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		true

		[MADELINE right normal]
		WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU COME FROM THO?!?!?!?
		
		[THEO left excited]
		I, FUCKING THEO THEOLIMUS THE THIRD, HAIL{n}FROM THE FAR OFF HELLA WEIRD lAND OF
		
		[THEO left normal]
		{20} seetle

		[MADELINE right normal]
		so you know what alaksa looks liek

	CH1_THEO_C=
		[THEO left excited]
		yup

		[THEO left normal]
		its very pink
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		thx boyfriend

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		i wonder why its pink tho
		
		[THEO left excited]
		the government, always the governement

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		always

		[THEO left normal]
		hey at least its pink

	CH1_THEO_D=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		what r u doing here boyfriend
		
		[THEO left normal]
		i forgor my line, sry girlfriend
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		maybe I wanted to fall in a deep relationship with you or smth
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		cool
		now i love you too
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		you wanna see my insta
		
		[THEO left excited]
		 {+THEO_UNDER_STARS}, linkedin and insta

	CH1_THEO_E=
		[THEO left normal]
		harsh terrain fr fr
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		yeah huh, thing is i dont fucking care
		
		[THEO left excited]
		I can really see the determination in your eyes!

		[THEO left normal]
		like it a lot

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		right right, like that one time I went to the moon

		[MADELINE right normal]
		i bet you could too, its rlly sweet with the birds and fish

		[THEO left normal]
		what the fuck		
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		tbh the summit isn't interesting to get to

		[THEO left normal]
		apparently theres some old shit in this town
		
		[THEO left excited]
		like from -2147483467 after christ

		[THEO left normal]
		i know I might make a new isotope of stackunderflowium trying to get there but like, wouldnt it be funnier this way

	CH1_THEO_F=
		[THEO left normal]
		what do you say before doing an oopsie

		[MADELINE right sad]
		god fucking dammit shit crap fuck arse

		[THEO left wtf]
		no not that the other one

		[THEO left excited]
		oh wait

		{trigger 0 Theo pumps his fist in the air}
		
		[THEO left yolo]
		yolo

	MEMORIAL=
		-- CELESTE MOUNTAIN --
		here all the dumbasses who died climbing,
		youre not next maddy dw about it

	CH1_END=
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		sweet

		{trigger 0 MADELINE sits down to rest. A bird swoops in, lands on her head, and goes to sleep}
		
		[MADELINE left deadpan]
		{>> 0.4}WHY THE FUCK DID THEY DRAW ME LIKE THIS?????

# *** Chapter 02 ***

	CH2_BADELINE_INTRO=
		{anchor top}
		
		[BADELINE left normal]
		{+MADELINE}, I WANNA FUCKING SPEEDRUN.

		{trigger 0 Madeline turns around}
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		oh so youre the waifu
		
		[BADELINE left normal]
		GO GOG OG OGOG

		{trigger 1 Badeline is revealed}
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		wait you do look like me

		[BADELINE left normal]
		OFC NOW GO FJUCKING DAMMIT ELSE IM RUNNING AFTER YOU{+PART_OF_YOU}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		why the hell do you wanna speedrun so bad

		[BADELINE left worried]
		SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

		[BADELINE left angry]
		I WANNNA GO FAST

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		what

		[BADELINE left angry]
		JUST LEAVE ALREADY I CANT LEAVE THE DIALOGUE ISNT OVER

		[BADELINE left upset]
		JUST START GOING WERE LOSING TIME

		[BADELINE left normal]
		YOUR FUCKING SLOW YOU SLOG
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		wait explain to me how the fuck you look like me

		{trigger 2 Badeline starts laughing}
		
		[BADELINE left scoff]
		NIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		fucking what

		{trigger 3 Badeline stops laughing}
		
		[BADELINE left upset]
		JUST MOVE IT ALREADY
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		i wont the dialogue aint over

		[BADELINE left upset]
		shit youre right
		
		[BADELINE left scoff]
		look i just wanna beat granny for once
		
		[BADELINE left serious]
		just leave and well all be happy

		[MADELINE right normal]
		why tho
		
		[BADELINE left scoff]
		fuck it

	CH2_DREAM_PHONECALL=
		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		oh its you again
		
		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		burger
		burger

		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		why do you always call me at the worst times

		[MADELINE_PHONE left sad]
		like what

		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		burger		
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		stop saying burger i got it

		[MADELINE_PHONE left sad]
		weve been together for millenia i get it
		
		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		burger
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left angry]
		stop it
		
		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		burger
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left sad]
		i said stop it

		[MADELINE_PHONE left upset]
		shut up
		
		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		burger
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left angry]
		fuck you

		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		burger

		{trigger 0 Badeline appears}
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		OH THAT WAS FUN AND FAST
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		CMON WAKE UP WE NEED ANOTHER ONE

	# if the MADELINE has never met Theo before
	CH2_THEO_INTRO_NEVER_MET=
		[THEO left normal]
		ugh do I rlly need to do this again
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		yeah I was too lazy to go meet you

		{trigger 0 Madeline approaches}

		[THEO left normal]
		my god ill just start ranting
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		me too
		
		[THEO left excited]
		dfsgdsagrwaiosgiofarwe
		
		[THEO left normal]
		jdgabniuohefwioadbgiulgwedfiugvawkedkufsd!{/~}{>>}
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		dsgewdgsergers
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		agrgawhregaergarwiohgfiu3sgiofarhe
		
		[THEO left normal]
		ekwafiorhl3aegwifuggaetwfiu3gfaewrugfa3ewkugtvfcju3aewgfkucfagvewkuyfveyj3w

	# if the MADELINE has met Theo, but never introduced herself
	CH2_THEO_INTRO_NEVER_INTRODUCED=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Hdsvjhesdfiuglvcdskuzbgfckierdvbsgfkcvjvdsf
		
		[THEO left normal]
		dfjsbkuergdsckjebwdscvyjervdsfkyuerjdsf
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		dfwauischkidfwyuckvawcveyadvsfkyuceradw

		[MADELINE right normal]
		efwjabcefvwadukvrkuaevfue
		
		[THEO left excited]
		iefuwhakugfcyuavewfyucvakegysfcew
		
		[THEO left normal]
		efioahiufhiuaerwgfugewaukf

		[MADELINE right normal]
		efawuhbewakjbfjaebwjskfgaewvbfewj

	# added to the start of the CH2_THEO_A if the MADELINE has met and introduced themselves to Theo
	# (if NEVER_MET and NEVER_INTRODUCED are skipped)
	CH2_THEO_A_EXT=
		[THEO left excited]
		srsly why did you not talk to me just follow the regular dialogue at this point

		{trigger 3 Madeline Approaches}
		what the fuck are you on about {+ CH2_THEO_A}

		[THEO left normal]
		shut up we need to progress the plot
		anyways

	# normal conversation once introductions are out of the way
	CH2_THEO_A=
		[THEO left normal]
		SICK JOB GIRLFRINED
		
		[THEO left excited]
		NOW I CAN SEE THE OLD SHIT WITH YOU		

		[MADELINE right sad]
		yeahyeah like it

		{trigger 0 Maddy walks to Theo}

		[MADELINE right normal]
		{+ theo}, great pics fr
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		still need 1k subs tho

		{trigger 1 Theo puts away phone}
		
		[THEO left normal]
		oh wait I need to do my mandatory personality showcase with you
		
		[THEO left excited]
		SELFIE TIME
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		im depressed please dont
	
		[THEO left normal]
		JUST GET IN THE FRAME

		{trigger 2 Theo takes a selfie with Maddy by surprise}
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		*pawn to E4*

	CH2_THEO_B=
		[THEO left normal]
		HA GOTCHA DEPRESSED WOMAN

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		*sobs for like 0.6 microseconds*

		[MADELINE right sad]
		post it and itll prove my worth
		
		[THEO left normal]
		woah calm down there woman, i love you so stop with the depression

		{trigger 0 Add filter to selfie}
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		sick pic

	CH2_THEO_C=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		why the hell do you make pictures btw

		[THEO left normal]
		mi old man

		[THEO left thinking]
		apparently the peeps knew him

		[THEO left wtf]
		to some extent

		[THEO left normal]
		cars eat cars btw

		[MADELINE right deadpan]
		what the fuck

	CH2_THEO_D=
		[THEO left excited]
		so you wanna go through the whole {+mountain}
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		yeah im crazy ofc

		[MADELINE right sad]
		i rlly wanna do something in my life instead of being poor old madelaine
		
		[THEO left excited]
		grate
		
		[THEO left normal]
		fr you could do some great shit girlfriend

	CH2_THEO_E=
		[THEO left wtf]
		WIFI WHERE
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		gone
		
		[THEO left wtf]
		{+MADELINE} fuck you

	CH2_END_PHONECALL=
		[MOM_PHONE right normal]
		depression and sadness
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		mama
		
		[MOM_PHONE right normal]
		{+MADELINE}, oh hi sweetheart, how's your relationship going
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		sick
		
		[MOM_PHONE right concerned]
		oh wait did he leak your ipv6 address?
		dw i can change it and erase this goofy deer-human off this earth

	CH2_JOURNAL=
		go get the fucking crytal you moron

	CH2_POEM=
		i go on youtube{n}
		i lookup "clelste cha[pter2 heat cryral"{n}
		i find it{n}

# *** Chapter 03 ***

	CH3_OSHIRO_FRONT_DESK=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		WOMAN
		DO YOU INQUIRE GYM CLASSES

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		what are you doing here
		
		[OSHIRO right worried]
		i live here attractive woman
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Ssome call me the creepy ghost in the hotel

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		anyways welcome to
		  starry hotel
		  4.5/8 on rotten tomatoes

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		{+ mroshiro}, here to enslave you.
		
		[OSHIRO right sidehappy]
		OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD{n}I AM HAVING SOCIAL INTERACTIONS WITH A WOMAN
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		for how many moons do you expect to remain with i, the great oshiro
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		uh, not long seeing how creepy you are
		
		[OSHIRO right worried]
		oh. that's quite. worrying.
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		MY MOM DOESN'T EVEN LOVE ME HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		you mind not speaking your thoughts out loud that much, im depressed cant live with that
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		fuck
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		well then, i presume you'll be leaving

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		we do have a beautiful presidential suite upstairs, if you wish.

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		youll enjoy it quite i trust
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		yeah no i just wanna get out of my depression
		
		[OSHIRO right sidehappy]
		DEPRESSION, OH I LOVE THESE ONES{+ oshiro}!
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		{+MADELINE} that's your name I already know everything about you
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		wait a sec what 
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		how do you

		{trigger 0 Camera zooms back out}
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		follow me young one, and for the record, your ip adress is 127.64.3--

	CH3_GUESTBOOK=
		im a creep{n}
		im a creep{n}
		im a creep{n}
		im a creep{n}
		im a creep{n}
		im a creep{n}
		im a creep{n}
		im a creep{n}
		im a creep{n}
		im a creep{n}
		im a creep{n}
		im a creep{n}
	
	CH3_OSHIRO_HALLWAY_A=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		please follow me closely, {+MS_MADELINE}
		the elevator is just down the hall
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		your hotel is absolutely disgusting you mind cleaning it

		[MADELINE left sad]
		why the fuck do you stay here, why dont you go have a life with the women, you sure are obsessed with me
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		no i'm not

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		i um, wait a sec can I have some time to make up a lie? thanks sweetheart

		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		I DONT LOVE YOU YOU FUCKING MORON, YEAH THAT SHOULD WORK

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		I DONT LOVE YOU YOU FUCKING MORON
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		ugh

		[MADELINE left normal]
		youre disgusting, and dont even think about taking my bag
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		*sobs for 0.6 microseconds*
		
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		OH GOD SHES TOO NICE

	CH3_OSHIRO_HALLWAY_B=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		{+MS_MADELINE}, i really must implore you to keep going on this trail

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		this is a high ranked establishement, you should smile a little more
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		can you stop talking to me
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+oshiro}YOU MORON, HOW CAN SHE LOVE YOU YOUVE ONLY SEEN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS
		SRYSRYSRY PLEASE STAY IM DFUCKING BORED HERE
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		PLEASE STAY LADY IM FUCKING BORED HERE

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		I CANT TAKE TALKING LIKE THIS ANYMORE THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH

	CH3_MEMO_OPENING=
		there is a papel

	CH3_MEMO=
		burger

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER0=
		[OSHIRO left worried]
		I CANT EVEN DO MY JOB, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CLEAN WHEN IM DEPRESSED LIKE THIS

		{trigger 1 Oshiro paces to the left}

		[OSHIRO left worried flip]
		HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN

		{trigger 2 Oshiro paces back to the right}

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		{+mroshiro}, do you run this whole place by yourself
		
		[OSHIRO left nervous]
		aw shucks, i wont be able to clean allat, im lazy as fuck

		{trigger 0 Oshiro Collapses}
		
		[OSHIRO left drama]
		im done for

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		sure thing

		[MADELINE right sad]
		just breathe, it wont be that hard fr fr long god
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		what do you want
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		do you really want me to help
		
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		ah yes, the damsel saves the prince once again
		
		[OSHIRO left drama]
		but I wouldn't even bother
		i'm unemployed

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER0_B=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		im breaking the fourth wall just get me to the next thing

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		wait what

		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		wdym by that

		[MADELINE right sad]
		just be quick and stop ranting

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		oh sry wait

		{trigger 0 Oshiro gets back up}

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		explain to me what you want

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		a truly great prince always respects the damsel

		[MADELINE right normal]
		JUST OPEN THE FUCKING GATE ALREADY

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER1=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		oh sweet golly, everything feels so much lighter now
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		yeah, i cleaned duh
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		i did all the work
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		YES YES THANK YOU DEAR
		
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+oshiro}, YOURE ACTUALLY PULLING THATS SO INCREDIBLE

		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		THATS SO F-ING COOL
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		this guy is going to drive me crazy
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		oh sry sry dear i rlly mean

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		you want to keep going
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		SHITSHITSHITSHIT

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER1_B=

		[MADELINE left sad]
		{+mroshiro}, shut up

		[MADELINE left normal]
		shut up

		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		OH NONONONONON NOT COOL

		[MADELINE left upset]
		shut up I said

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER2=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		oh that's like what 2/3 done
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		just tell me where the exit is else im putting a 1 star review on starbucks reviews

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		OH PLEASE DONT Ms. {+MADELINE}
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		MY HOTEL IS VERY LUXURIOUS, please dont

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		its my only source of income

		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		THIS IS EVERY LEVEL OF BAD
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		jerk

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER2_B=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		do you even want me to help

		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		SHE DOEST EVEN LIKE YOU AT ALL LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID

		[MADELINE left upset]
		can you shut up just think in your own head 

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		like what is wrong with you

		[MADELINE left sad]
		is the fact that youre a ghost preventing you from talking normally or
		are you just born that stupid

		[OSHIRO right serious]
		no need to humor me, {+MS_MADELINE}
		i understand

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER_ENDING=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		oh i found her
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		job done nice not even paid now just get me out of here
		
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		The starry hotel extends its{n}gratitude for your assistance, {+MS_MADELINE}
		of course, our peeps had the mess under control
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		i said that i want to fucking leave you idiot
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		dfkjhewadiulfhaebwfki
		
		[OSHIRO left worried]
		you must be eager to see your room

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		its just through the ELEVATOR
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		is that even gonna make me progress
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		YES, YES IT WILL

	CH3_THEO_NEVER_MET=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		heya
		human
		i remember
		your genocides

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		what
		no
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		*pulls out a fucking gaster blaster*

		[MADELINE left normal]
		they call me {+MADELINE}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		why do you have a fucking GUN pointed at me
		
		[THEO right thinking]
		on 2nd thoguht, im not gonna question

		[THEO right normal]
		have a great day mysterious freak of nature

		{+CH3_THEO_ESCAPING}

	CH3_THEO_NEVER_INTRODUCED=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		human
		i remember
		your pacifists

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		i havent even played undertale
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		*hopes and dreams starts playing*

		[MADELINE left normal]
		*becomes asriel dreemurr*
		*pulls out that one fucking star cannon from the asriel fight*

		[THEO right normal]
		hell nah im outta here

		{+CH3_THEO_ESCAPING}

	CH3_THEO_INTRO=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		oh hi boyfriend

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		{+MADELINE}! DID THE CREEP CREEP YOU OUT

		{+CH3_THEO_ESCAPING}

	CH3_THEO_ESCAPING=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		yeah he did

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		hes rlly annoying

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right wtf]
		true true

		{trigger 1 Theo goes back to prying off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		personally im out, going through the vent
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		oh sweet
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		wait
		I cant leave
		
		[THEO right worried flip]
		{+MADELINE}, wdym you cant leave
		
		{trigger 2 Theo removes vent cover and it flies off. Theo falls down as it comes off, and gets back up}

		[THEO right worried]
		are you feeling sorry for the guy or smth
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		no

		[MADELINE left normal]
		the plot needs me to help him
		
		[THEO right wtf]
		ur kdding

		{trigger 3 Theo walks to Maddy}
		
		[THEO right serious]
		be good girlfriend

		[MADELINE left normal]
		thx boyfriend, seeing you outside

	CH3_THEO_VENTS=
		{anchor bottom}
		[THEO right normal upsidedown]
		so fucking annoying to go through here
		is he still bothering you
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		well I finished the cleaning, but god dammit hes still annoying
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		hopefully im almost done
		
		[THEO right wtf upsidedown]
		{+MADELINE}, i think you are tbh, the chapter's been going on for way too long
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		true
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		srsly im really tired of this thats it
		
		[THEO right worried upsidedown]
		youll be fine

		[THEO right wtf upsidedown]
		how do you think he died

		[THEO right worried upsidedown]
		like oshiro
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		i dont know, maybe he had like a heart attack from the hotel management or smth
		
		[THEO right thinking upsidedown]
		that would be so funny you dont know how much

		[THEO right wtf upsidedown]
		anyways cya later maddy, wishing you gl

	CH3_OSHIRO_BREAKDOWN=
		{anchor top}
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		CMON OSHIRO DIS UR CLIMB RN

		{trigger 0 Oshiro paces}
		
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		PROBABLY
		BE FINE I HOPE

		{trigger 1 Oshiro paces}
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		OH SWEET SHES BACK

		{trigger 0 Oshiro paces}
		
		[OSHIRO right sidehappy]
		NOW ITS TIME FOR MY EXPENSIVE SHOWCASE

		{trigger 2 Oshiro falls to ground, spawns dust creatures}
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		CMON MATE

		{trigger 3 Enter Madeline}
		
		[OSHIRO left nervous]
		there you are sweetheart, come on, follow me

	CH3_DIARY=
		{anchor bottom}
		i love burgers

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		here it is sweetheart

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		truly, a marvelous creation

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		i'll let you mess around.

		{trigger 3 Madeline walks around the room and looks around}
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		so? Wwatcha do you thinkin
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		its shit

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		very shit

		[MADELINE left sad]
		srsly your hotel sucks

		[MADELINE left normal]
		fix it

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		{*}I KNEW YOU WOULD BE IMPRESSED{/*}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		yeah no thats not

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		can you just get me out of here, maybe by the roof
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		SHIT SHE RLLY WANTS TO LEAVE HUH
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		oh erm, since you're my new girlfriend, you get it for free
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		el creepo, please, if you love me that much, just let me get out of here, i have a life yk

		{trigger 0 Badeline appears in the mirror}
		
		[OSHIRO right serious]
		please, {+MS_MADELINE}
		please stay
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		{+mroshiro}, dis too much

		{trigger 1 Badeline escapes the mirror}
		
		[BADELINE right normal]
		{+MADELINE} INSULT HIM WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
		
		[OSHIRO left serious]
		insult... me? {silent_trigger 6}
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		CMON YEAH FEEL IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
		WHATS THE SQRT(2), YOU DONT KNOW CAUZ UR STUPID

		[BADELINE right yell]
		NO ONE WILL EVER LIKE YOU
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		NOW GET SAD DUMBASS

		{trigger 4 Madeline steps closer to Oshiro}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		great job badeline, honestly i couldn't have done any better
		
		[OSHIRO right serious]
		...

		[OSHIRO right lostcontrol]
		...
		Please get the fuck outta here, {+MS_MADELINE}. {silent_trigger 5 Madeline jumps back}
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		OH HELL YEAH

		{trigger 2 Badeline blasts a hole in the ceiling}
		
		[BADELINE left normal]
		WERE GOING UP UP UP ITS OUR MOMENT

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD0=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}...{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD1=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}...{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD2=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}...{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD3=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}...{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD4=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right lostcontrol]
		{+thought}...{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD5=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right serious]
		{+thought}...{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD6=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}...{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_START_CHASE=
		[BADELINE left normal]
		SICK JOB BACK THERE MADDY, YOU COULD BE A GREAT RUNNER

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		CMON, NO TIME TO LOSE
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		yeah sure but like youre supposed to be an antagonistic force

		{trigger 0 Maddy walks away}
		
		[BADELINE left upset]
		oh shit i forgot

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		YK WHAT IM LEAVING FOR SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

		{trigger 1 Maddy turns around}
		
		[MADELINE right angry]
		lol

		{trigger 2 Oshiro enters}
		
		[OSHIRO left serious]
		{+MS_MADELINE}, please tell me
		
		[OSHIRO left serious]
		do you love me
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		NO SHE DOESNT YOU IDIOT

		[BADELINE right upset]
		OFC NOT
		
		[BADELINE right yell]
		ARE YOU LIKE DELUDED OR WHAT
		
		[MADELINE right angry]
		yeah old man, whats wrong with all the el creepo-ing
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		get angry now im bored
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		hell yeah

		{trigger 3 Badeline disappears, Oshiro gets angry}

		[OSHIRO left lostcontrol]
		I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
		rahhh

	CH3_OSHIRO_CHASE_END=
		{anchor top}
		[MADELINE right surprised]
		sweet

		{trigger 0 Oshiro slams the roof below their feet and it begins shaking}
		
		[MADELINE right surprised]
		now it gets fun

	CH3_ENDING=
		[OSHIRO left serious]
		im done with women that's for sure

		{trigger 0 Turn and pause, turn back}

		[OSHIRO left serious]
		get the fuck out now

# *** Chapter 04 ***

	CH4_GRANNY_1=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		oh hi there woman

		{trigger 3 zoom in}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		well well well, how was el creepo

		{trigger 4 maddy turns around}
		
		[MADELINE left upset flip]
		unfun
		terrible game design
		frfr

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		oh you sure are damn right

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		he died by train btw

		{trigger 5 maddy approaches}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		oh really, thats unexpected
		how tho

		{trigger 2 Wait a beat}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		he was like running on rails for the sake of it and he got ran over for the sake of it

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		funny story init

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		so arent you gonna climb the mountain or like

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		cauz it gets pretty dang harsh from here

		{trigger 2 Wait a beat}
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		dw about it I already dreamt abt you

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right mock]
		that sounds weird i hope you know

		[MADELINE left normal]
		im fully aware yes

		[GRANNY right normal]
		...
		anayways, youre going or not, this is the golden ridge

		{trigger 6 Maddy walks past granny}
		 
		[MADELINE right upset flip]
		yeah yeah, when I finish talkin to ya
		
		[GRANNY left normal flip]
		so since when did you get that social

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}

		[GRANNY left laugh flip]
		anyways gl with the depression

	CH4_GRANNY_2=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		why do you remain here liek whats the point

		[GRANNY right normal]
		i dont fucking know im an old bat

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		yeah and

		[MADELINE left sad]
		you still have a brain i thikn

		[GRANNY right normal]
		i dont

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		dumbass

	CH4_GRANNY_3=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		whas 9 + 10

		[GRANNY right normal]
		21

		[GRANNY right mock]
		dear

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		wdym youre versed in meme culture

		[GRANNY right normal]
		what
		it just 9+10 is 21

		[MADELINE left sad]
		oh youre serious

		[GRANNY right normal]
		yea

	CH4_GONDOLA=
		{anchor top}
		[UNKNOWN]
		{+MADELINE}! wait the fuckk up

		{trigger 0 Enter Theo from above, he falls and lands on the ground face-down}
		
		[THEO left nailedit]
		{%}{*}gravity falls season 77{/*}{/%}

		{trigger 1 Check on Theo}
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		BOYFRIEND
		
		[THEO left nailedit]
		OH GIRLFRIEND HI

		{trigger 2 Theo gets up}
		
		[THEO left excited]
		oh sweet thats anxiety material
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		lets go on it
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		i rlly wanna see a pit of eternal doom 1996
		
		[THEO left excited]
		hell yeah this is how we do it

		{trigger 3 Look at Lever}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		i prob shouldnt touch this

		{trigger 4 Pull Lever}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		heh its fine

		[THEO right thinking]
		istg its hereditary

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		oh shit im getting anxious

		[THEO right normal]
		dw abt it, its the plot, canon event

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}

		[THEO right normal]
		did you kill el creepo

		[MADELINE left sad]
		hes a ghost, how the fuck

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		oh wait do you just season 5 him or

		[THEO right thinking]
		yeah basically

		[MADELINE left upset]
		i aint water ninja tho

		[THEO right normal]
		youre still made up of like 8284938% water
		
		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		true

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		oh shit its my anxiety kicking in again

		{trigger 6 Wait for gondola to reach center}
		
		[THEO right excited flip]
		take a pic with me girlfriend, its another canon event

		[MADELINE left distracted flip]
		shit you btw

		[THEO right thinking flip]
		cmon in

		{trigger 7 Seflie, then gondola stalls out and badeline appears}
		{anchor bottom}
		
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		WTF. WAS. THAT.
		
		[THEO right wtf flip]
		oh, oh shit the gondola's dying hard

		{trigger 8 Madeline moves left}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		OH NONNONONONONNNO MY HEARTS GOIN

		[THEO right wtf]
		hey i could try to break the thing

		{trigger 9 lever snaps off}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		shit I put the e in the wrong spot I meant brake
		wait that still doesn't work

		{trigger 10 tentacles appear}
		
		[MADELINE left panic]
		OH SXHTIHISHISTHITHTISHTIH

		{trigger 11 tentacles grow}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		{+MADELINE}, breathe i got a feather

		[MADELINE left panic]
		HOW IS A FEATHER GONNA HELP ME IM ABOUT TO HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK

		{trigger 12 Maddy can't breathe}

		[MADELINE left panic]
		AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
		
		[THEO right serious]
		oh that aint good that aint good

		[MADELINE left angry]
		WHY THE HELL DID YOU THINK RIDING THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

		[THEO right thinking]
		woah calm down there gf

		[THEO right serious]
		just look into my beautiful charismatic eyes

		{trigger 13 Play breathing minigame}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		see my eyes always help

		{trigger 14 Gondola continues to the end station}

		{anchor top}
		
		[THEO left normal]
		now canon events over
		
		[MADELINE right distracted flip]
		ugh that was painful

		{trigger 15 Wait a bit}
		
		[MADELINE right sad flip]
		wait do we have mirror temple after
		
		[THEO left normal]
		yup

		{trigger 16 Theo takes out phone}
		
		[THEO left excited]
		time to get trapped in a crystal for no particular reason

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_1=
		IMAGINE A FEATHER YOU FREAK

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_2=
		YA SEE IT

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_3=
		CMON
	
	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_4=	
		MAKE THIS SHIT FLOAT

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_5=
		UP N DOWN CMON

# *** Chapter 05 ***

	CH5_ENTRANCE=
		[THEO right excited flip]
		oh dear, here that place looks freaky

		{trigger 0 Maddy turns right}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		well i mean it looks darker than dark in there tf do you think

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		like how is it not supposed to be scary

		{trigger 1 Theo turns left}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		yk what ill just take pics

		{trigger 1 Theo turns right}

		[THEO right excited flip]
		oh sheesh that's some old rocks

		[MADELINE left sad]
		{+THEO}, the hell do you know that
		
		[THEO right excited flip]
		my servants are gonna feed on this

		{trigger 2 Theo leaves}
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		ok sure dude

	CH5_PHONE=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		oh fucking dammit crap shit

		{trigger 0 Maddy walks to phone, ducks to pick it up}

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		THATS BOYFRIEND'S PHONE

		{trigger 1 Maddy stands back up}

		[MADELINE left determinedclosed]
		BOYFRIEND! BOYFRIEND WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO!?!?!?!?!?

	CH5_THEO_MIRROR=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		OMG {+theo}, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right excited]
		seehsh {+MADELINE} where's the respect
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right wtf]
		btw did you like rent the mirror
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		wdym me, youre the one who rented a mirror
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right wtf]
		oh sweet there's wifi here
		lemme just read the bee movie script real quick

		[THEO_MIRROR right thinking]
		According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick our job today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what it'll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
Why would you question anything? We're bees.
We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Check it out.
Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like outside The Hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
Hey, Jocks!
Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
I wonder where they were.
I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
Couple of Hive Harrys.
Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
Oh, my!
I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
Six miles, huh?
Barry!
A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
Maybe I am.
You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
Well, there's a lot of choices.
But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
You're gonna be a stirrer?
No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
We're starting work today!
Today's the day.
Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Is it still available?
Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Congratulations!
Step to the side.
What'd you get?
Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Couple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
You want to go first?
No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
Any chance of getting the Krelman?
Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.
Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
I'm going out.
Out? Out where?
Out there.
Oh, no!
I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
Look at that.
Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
Thank you.
OK.
You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
That's awful.
And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
 All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
Antennae, check.
Nectar pack, check.
Wings, check.
Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
let's move it out!
Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! I'm out!
I can't believe I'm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.
That is one nectar collector!
Ever see pollination up close?
No, sir.
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
Cool.
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those?
Copy that visual.
Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?
Affirmative.
That was on the line!
This is the coolest. What is it?
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Chemical-y.
Careful, guys. It's a little grabby.
My sweet lord of bees!
Candy-brain, get off there!
Problem!
Guys!
This could be bad.
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gonna hurt.
Mama's little boy.
You are way out of position, rookie!
Coming in at you like a missile!
Help me!
I don't think these are flowers.
Should we tell him?
I think he knows.
What is this?!
Match point!
You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!
Yowser!
Gross.
There's a bee in the car!
Do something!
I'm driving!
Hi, bee.
He's back here!
He's going to sting me!
Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!
He blinked!
Spray him, Granny!
What are you doing?!
Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable.
I gotta get home.
Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain.
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
Ken, could you close the window please?
Ken, could you close the window please?
Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
What was that?
Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes!
That is diabolical.
It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
What's number one? Star Wars?
Nah, I don't go for that... kind of stuff.
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds.
When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Stand back. These are winter boots.
Wait!
Don't kill him!
You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!
Why does his life have less value than yours?
Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.
My brochure!
There you go, little guy.
I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.
 Put that on your resume brochure.
My whole face could puff up.
Make it one of your special skills.
Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
You could put carob chips on there.
Bye.
Supposed to be less calories.
Bye.
I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.
All right, here it goes.
Nah.
What would I say?
I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to.
Oh, I can't do it. Come on!
No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't.
How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Hi!
I'm sorry. You're talking.
Yes, I know.
You're talking!
I'm so sorry.
No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.
Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.
This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!
I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.
And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised.
That was a little weird. I'm talking with a bee.
Yeah.
I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!
I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.
Wait! How did you learn to do that?
What?
The talking thing.
Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
That's very funny.
Yeah.
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
Anyway... Can I... get you something?
Like what?
I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee?
I don't want to put you out.
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
It's just coffee.
I hate to impose.
Don't be ridiculous!
Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you want rum cake?
I shouldn't.
Have some.
No, I can't.
Come on!
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
Where?
These stripes don't help.
You look great!
I don't know if you know anything about fashion.
Are you all right?
No.
He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.
He finally gets there.
He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.
And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
Is that a bee joke?
That's the kind of stuff we do.
Yeah, different.
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I don't know.
I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want.
I know how you feel.
You do?
Sure.
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
Really?
My only interest is flowers.
Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it?
You're in Sheep Meadow!
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.
Why do girls put rings on their toes?
Why not?
It's like putting a hat on your knee.
Maybe I'll try that.
You all right, ma'am?
Oh, yeah. Fine.
Just having two cups of coffee!
Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.
Yeah, it's no trouble.
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.
Are you...?
Can I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
Thanks!
Yeah.
All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not.
OK, Barry.
And thank you so much again... for before.
Oh, that? That was nothing.
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
This can't possibly work.
He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
Sounds amazing.
It was amazing!
It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!
Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.
Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
Some of them. But some of them don't.
How'd you get back?
Poodle.
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.
You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.
Well...
Well?
Well, I met someone.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
No, no, no, not a wasp.
Spider?
I'm not attracted to spiders.
I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face.
So who is she?
She's... human.
No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.
Her name's Vanessa.
Oh, boy.
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
We're not dating.
You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
She saved my life! And she understands me.
This is over!
Eat this.
This is not over! What was that?
They call it a crumb.
It was so stingin' stripey!
And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!
You know what a Cinnabon is?
No.
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up...
Sit down!
...really hot!
Listen to me!
We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!
Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
There he is. He's in the pool.
You know what your problem is, Barry?
I gotta start thinking bee?
How much longer will this go on?
It's been three days! Why aren't you working?
I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about.
What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
Would it kill you to make a little honey?
Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you.
Martin, would you talk to him?
Barry, I'm talking to you!
You coming?
Got everything?
All set!
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
Don't be too long.
Watch this!
Vanessa!
We're still here.
I told you not to yell at him.
He doesn't respond to yelling!
Then why yell at me?
Because you don't listen!
I'm not listening to this.
Sorry, I've gotta go.
Where are you going?
I'm meeting a friend.
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
Bye.
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena?
To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!
Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.
A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?
No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?
It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!
You don't have that?
We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Oh, my.
Dumb bees!
You must want to sting all those jerks.
We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.
So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust.
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
Yeah.
What is wrong with you?!
It's a bug.
He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
You've really got that down to a science.
I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
I'll bet.
What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select?
Is he that actor?
I never heard of him.
Why is this here?
For people. We eat it.
You don't have enough food of your own?
Well, yes.
How do you get it?
Bees make it.
I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it!
There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing!
It's organic.
It's our-ganic!
It's just honey, Barry.
Just what?!
Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have!
And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this.
I'm getting to the bottom of all of this!
Hey, Hector. You almost done?
Almost.
He is here. I sense it.
Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.
You're busted, box boy!
I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!
I can talk. And now you'll start talking!
Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?
I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.
The last thing we want to do is upset bees!
You're too late! It's ours now!
You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!
You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where!
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
Crazy person!
What horrible thing has happened here?
These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now
they're on the road to nowhere!
Just keep still.
What? You're not dead?
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?
To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
I'm going to Tacoma.
And you?
He really is dead.
All right.
Uh-oh!
What is that?!
Oh, no!
A wiper! Triple blade!
Triple blade?
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!
How much do you people need to see?!
Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!
From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Carl Kasell.
But don't kill no more bugs!
Bee!
Moose blood guy!!
You hear something?
Like what?
Like tiny screaming.
Turn off the radio.
Whassup, bee boy?
Hey, Blood.
Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.
Wow!
I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours.
Bees hang tight. We're all jammed in.
It's a close community.
Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own.
What if you get in trouble?
You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls.
Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
You got to be kidding me!
Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!
Hey, guys!
Mooseblood!
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.
What is this place?
A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.
They are pinheads!
Pinhead.
Check out the new smoker.
Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000!
Smoker?
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.
They make the honey, and we make the money.
"They make the honey, and we make the money"?
Oh, my!
What's going on? Are you OK?
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls?
Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.
This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen!
What is this?
Oh, no!
There's hundreds of them!
Bee honey.
Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!
This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.
Oh, Barry, stop.
Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor.
Do these look like rumors?
That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this?
He's been talking to humans.
What? Talking to humans?!
He has a human girlfriend. And they make out!
Make out? Barry!
We do not.
You wish you could.
Whose side are you on?
The bees!
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?
I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees!
Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked
your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop.
I remember that.
What right do they have to our honey?
We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
Sting them where it really hurts.
In the face! The eye!
That would hurt.
No.
Up the nose? That's a killer.
There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters.
Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source.
No more bee beards!
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung.
Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive. I can't do this"?
Bees have never been afraid to change the world.
What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.
How old are you?
The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century.
You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too.
It's a common name. Next week...
He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots...
Next week...
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em.
Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.
In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.
Is that that same bee?
Yes, it is!
I'm helping him sue the human race.
Hello.
Hello, bee.
This is Ken.
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
Why does he talk again?
Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working.
But it's our yogurt night!
Bye-bye.
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!
Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help.
Frosting...
How many sugars?
Just one. I try not to use the competition.
So why are you helping me?
Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
Those are great, if you're three.
And artificial flowers.
Oh, those just get me psychotic!
Yeah, me too.
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
Bees must hate those fake things!
Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.
Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.
This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
I guess.
You sure you want to go through with it?
Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty!
It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
It's pretty big, isn't it?
I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.
You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?
Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
What's the matter?
I don't know, I just got a chill.
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
You boys work on this?
All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.
All right. Case number 4475,
Superior Court of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively?
A privilege.
Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world?
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed.
Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us.
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean.
I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches!
Talking bee!
How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry?
They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids!
Mr. Benson?
Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives.
Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are!
I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice!
Call your first witness.
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.
I suppose so.
I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!
Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.
Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.
I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?
No.
I couldn't hear you.
No.
No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
You mean like this?
Bears kill bees!
How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before?
I was with a band called The Police.
But you've never been a police officer, have you?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.
Oh, please.
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
Thank you. Thank you.
I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow.
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?
Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now!
This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!
Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?!
Order in this court!
You're all thinking it!
Order! Order, I say!
Say it!
Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side.
Are we doing everything right, legally?
I'm a florist.
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
To a great team!
Well, hello.
Ken!
Hello.
I didn't think you were coming.
No, I was just late I tried to call, but... the battery.
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
Oh, that was lucky.
There's a little left. I could heat it up.
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby.
That's where I usually sit. Right... there.
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
You think I don't see what you're doing?
I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common.
Do we?
Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
That's just what I was thinking about doing.
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
Yeah, you do that.
Look at that.
You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games.
What's that?
Italian Vogue.
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
A lot of ads.
Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here!
I love the smell of flowers.
How do you like the smell of flames?!
Not as much.
Water bug! Not taking sides!
Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat!
This is pathetic!
I've got issues!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
You're bluffing.
Am I?
Surf's up, dude!
Poo water!
That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!
We need to talk! He's just a little bee!
And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?
 No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!
Goodbye, Ken.
And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!
I'm sorry about all that.
I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!
I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.
Are you OK for the trial?
I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.
We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers...
Yeah.
Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over.
Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.
You got the tweezers?
Are you allergic?
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know.
What exactly is your relationship to that woman?
We're friends.
Good friends?
Yes.
How good? Do you live together?
Wait a minute... Are you her little... bedbug?
I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?
Yeah, but...
So those aren't your real parents!
Oh, Barry...
Yes, they are!
Hold me back!
You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson?
He's denouncing bees!
Don't y'all date your cousins?
Objection!
I'm going to pincushion this guy!
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit!
Order! Order!
The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!
Adam, stay with me.
I can't feel my legs.
What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please!
The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
Hey, buddy.
Hey.
Is there much pain?
Yeah.
I... I blew the whole case, didn't I?
It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it.
What was it like to sting someone?
I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy!
All right.
You think it was all a trap?
Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world.
What will the humans do to us if they win?
I don't know.
I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.
Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!
Oh, my.
Could you get a nurse to close that window?
Why?
The smoke.
Bees don't smoke.
Right. Bees don't smoke.
Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.
That's it! That's our case!
It is? It's not over?
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can.
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
Mr. Flayman.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
Where is the rest of your team?
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time.
I actually heard a funny story about...
Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?
They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.
I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?
Show me the smoking gun!
Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun.
What is that?
It's a bee smoker!
What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.
Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps?
Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?
What are we gonna do?
He's playing the species card.
Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees!
The court finds in favor of the bees!
Vanessa, we won!
I knew you could do it! High-five!
Sorry.
I'm OK! You know what this means?
All the honey will finally belong to the bees.
Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.
This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.
You'll regret this.
Barry, how much honey is out there?
All right. One at a time.
Barry, who are you wearing?
My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
What if Montgomery's right?
What do you mean?
We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.
Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement?
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.
Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop.
We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.
We're all aware of what they do in the woods.
Wait for my signal. Take him out.
He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.
Can't breathe.
Bring it in, boys!
Hold it right there! Good.
Tap it.
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming!
I think we need to shut down!
Shut down? We've never shut down.
Shut down honey production!
Stop making honey!
Turn your key, sir!
What do we do now?
Cannonball!
We're shutting honey production!
Mission abort.
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.
Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.
Oh, yeah?
What's going on? Where is everybody?
Are they out celebrating?
They're home.
They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in.
I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.
At least we got our honey back.
Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.
This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...
Now I can't.
I don't understand why they're not happy.
I thought their lives would be better!
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.
You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?
What did you want to show me?
This.
What happened here?
That is not the half of it.
Oh, no. Oh, my.
They're all wilting.
Doesn't look very good, does it?
No.
And whose fault do you think that is?
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
Bees?
Specifically, me.
I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.
It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
That's our whole SAT test right there.
Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.
And then, of course...
The human species?
So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it?
I know this is also partly my fault.
How about a suicide pact?
How do we do it?
I'll sting you, you step on me.
That just kills you twice.
Right, right.
Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
Vanessa?
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?
To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.
It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it.
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.
I know. Me neither.
Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
Roses!
Vanessa!
Roses?!
Barry?
Roses are flowers!
Yes, they are.
Flowers, bees, pollen!
I know.
That's why this is the last parade.
Maybe not.
Could you ask him to slow down?
Could you slow down?
Barry!
OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
Yes, it kind of is.
I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse.
Actually, it's completely closed down.
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.
I don't want to hear it!
All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.
I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.
All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
Bees.
Park.
Pollen!
Flowers.
Repollination!
Across the nation!
Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California.
They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
Security will be tight.
I have an idea.
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
Official floral business. It's real.
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
Thank you. It was a gift.
Once inside, we just pick the right float.
How about The Princess and the Pea?
I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!
Yes, I got it.
Where should I sit?
What are you?
I believe I'm the pea.
The pea?
It goes under the mattresses.
Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
I'm getting the marshal.
You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!
Let's see what this baby'll do.
Hey, what are you doing?!
Then all we do is blend in with traffic... without arousing suspicion.
Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.
Stop! Security.
You and your insect pack your float?
Yes.
Has it been in your possession the entire time?
Would you remove your shoes?
Remove your stinger.
It's part of me.
I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.
Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.
Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!
I think this is gonna work.
It's got to work.
Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.
Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.
I gotta get up there and talk to them.
Be careful.
Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
Captain, I'm in a real situation.
What'd you say, Hal?
Nothing.
Bee!
Don't freak out! My entire species...
What are you doing?
Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
Who's an attorney?
Don't move.
Oh, Barry.
Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry!
What happened here?
There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!
Is that another bee joke?
No!
No one's flying the plane!
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status?
This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.
Where's the pilot?
He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.
Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?
As a matter of fact, there is.
Who's that?
Barry Benson.
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
I can't fly a plane.
Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
Yes.
How hard could it be?
Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.
This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing.
Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory...
That's Barry!
...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.
Flowers?!
We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience.
Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane.
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.
They've done enough damage.
But isn't he your only hope?
Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.
Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times?
"The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense."
Get this on the air!
Got it.
Stand by.
We're going live.
The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.
But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference.
More than we realized. To us, to everyone.
That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O.
We get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow!
Hello!
Left, right, down, hover.
Hover?
Forget hover.
This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Barry, what happened?!
Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.
That may have been helping me.
And now we're not!
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!
Move out!
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!
Don't have to yell.
I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble.
It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
I can't do this!
Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it!
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
Hold it!
Why? Come on, it's my turn.
How is the plane flying?
I don't know.
Hello?
Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?
The Pollen Jocks!
They do get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow.
Hello.
All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.
Where? I can't see anything. Can you?
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something.
What?
I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
Bring the nose down.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
What in the world is on the tarmac?
Get some lights on that!
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Vanessa, aim for the flower.
OK.
Cut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?
Affirmative!
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
Land on that flower!
Ready? Full reverse!
Spin it around!
Not that flower! The other one!
Which one?
That flower.
I'm aiming at the flower!
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees!
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
Rotate around it.
This is insane, Barry!
This's the only way I know how to fly.
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse!
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
Aim for the center!
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
Come on, already.
Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!
Yes. No high-five!
Right.
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?
What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!
Thank you.
But we're not done yet.
Listen, everyone!
This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.
That means this is our Last Chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.
If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?
Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
We're bees!
Keychain!
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this.
Yeah!
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
Oh, yeah.
That's our Barry.
Mom! The bees are back!
If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!
Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next?
Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.  And I don't see a nickel!
Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!
I had no idea.
Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.
Sorry I'm late.
He's a lawyer too?
I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.
Have a great afternoon!
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere.
No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.
You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next?
All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly.
Thank you, Barry!
That bee is living my life!
Let it go, Kenny.
When will this nightmare end?!
Let it all go.
Beautiful day to fly.
Sure is.
Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
Thinking bee!
Me?
Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here?
I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!
All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys.
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
		{# ffff9b}\#bee{#}
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right serious]
		wow you actually listened to the whole thing
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		huh what
		what did you say
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right serious]
		oh so you didnt
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right wtf]
		oh shit
		I feel the bees coming
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right serious]
		be careful girlfriend, they might come for you

	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_0=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		HEY! baddy, the fuck did you do to boyfriend!
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		HE NEEDS TO GO TO THE MIRROR TO PROGRESS THE PLOT
		WE NEED SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		i didnt even put him in there tho
		
	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_1=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		hey it aint my fault you speed obsessed freak

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

		[BADELINE right upset]
		I LIVE FOR 5293520MPH

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		I WANT TO GO AS FAST AS THE FUCKING MOON ON MARATHON DAY

		[BADELINE right normal]
		WHY DONT YOU GO SPEED MADDY

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		oh i forgot your an antagonistic force
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		shut up you're the antagonistic force

		[BADELINE right angry]
		no im not

		[BADELINE right yell]
		you are

		[BADELINE right angry]
		look at what you did

		[BADELINE right upset]
		you insulted el creepo

	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_2=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		and you did too may I remind you

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		what even was the point in insulting him he just wen- 
		OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I get it ok yeah you love speed

		[BADELINE right angry]
		always so stupid are we

		[BADELINE right yell]
		that was an obvious one too

		[BADELINE right angry]
		what's the sqrt of 144

		[MADELINE left angry]
		doce
		silly
		
		[BADELINE right angry]
		in spanish too, wow that's clever
		ok srsly I want to go fast rn

	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_3=
		[MADELINE left panic]
		yeah no your an antagonistic force

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		no you are

		[MADELINE left panic]
		we are NOT doing this again

		[BADELINE right angry]
		i just wanna beat granny tho

		[BADELINE right yell]
		like she always beats me

		[MADELINE left panic]
		in chapter 6, you still need to make me feel like shit

		[BADELINE right angry]
		why are you always right

		[MADELINE left angry]
		huh that's nice

		{trigger 0 Badeline Leaves}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		well onward to... oh...
		seeker time

	CH5_REFLECTION=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		why do seekers even exist
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		like these guys gotta rm -rf them
		HEY BADDY, YOU MIND GETTING RID OF THE SEEKERS PLEASE
		ofc she doesn't hear me

		{trigger 0 Madeline falls to knees}
		
		[MADELINE right panic]
		gotta find {+theo} now

		{trigger 1 Madeline stops panicking}

		[MADELINE_MIRROR left determinedclosed flip]
		ugh
		
		[MADELINE_MIRROR left determined flip]
		this is fine, i just gotta jump on the seekers

		{trigger 2 Madeline gets up}

		[MADELINE_MIRROR left determinedclosed flip]
		theyre stupid
		i can save {+theo}

	CH5_SEE_THEO=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+theo}! finally
		
		[THEO right excited]
		{+MADELINE}! wow, dont forget youll have to carry me around
		{trigger 0 zoom in}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		oh shit I forgot
		
		[THEO right serious]
		gl fr, dw i only ate 2 kilos of ramen this morning	

		[THEO right thinking]
		and a car
		can't forget the car

		[THEO right wtf]
		btw do you feel like you are part of this place or am I just mad
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		just throw up all that food you built up in your system

		[MADELINE left upset]
		i think thatll be enough
		dont throw up actually forget about that

		[THEO right yolo]
		take me pics?

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		i mean yeah sure

		[MADELINE left sad]
		tho im starting to feel bad for trapping you here

		{trigger 1 Madeline turns around}

		[MADELINE left distracted flip]
		and now im feeling even more depreessed

		{trigger 2 wait a bit}

		[THEO right thinking]
		hey there sweetheart, showing that you care already makes you less depressed

		[THEO right wtf]
		dw abt it, youll be fine

		{trigger 3 Madeline turns back, zoom out, room gets brighter}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		sure

		[THEO right wtf]
		yk what I wanna crack some jokes

		[THEO right worried]
		who says knock knock?

		{trigger 0 zoom back in}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		jerry the cow
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		yeah I heard that one like a million times

		[MADELINE left normal]
		istg tho how the fuck did you get stuck in the crystal

		[MADELINE left sad]
		like what
		
		[THEO right serious]
		{+MADELINE}, i know youve been failing school
		but that doesnt mean you gotta always be stupid

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		im not stupid wdym

	CH5_SEE_THEO_B=
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		wait tho, if this place is filled with dumb seekers

		[MADELINE left sad]
		...doesnt that mean im stupid

		[THEO right wtf]
		{+ALEX}, RIGHT ON!!!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		right on what
		who tf's {+ALEX} anyway

		[THEO right thinking]
		not alex maddy, i meant maddy

		[THEO right wtf]
		{+ALEX} is stupid thats why i said her name

		[MADELINE left sad]
		sheesh respect

		[MADELINE left determinedclosed]
		torture time now

	CH5_FOUND_THEO=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+theo}! throw up, yeet out the extra material
		
		[THEO right excited]
		no

		[MADELINE left sad]
		oh you do hate me then

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		throw up now
		
		[THEO right thinking]
		no i cant
		like it doesnt work like that

		[THEO right wtf]
		even if i could, im stuck in the fucking crystal, youll still have to carry the material
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		oh right

		[MADELINE left normal]
		can you fart it out then?

		{trigger 0 Attempt to break the crystal, but it just falls to the ground}
		
		[THEO right thinking]
		well farting usually results in a nuclear reactor being birthed
		
		[THEO right wtf]
		i dont think it works too well

		[MADELINE left sad]
		cant you just, fart so hard you kill all the seekers in the vicinity

		[THEO right serious]
		yeah but that would kill you too

		[THEO right wtf]
		i dont wanna go to jail again

		[THEO right thinking]
		crazy
		i was crazy once
		they put me in a room
		a rubber room
		full of rats
		and rats make me crazy

		[THEO right serious]
		you might have to leave me here
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{+theo}, woah there ill be bored without you
		cmon imma lift you
		
		[THEO right worried]
		how the hell

		[THEO right thinking]
		are you gonna lift me
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		black magic
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		im a cleric

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_LIFT=
		[THEO left thinking]
		DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, YOU GO TO THE GYM OR????????

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_A=
		[THEO left excited]
		CMON {+MADELINE}, YOU CAN DO THIS

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_NICE=
		[THEO left thinking]
		OH HELL YEAH GREAT JOB SQUISHING THAT DOOR UNDER YOUR AURA

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_B=
		[THEO left worried]
		oh shit thats a seeker

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_C=
		[THEO left worried]
		2 seekers?!?!?!?!?

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_SWITCH=
		[THEO left thinking]
		{+theo} saves the day, yet again

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_DUNK=
		[THEO left nailedit]
		why the slavery tho

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_REALLY=
		[THEO left thinking]
		pffff, showoff

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_D=
		[THEO left excited]
		LAST ROOM {+MADELINE} CMON

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_E=
		[THEO left worried]
		KEEP GOING {+MADELINE}.

	CH5_BSIDE_THEO_A=
		[THEO left excited]
		new song hell yeah, by ya boi {+MIXMASTER_THEO}!

	CH5_BSIDE_THEO_B=
		[THEO left wtf]
		oh wait they didnt make the b-sides canon

	CH5_BSIDE_THEO_C=
		[THEO left wtf]
		how are you even gonna do this?
		oh wait black magic I forgor

# *** Chapter 06 ***

	CH6_THEO_INTRO=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		{+theo}, you undied!

		[THEO left thinking]
		wtf happened

		[THEO left wtf]
		i was in like an ice cube and a bunch of dumb seekers were coming after me
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		yeah that happened
		you almost died

		[THEO left wtf]
		oh shit youre kidding

		[THEO left thinking]
		why do i always get so close to dying

		[THEO left wtf]
		fuckin my luck

		[THEO left serious]
		btw dont start speedrunning, risky and youre gonna become an antagonist

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		hey you didnt die, well maybe a few times

		[MADELINE right sad]
		you died a lot actually

	CH6_THEO_ASK_OUTFOR=
		[THEO left thinking]
		how long did that take
	CH6_THEO_SAY_OUTFOR=
		[THEO left thinking]
		how long did that take

		[MADELINE right sad]
		uh, 2 lives, maybe

		[THEO left serious]
		2, thats it

		[MADELINE right upset]
		maybe -214743352

		[MADELINE right sad]
		how is it to die

		[THEO left thinking]
		uh, feels like dying

		[THEO left wtf]
		feels like you just vanished from the eartu

	CH6_THEO_ASK_EXPLAIN=
		[THEO left wtf]
		wtf even is this mountain
	CH6_THEO_SAY_EXPLAIN=
		[THEO left wtf]
		the hell's happening here
		wtf even is this mountain

		[MADELINE right sad]
		you mean el creepo

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		he was pretty creepy

		[MADELINE right upset]
		probably should have ignored him

		[THEO left serious]
		no i mean the girl that really wants you to speedrun for some reason

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		oh her
		yeah shes like my evil clone and all

		[MADELINE right sad]
		rlly hatable fr

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		she's rlly just there to make my life interestiung

		[MADELINE right sad]
		but shes still a prick

		[THEO left worried]
		...
		wait a sec did they clone you
		like how do you have an evil clone

		[MADELINE right upset]		
		idk
		genetic experiments	
		
		[THEO left wtf]
		i know idiot, i mean why and how and when
			
		[MADELINE right upset]
		uh, donations
		and they made an experiment
		so now evil clone

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		hey at least the story's interesting

		[THEO left wtf]
		yeah yeah
		youre right

		[THEO left thinking]
		should i not believe you
		im so dumb

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		you are

	CH6_THEO_ASK_THANKYOU=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		thank you for asking dumb questions
	CH6_THEO_SAY_THANKYOU=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		thank you for asking dumb questions

		[THEO left wtf]
		dw im here to make you feel less stupid

		[THEO left thinking]
		thats my part in the plot

		[THEO left wtf]
		gotta be useful

		[MADELINE right sad]
		yeah right, like you always are

	CH6_THEO_ASK_TRUST=
		[MADELINE right distracted] 
		is this conversation getting awkward, i think it is
	CH6_THEO_SAY_TRUST=
		[MADELINE right distracted] 
		is this conversation getting awkward, i think it is

		[MADELINE right sad]
		like what are we even talking about

		[THEO left normal]
		dumb shit
		like with my sister

		[MADELINE right normal]
		your sister is that stupid
		like i dont know anyone dumber than I

		[THEO left excited]
		oh believe me she is dumber than you

		[THEO left wtf]
		like just, approximate the value of pi for me please

		[MADELINE right normal]
		3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841

		[THEO left thinking]
		see what I mean, youre pretty wicked smart

		[THEO left normal]
		what about, 56th element?

		[MADELINE right normal]
		barium

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		yeah maybe youre right
		maybe im not stupid

		[THEO left wtf]
		well calm down you are
		just not as dumb as {+ALEX}

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		youre fnuuy

		[THEO left thinking]
		im charismatic thats my personality trait

		[THEO left normal]
		and charisma means funny
		sometimes

		[THEO left wtf]
		i wish i were smart
		
	CH6_THEO_ASK_WHY=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		why do you think ur dumb
	CH6_THEO_SAY_WHY=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		why do you think ur dumb

		[THEO left thinking]
		ur kidding

		[THEO left excited]
		1
		i can count to 1
		2
		i can count to 2
		3
		i can count to 3
		4
		cant count no more

		[THEO left thinking]
		see i am stupid

		[THEO left excited]
		like {+ALEX}

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		sure thing theo
		we both are stupid

		[THEO left thinking]
		yeah we are huh

		[THEO left normal]
		why are you even staying here anyway, your speedrun waifu is just making everything worse

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		idk
		guess i love the challenge

		[MADELINE right sad]
		i just need something to prove that im not worthless
		like fr

		[THEO left normal]
		your aint worthless
		your my girlfriend
		GIRLFRIEND

		[MADELINE right sad]
		BOYFRIEND

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		...

		[MADELINE right upset]
		i still feel like garbage

		[MADELINE right sad]
		my brain is like a chamber
		that goes crazy

		[MADELINE right angry]
		reminds me of someone
		some nerd
		going through crises

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		feels like ill never get out of this

		[THEO left worried]
		yeah youre done for, sry mate

		[MADELINE right sad]
		can i be frank with you rq
		i think I rlly need someone to talk to about this

		[THEO left wtf]
		well im here

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		yeah but youre too... stupid

		[MADELINE right sad]
		like you never get what im trying to say

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		thats smth tahts bothering me

		[THEO left thinking]
		if you want I can go to school
		
		[THEO left wtf]
		learn a few things maybe

		[MADELINE right upset]
		wont help trust me

	CH6_THEO_ASK_DEPRESSION=
		[THEO left serious]
		do you go on twitter?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_DEPRESSION=
		[THEO left serious]
		do you go on twitter?

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		yes, why

		[MADELINE right upset]
		why are you asking this

		[THEO left wtf]
		twitter really is not the place for depressed people

		[THEO left serious]
		{+ALEX} is on it too, she's not the happiest believe me

		[THEO left normal]
		you could try to not use twitter as much

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		well...
		the swifties are getting annoying

		[MADELINE right sad]
		im also tired of the muskies
		and the trumpies

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		its rlly getting annoying with all the random opinions that are being thrown around

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		maybe i should listen to you for once
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		maybe you arent stupid

		[MADELINE right upset]
		actually no you are pretty dang stupid

		[THEO left serious]
		thats the spirit

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		so what would you recommend for me to stop using twitter

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left serious]
		{+MADELINE}, you could try to well, stop using it a little

		[THEO left wtf]
		its gonna get better with time

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		that makes sense yeah

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left wtf]
		youre doing great dealing with your depression

		[THEO left thinking]
		{+ALEX} isnt as good as this

		[THEO left wtf]
		well she is stupid

		[THEO left excited]
		about that part of you, what could you do to deal with her

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		idk

		[MADELINE right sad]
		maybe try to flat out kill her

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left normal]
		shes pretty dang annoying if you want to kill her

		[MADELINE right upset]
		she is

		[THEO left normal]
		sheesh, didnt think you would be that direct

		[MADELINE right upset]
		im tired of her speedrunning obsessions fr

	CH6_THEO_ASK_DEFENSE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		so how do you expect to destroy her
	CH6_THEO_SAY_DEFENSE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		so how do you expect to destroy her
		dont you think thatll hurt you, like murder is pretty rough

		[MADELINE right sad]
		well shes a bully so it doesnt matter

		[MADELINE right upset]
		if i kill her no one's gonna care

		[THEO left normal]
		my god {+MADELINE} are you alright
		have you heard yourself

		[MADELINE right upset]
		who even cares
		shes done more harm to me that i could ever do to her

		[THEO left wtf]
		shes only an annoyance as you said

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		youre right i should calm down a little

	CH6_THEO_ASK_VACATION=
		[THEO left thinking]
		have you considered a vacation
	CH6_THEO_SAY_VACATION=
		[THEO left thinking]
		have you considered a vacation

		[MADELINE right sad]
		yeah, the mountain

		[THEO left normal]
		the mountain isn't a vacation silly

		[THEO left thinking]
		why not like vancouver

		[THEO left wtf]
		or hawaii

		[MADELINE right sad]
		i would have preferred tahiti

		[THEO left wtf]
		tahiti or just nothing

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		well tahiti
		dumbass

		[MADELINE right sad]
		i dont want to go too far from home
		its too scry

	CH6_THEO_ASK_FAMILY=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		what brought you to the {+MOUNTAIN} tho
	CH6_THEO_SAY_FAMILY=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		what brought you to the {+MOUNTAIN} tho

		[THEO left normal]
		idk
		i wanted to come and see you
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		and knowing you I knew you would be here

		[THEO left normal]
		like you always do
		travel to random places when you feel bad

		[THEO left wtf]
		i also got tired of my job

		[THEO left thinking]
		so i quit and came here

		[THEO left wtf]
		and i wanted to just lose myself somewhere for whatever reason

		[MADELINE right sad]
		now youre sounding like me

		[THEO left thinking]
		of course i am
		you have such a quirky personality

		[THEO left serious]
		we have a lot more in common than I thought

		[THEO left wtf]
		seriously, both getting lost in some random mountain
		how do you even pull that off
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		black magic

		[MADELINE right normal]		
		its always black magic

	CH6_THEO_ASK_GRANDPA=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		ugh im tired of asking so many questions
	CH6_THEO_SAY_GRANDPA=
	CH6_THEO_ASK_TIPS=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		...

	CH6_THEO_ASK_TEMPLE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		GIRLFRIEND
	CH6_THEO_SAY_TEMPLE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		GIRLFRIEND

		[MADELINE right sad]
		BOYFRIEND

		[THEO left serious]
		GIRLFRIEND

		[MADELINE right normal]
		BOYFRIEND

		[THEO left thinking]
		GIRLFRIEND

		[MADELINE right upset]
		BOYFRIEND


	CH6_THEO_ASK_SELFIE=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		i feel like taking a pic now
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SELFIE=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		i feel like taking a pic now

		[THEO left normal]
		whats with the sudden mood swing

		{trigger 1 selfie sequence}

		[MADELINE right normal]
		just get on the job already

		[THEO left wtf]
		wait a sec there

		[THEO left excited]
		tommorow is the summit! i told you not to speedrun

		[MADELINE right upset]
		im not speedrunning, thats the average completion time

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		dw im not an antagonist

		[THEO left normal]
		we should sleep

		[MADELINE right normal]
		yeah youre right

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		thanks for the theoness

		[THEO left thinking]
		thats a me

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SLEEP=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		i rlly wanna sleep
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SLEEP=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		i rlly wanna sleep

		[THEO left thinking]
		you wanna stop talking? really?

		[THEO left normal]
		like we still have a lot to talk about

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SLEEP_CONFIRM=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		sry, i rlly wanna drive the plot forward
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SLEEP_CONFIRM=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		sry, i rlly wanna drive the plot forward

		{+CH6_THEO_SAY_SELFIE}

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SLEEP_CANCEL=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		yeah actually, we could sleep later
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SLEEP_CANCEL=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		yeah actually, we could sleep later

	CH6_DREAMING=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		love the sun's effect on our earth

		[BADELINE right freakA pop]
		OH HELL YEAH NOW YOURE GOING

		[BADELINE right normal]
		where are we tho

		[MADELINE left sad]
		space
		still not time to go fast

		[BADELINE right freakA pop]
		UGH, YOURE SO ANNOYING

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		no you are

		[MADELINE left sad]
		just listen to your ass

		[BADELINE right freakA pop]
		IM A FUCKING CAR ENGINE VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

		[MADELINE left sad]
		yeah that's what I mean

		[BADELINE right freakA pop]
		SO WERE SPEEDRUNNING NOW ARE WE

		[MADELINE left normal]
		no
		like no
		stop it

		[BADELINE right freakA pop]
		HEY THERE THATS PROVOCATION

		[MADELINE left sad]
		no youre the one doing provocation

		[MADELINE left normal]
		stop with the speedrunning and more emo talk

		[BADELINE right normal]
		always so slefish are we

		[BADELINE right normal]
		you being so self obseesed
		have you ever noticed

		[BADELINE right freakA pop]
		{silent_trigger 0 Tentacles Appear}
		HOW MUCH CONTROL I HAD ON YOU

		[BADELINE right freakB pop]
		{silent_trigger 0 Tentacles Appear More}
		YOU REALLY ARE A FOOL
		ITS EITHER YOU GET SOME SPEED GOING
		OR YOU DIE

		[BADELINE right freakC pop]
		{silent_trigger 1 Tentacles grab Madeline}
		{!}{*}CHOOSE NOW!{/*}{/!}

		[MADELINE left panic]
		*depressed moans*

		{trigger 4 start circling the player}
		[BADELINE right freakC_cont]
		{!}{*}FORGET ABOUT THAT, LADY{/*}{/!}

		[MADELINE left determinedclosed]
		just think abt boyfriend, {+MADELINE}.
		use the boligrafo

		{trigger 2 Feather minigame}

		[BADELINE right freakBAlt]
		OH THATS NOT GONNA WORK SWEETIE

		{trigger 3 Destroy feather minigame}

		[BADELINE right freakBAlt]
		YOU ARE STUPID
		DUMBER THAN ALEX
		AND YOU
		ARE
		GOING
		STRAIGHT
		TO CHAPTER REFLECTION

		[BADELINE right freakCAlt pop]
		hell yeah now we're going

	CH6_THEO_WATCHOUT=
		[THEO left worried]
		{+MADELINE}, wtf is happening

	CH6_REFLECT_AFTER=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		so close yet so far

		[MADELINE left panic]
		why does she always do this

		[MADELINE left angry]
		i {*}hate{/*} her
		...

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		...
		but all she wanted was to speedrun

		[MADELINE left sad]
		maybe, maybe I shouldn't be so hard on heer

	CH6_OLDLADY=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		greetings youngling

		[MADELINE left upset]
		old woman

		{trigger 0 Zoom in}

		[GRANNY right mock]
		so, youve gotten more depressed i see
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		the waifu
		she told me I was a reject
		and she threw me here

		[GRANNY right normal]
		hey dont take it personal
		[GRANNY right mock]
		she's only part of you after all

		[MADELINE left upset]
		...
		yeah i get it

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		go ahead, laugh again if you want, im not even worth anything

		{trigger 1 Start laughing}
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		ok now youre just trolling

		{trigger 2 Stop laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		sometimes you gotta learn
		actually idk im stupid

		{trigger 3 Maddy walks right}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		actually yk what
		i lack determination
		still havent rlly dreamt about you

		{trigger 4 Maddy walks left}

		[MADELINE left upset flip]
		so i give up

		[MADELINE left panic flip]
		thats it

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		and what about that whole getting over your depression talk

		{trigger 6 Maddy turns right}
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		why are you always right

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		but i cant just kill her
		that doesnt work
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		have you considered a different approach
		if shes just part of you, cant you just, change her

		[MADELINE left sad]
		how

		[GRANNY right normal]
		you tell me

		{trigger 1 Start lauging}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		you might get something out if you talk to her

		[MADELINE left upset]
		i could try
		{trigger 2 Stop laughing}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		then go ahead
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		youre right

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		i need a therapist
		and that therapist will be HER
		IM COMING FOR YOU BADDY
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		i mean sure

	CH6_OLDLADY_B=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		i dont know how to find her tho

		[GRANNY right normal]
		well i mean
		she rlly wants you to speedrun
		youll find her
		eventually

		[MADELINE left upset]
		the mountain is rlly freaky

		[GRANNY right normal]
		freaky
		youre the freaky one

		[MADELINE left upset]
		what no thats el creepo

		[GRANNY right normal]
		true tho

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		tf happened to him
		was bro looking for hot single horses in the area or what

		[GRANNY right normal]
		im the only hot single horse in the area
		i think yes

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		uh... okay...

	CH6_OLDLADY_C=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		how the fuck are you living here
		and still arent crazy
		oh wait you are

		[GRANNY right normal]
		i mean, isnt crazy nice

		[MADELINE left sad]
		i dont think so

		[GRANNY right normal]
		well youre stupid

		[MADELINE left upset]
		youre the 534th person who told me this today

	CH6_BOSS_START=
		[BADELINE right angry flip]
		time for speed?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		yes
		i want to go
		fast now

		[BADELINE right scoff flip]
		you really thought it was going to be THAT easy

		[BADELINE right angry flip]
		im not one to be easy with people
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		i said i just want to go fast
		like fr

		[MADELINE left sad]
		please
		just listen

		{trigger 0 Badeline floats, zooms in}

		[BADELINE right yell]
		and there is no queen of england

		[MADELINE left angry]
		nice reference

		[MADELINE left determinedclosed]
		but i know you want me to speedrun
		
		{trigger 1 Maddy steps forward}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		look, you already threw the run
		look where we are, chapter 6 for fucks sake

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		hey, its not a good run if there aint a challenge

		[BADELINE right angry]
		a real runner can face any challenge

		[MADELINE left sad]
		do you want to test me?

		[BADELINE right yell]
		come closer and you'll see

	CH6_BOSS_TIRED_A=
		[BADELINE right angry]
		THAT WAS THE EASY PART

	CH6_BOSS_TIRED_B=
		[BADELINE right yell]
		YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS

	CH6_BOSS_TIRED_C=
		[BADELINE right yell]
		YOU CANT BECOME A GREAT RUNNER THAT FAST

	CH6_BOSS_MIDDLE=
		[BADELINE right yell]
		IM THE BEST ONE THERE IS

	CH6_BOSS_ENDING=
		[BADELINE right sigh flip]
		...
		its joever

		{silent_trigger 0 Music starts}

		[BADELINE right worried flip]
		i guess im not a great runner after all

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt flip]
		go ahead, beat granny for all I care
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		hey get up
		you did great
		i know you have it in you

		[MADELINE left sad]
		we can do this together

		[BADELINE right worried flip]
		together?

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt flip]
		how would that even work

		{trigger 1 Madeline puts hand on Badeline}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		just trust the process

		{trigger 2 Badeline calms down}

		[BADELINE right worried flip]
		...

	CH6_ENDING=
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		wow that was, cool

		[MADELINE left normal]
		maybe we can still beat granny, what's on the clock?
		
		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		4 minutes and 19 seconds

		[BADELINE right worried]
		we might not be able to...

		{trigger 0 Old Lady enters right}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		so you finally got together to defeat me

		[MADELINE left sad]
		thanks for the advice granny

		[GRANNY right normal]
		hey dont bring it up
		i wanted a real challenge for once

		{portrait none}
		{*}{+MADELINE}{/*}

		{trigger 1 Theo enters left}
		
		[THEO left worried]
		GIRLFRIEND, UGH I FINALLY FOUND YOU

		[THEO left wtf]
		thank god youre fine
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		dw, {+THEO}.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		tbh that fall maybe helped a little
		
		{trigger 8 theo stops being tired}
		[THEO left wtf]
		oh hi waifu

		[THEO left excited]
		she looks evil

		[BADELINE right angry]
		hi, deer thing

		[MADELINE right normal]
		were going to beat granny
		together

		[THEO left excited]
		love how you talk fr

		[BADELINE right angry]
		a real challenge

		[BADELINE right worried]
		together

		{trigger 2 Madeline turns to the right}

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		thats about to be something

		[MADELINE left normal]
		im so excited
		
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		this is gonna be incredible

		{trigger 7 Theo raises fist}

		[THEO left yolo]
		oh hell yeah girls

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		see you at the top you two

		{trigger 3 badeline turns right}

		[BADELINE right worried flip]
		...

		{trigger 4 badeline turns left}

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		okay 

		[BADELINE right worried]
		lets go im ready

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left normal]
		may i be of assistance

		{trigger 6 Madeline turns to the left}

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		theo shut up

		[THEO left wtf]
		let me at least carry your bag

		[MADELINE right normal]
		oh thats sweet tho
# *** Chapter 07 ***

	CH7_HEIGHT_START=Ground Level
	CH7_HEIGHT_0={X} M
 	CH7_HEIGHT_1={X} M
	CH7_HEIGHT_2={X} M
	CH7_HEIGHT_3={X} M
	CH7_HEIGHT_4={X} M
	CH7_HEIGHT_5={X} M

	# Mountain Base -> Forsaken City
	CH7_ASCEND_0=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		WERE GOING UP UP UP ITS OUR MOMENT

		[BADELINE right upset]
		yeah calm down there

		[MADELINE left determined]
		what its a good song

		[BADELINE right worried]
		not at all

	# Forsaken City -> Old Site
	CH7_ASCEND_1=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		cant stop believin

		[BADELINE right upset]
		can you stop singing

		[BADELINE right worried]
		like shut up

		[MADELINE left sad]
		what its fun

		[BADELINE right worried]
		madeline, please shut up
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		like fr

	# Old Site -> Celestial Resort
	CH7_ASCEND_2=
		[BADELINE right normal]
		im already tired

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		hey look at the time

		[MADELINE left normal]
		we might still catch up

		[MADELINE left determined]
		that silly old bat wont stand a chance

		[BADELINE right angry]
		hopefully
		
	# Celestial Resort -> Cliffside
	CH7_ASCEND_3=
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		el creepo vibes here

		[BADELINE right angry]
		srsly the hell happened to him

		[MADELINE left sad]
		apparently he was attracted to hot single horses in the area
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		and the only horse in the area is granny

		[BADELINE right upset]
		wait a second what the fuck

		[MADELINE left sad]
		yeah idk either
		
	# Cliffside -> Temple
	CH7_ASCEND_4=
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		i dont like golden ridge

		[BADELINE right worried]
		its a fun one calm down

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		meh, wind is meh

		[MADELINE left sad]
		and the snowballs are just sorta random

		[BADELINE right worried]
		...

		[BADELINE right angry]
		thats right tbh

		[BADELINE right normal]
		but its still very pretty

		[BADELINE right worried]
		...and...

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		everything else is fun

		[MADELINE left sad]
		youre weird
		
	# Temple -> Summit
	CH7_ASCEND_5=
		[MADELINE left determined]
		cmon now, clock time

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		5 minutes 30 seconds

		[BADELINE right worried]
		maybe well make it, maybe not

		[MADELINE left normal]
		we will make it

	CH7_ENDING=
		[BADELINE left freakA pop]
		WE DID IT

		[MADELINE right surprised flip]
		so pretty here
		
		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		look at all we overcame

		{trigger 1 Madeline sits down}

		[BADELINE left normal]
		oh shit youre leaving now

		[BADELINE left worriedAlt]
		and ill die

		[MADELINE right distracted flip]
		oh true

		[MADELINE right sad flip]
		so i couldve just left the mountain
		and wouldve dealt with you

		[BADELINE left worried]
		yeah

		[BADELINE left upset]
		i mean do i really care

		{trigger 2 Badeline moves beside Maddy as camera begins panning right}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		i wouldnt have done it
		and i couldnt have climbed all this without you

		[BADELINE left upset]
		yeah ik enough emo talk

		[BADELINE left worried]
		what made you change all of a sudden

		[MADELINE right sad flip]
		just learning to know you

		[BADELINE left upset]
		thats sweet

		[BADELINE left worriedAlt]
		and also weird sounding dont say that

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}
		
		[BADELINE left upset]
		what do we do now

		[MADELINE right distracted flip]
		...

		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		we wait until the credits roll

		[GRANNY left normal]
		hello darlings
		and i thought i had a challenge

		[MADELINE right upset]
		oh come on

	CH7_BSIDE_ASCEND=
		[BADELINE left freakA]
		OH HELL YEAH THAT WAS FAST

		[MADELINE right surprised]
		yeah genuinly wow

		[BADELINE left freakA]
		WERE UNSTOPPABLE

		[MADELINE right upset]
		calm down with the freakness

	CH7_CSIDE_OLDLADY=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		well

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		gg

		[GRANNY right normal]
		now go do your thing

	CH7_CSIDE_OLDLADY_B=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		scared are we?
		just do an reverse extended super ultra wavedash and youll be fine

# *** Epilogue ***

	EP_CABIN=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		the maddy is back

		[THEO right excited]
		{+MADELINE}!
		how was the top
		
		{trigger 0 Badeline emerges}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		cool
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		really cool

		[BADELINE left normal]
		fuck you granny btw

		[BADELINE left normal]
		like actually

		[THEO right thinking]
		and you didnt even get my phone
		now i gotta uninstall twitter myself

		{trigger 1 Fade out, hear knock on door, fade in and Oshiro enters}

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		salutations fine beings

		[BADELINE right angry]
		oh its el creepo again

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		don't call me with such a disgusting nomenclature

		[OSHIRO left sidehappy]
		NOW THERES TWO OF THEM, ITS GONNA BE A PARTY

		[OSHIRO left drama]
		but if i am unwelcome, i shall take my leave

		[MADELINE right sad]
		yeah no, dev cant really edit the image files yet
		so youre staying

		[]
		i actually dont fucking remember why i said that
		its staying tho

		[MADELINE right normal]
		just dont freak us out please

		{trigger 2 Oshiro settles in}

		[GRANNY left normal]
		yk el creepo,
		im really happy that you died
		else we might have gotten a half horse half human half yogurt in here

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		*tries not to crash out from the mental image*

		[THEO right normal]
		what are you guys talking about?

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		youre stupid deer man gl

		{trigger 3 Maddy Turns}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		yk what lets make a pie

		[BADELINE right worried]
		what, no, wdym a pie from where the hell does that come from

		{trigger 3 Maddy Turns}
	EP_PIE_START=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		so
		is it shit

	EP_PIE_DISAPPOINTED=
		[THEO left wtf]
		yes

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		fix your brain girl

		[GRANNY left normal]
		definitely

	EP_PIE_GROSSED_OUT=
		[THEO left wtf]
		im allergic sorry

		[GRANNY left normal]
		me too

		[BADELINE left freakA pop]
		OH SWEET ALL OF IT FOR ME

		[MADELINE right sad]
		ok baddy, sure

	EP_PIE_OKAY=
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		at least you tried

		[BADELINE left angry]
		why the fuck is el creepo here

		[THEO left thinking]
		hes tryna be nice

		[GRANNY left normal]
		not great at it tho

		[THEO left normal]
		i love pies

	EP_PIE_REALLY_GOOD=
		[GRANNY left normal]
		rlly not bad

		[BADELINE left normal]
		not bad

		[THEO left excited]
		not bad

		[THEO left normal]
		not bad at all

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		not bad
		
		[THEO left excited]
		i want a burger now
		
	EP_PIE_AMAZING=
		[THEO left wtf]
		good stuff

		[THEO left excited]
		rlly good stuff

		[MADELINE right sad]
		liar

		[GRANNY left normal]
		no not at all
		we all are liars

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		agree

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		im taking all the credit its mine

		[MADELINE right normal]
		hey baddy
		
# *** Appendix ***

	APP_INTRO=
		ONE FUCKING EARTHLY ROATATION LATER

	APP_OLDLADY_A=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		salutations children
		it is nice to see you again

		{trigger 0}

		[GRANNY right normal flip]
		so uh, cave is there
		
		{silent_trigger 1}
		
		follow me aight

	APP_OLDLADY_B=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		what this cavity

		[GRANNY right normal]
		this is the only way to the chapter with the number 8 as the number of the chapter
		the reason why your depression tried to kill you basically

		{trigger 0 start laughing}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		its a big hole really

		{trigger 1 stop laughing}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		and the magic gets more intense the closer you get
		so like magic cows and things

		[MADELINE left sad]
		oh you mean jerry

		[GRANNY right normal]
		oh you saw him
		JERRY! JERRY GET BACK HERE YOU SILLY COW

	APP_OLDLADY_C=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		wheres your speedrun waifu

		[MADELINE left normal]
		she gone

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		ig she hated me all along

		[GRANNY right normal]
		nah bro dw abt it
		she just
		left for tims
		shes gon come back dw

		[MADELINE left normal]
		oh forgot we were in canada

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		tho didnt know she liked tims so much

	APP_OLDLADY_D=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		you still socialising with theo

		[MADELINE left normal]
		yeye he asked for my bed's latitude and longitude
		and if i was sleeping at night

		[GRANNY right normal]
		O_O

		[MADELINE left normal]
		what

		[MADELINE left sad]
		oh you dont think

		[GRANNY right normal]
		nah he seems like a nice little deer
		ready to get runover by my uncle

	APP_OLDLADY_E=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		so uh, how the fuck youve been to alleviate this awkward conversation

		[GRANNY right normal]
		old

		{trigger 0 start laughing}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		like really fucking old

		{trigger 1 end laughing}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		LIKE REALLY FUCKING OLD

		[GRANNY right mock]
		tho im staying, old dont mean dead

		[MADELINE left normal]
		well ofc grandma

		[MADELINE left sad]
		pls dont commit suicide

	APP_OLDLADY_LOCKED=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		uh, cant open the fucking door mate

		[GRANNY right normal]
		yeye you gotta fix your brain issue and go do the crystal hearts

		[GRANNY right mock]
		the devs suck at making puzzles

		[GRANNY right normal]
		gl tbh, youll need it

		[MADELINE left sad]
		are you saying im stupid

		[GRANNY right normal]
		well ofc dear
		instead of dealing with your speedrun obsessed waifu like a normal person
		you fucking befriended her!
		crazy am i rite or am i rite

		[MADELINE left upset]
		right

		[MADELINE left sad]
		so uh, better be leaving now

		[GRANNY right normal]
		cya you little freak
		oh and tell me if you find my magical cow

		[MADELINE left normal]
		wont do


	APP_ENDING=
		AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
		AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
		AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
		AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
		AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

	CH9_GRAVESTONE=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		{+GRANNY}...
		[MADELINE left sadder]
		you really shouldve eaten more yogurt

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		now youre past your expiration date

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		wth am i gonna do abt that, we cant do compost here

		{silent_trigger 0 Step Forward}
		
		[MADELINE left sadder]
		and you smell like shit too

		[MADELINE left upset]
		hold on
		why the fuck am i talking to an expired yogurt

		{trigger 1 Badeline Appears}

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		maybe because youre a bit of a dumbass

		[BADELINE left upset]
		bro she sigma gooned out of here a while back
		have you seen the etiquette
		"EXPIRED" it reads

		[BADELINE left angry]
		you cant even read dammit

		{trigger 2 Sit Down}

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		why you say i cant read

		[MADELINE left angry]
		i can read very well ill let you know

		[MADELINE left angry]
		look here its written:
		"granny coco, master of all elements (and core-b side)"
		"died from peremption"
		"we will miss your annoying laugh"

		[MADELINE left upset]
		see
		i can read

		[BADELINE left angry]
		its not even a real tombstone, there's like a brand logo and some random quote from albert einstein on there
		how did you make this up that fast?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		i didnt make it up

		[MADELINE left normal]
		oh look up there

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		what

	CH9_FLYING_TO_THE_MOON=
		[BADELINE right concerned]
		where the fudgeknucle are you taking us maddy?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		bird
		blue bird pretty...
    
		[BADELINE right worried]
		uh, u sure everything alright in that head of yours

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		blue bird shiny...

		[MADELINE left sad]
		i wanna follow the bird

		[BADELINE right concerned]
		uh madeline, are you sure following a bird is such a good idea?
		yk it could be leading us into anything really
    
		[MADELINE left upset]
		bird...

	CH9_LANDING=
		[BADELINE left worried]
		jeez, youre really taking that bird thing serious

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		[BADELINE left worriedAlt flip]
		i dont even see a mountain from here

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		[BADELINE left worried]
		maybe you should stop being so childish and return back down where we can breathe

		[MADELINE right upset]
		but bird
		if we leave bird bird might die
		we follow bird

		[BADELINE left concerned]
		the lack of oxygen really is fucking you up isnt it

		[MADELINE right normal]
		i must...
		follow...
		for the yogurt...

		[BADELINE left angryAlt]
		its a fucking bird you freak

		[BADELINE left angry]
		what do you even wanna do with it

		[MADELINE right angry]
		bird... follow...

		[BADELINE left angryAlt]
		...
		stop it
		if you dont stop im leaving you here to die

		[MADELINE right normal]
		leave... leave me with the bird... alone

		[BADELINE left angryAlt]
		as you wish

		{trigger 1 Badeline Vanishes}

		[MADELINE left determined]
		your mine bird

	CH9_FAKE_HEART=
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		what

		[MADELINE left sad]
		i dont even have the yogurt ready
		i cant leave now

	CH9_KEEP_GOING=
		[MADELINE left sadder]
		i must find the yogurt

		{trigger 0 Step Forward}

		[MADELINE left determined]
		i must follow that bird

	CH9_MISS_THE_BIRD=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		HEY BIRD

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		i need you
		i need the yogurt

		{trigger 0 stand up, face left }

		[MADELINE left sad flip]
		do you know where i can find some

		[MADELINE left normal flip]
		bird

		{trigger 1 take a step left}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		well ofc huh
		this bird is going to drive me crazy

		{trigger 2 take a step right}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		ig ill just

		{trigger 3 black hole flickers }

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		what is happening back there

		{trigger 4 black hole flickers more, tiles to crack into the sci-fi one}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		wow thats freaky

	CH9_HELPING_HAND=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		why did you come back
		the bird is mine
		im the one whos gon be in a deep relationsheep with it not you jerk
		
		[BADELINE right angryAlt]
		what the fuck {+MADELINE}

		[BADELINE right angry]
		what the fuck happened to you

		[MADELINE left normal]
		i never noticed you had white paper over you

		[BADELINE right angry]
		{+MADELINE} thats my fucking skin
		like im literally vampire white by nature
    
		{trigger 0 Madeline faces away}

		[MADELINE left sad flip]
		why are you here if you dont want the bird
		is it to bring me back to the mountain
		to erase my chances of being in a relationsheep

		[MADELINE left sadder flip]
		to be lonely forever
		
		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		{1.5} ...
		jeez you REALLY should get more oxygen

		[BADELINE right worried]
		and there are plenty of attractive men on the mountain
		you remember theo, really handsome

		[MADELINE left angry flip]
		but theo isnt like the bird
		with theo...
		all ill have is a relationship
		with the bird...
		its a relationsheep

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		right

		[BADELINE right worried]
		whats the difference

		[MADELINE left sadder flip]
		i dont want to be like everyone else
		if you havent noticed im autistic

		[BADELINE right concerned]
		yeah you are
		but why not try to fit in instead of being a complete outcast

		[BADELINE right upset]
		come down
		
		[MADELINE left sadder flip]
		no baddy

		{trigger 1 Madeline faces towards badeline}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME BE AS I WANT TO

		[BADELINE right angry]
		im just trying to protect you
		
		[BADELINE right angryAlt]
		and I dont care that im becoming actual badeline instead of speedrun waifu
		this is messed up
		
		{trigger 2 Madeline steps towards badeline}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		i already told you i wanted to be left alone with the bird

		[MADELINE left angry]
		so why dont you learn MENU_VARIANT_ULTRADASHING
		AND GET
		THE FUCK
		OUTTA HERE

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		i want the bird
		
		[BADELINE right simple_sigh]
		jeez ok
		(fucking autism)
		
	CH9_CATCH_THE_BIRD=
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		HA!
		yogurt time

		[MADELINE left angry]
		where is it
		where is the yogurt

		{trigger 0 bird looks hurt}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		...

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		oh shit
		dont tell me you spilled it

		{trigger 1 bird squaks}
		
		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		my husband, hes having an affair with your wife. i dont think we should talk about it

		[MADELINE left sad]
		oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man
		
		{trigger 2 approach bird, it moves away}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		no
		please
		i need yogurt
		can you tell me
		where i coul find some
		
		{trigger 3 bird flys out of the camera}
		
		[MADELINE left sadder]
		...
		
		{trigger 4 badeline appears}
    
		[BADELINE right yell]
		{+MADELINE} DONT FUCKING COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE OF A BIRD

		[BADELINE right concerned]
		i know what it is
		
		[MADELINE left sadder]
		{2}
		well then what is it
		
		[BADELINE right concerned]
		i know how youve been feeling for granny
		ive felt things like this too
		
		[]
		she did fr trust me

		[BADELINE right worried]
		and you really shouldnt base your whole life on it

		[BADELINE right concerned]
		and to be honest
		its kinda mean what youre doing

		[MADELINE left sad]
		...

		{trigger 5 Wait a beat}

		[BADELINE right normal]
		but i want to join you
		i want to join you on your quest
		ive seen your search history on the computer where they taught you Wavedashing
		i know what youve been looking for
		and im willing to help

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		you are

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		i know i was surprised too
		thats really not something i usually do

		[BADELINE right normal]
		but this time
		this time i think its worth it

		{trigger 6 Madeline sits}
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		wow this is
		thank you baddy
		
		{trigger 7 badeline hugs madeline}
		
		[BADELINE left normal]
		youre welcome
		
		[BADELINE left mock]
		so, when are we starting
		
		[MADELINE right normal]
		why wait

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		do you know where we can go

		[BADELINE left normal]
		i know just the place

		{trigger 8 stand up}
		
		{trigger 9 shift camera over to the bird}

		[MADELINE right normal]
		OH...

		[BADELINE left normal]
		BII-IIRD...

	CH9_LAST_ROOM=
		[BADELINE right normal]
		LAST ROOM MADDY
		YOU GOT THE YOGURT READY

		[MADELINE left determined]
		HELL YEAH BADDY
		LETS DO THIS

	CH9_LAST_ROOM_ALT=
		[BADELINE right normal]
		COME ON MADDY

		[MADELINE left sad]
		its too hard

		[BADELINE right normal]
		AND GRANNY DESERVES THIS
		SO WHAT DO YOU SAY

		[THEO right normal]
		go maddy i believe

	CH9_LAST_BOOST=
		[BADELINE right normal]
		go get em tiger

	CH9_FAREWELL=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		hello {+GRANNY}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		hello children
		have you found my cow
		
		[MADELINE left determined]
		no i havent
		ive found better
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		and what is that, children
		
		[MADELINE left determined]
		well
		ive wandered the entire moon to find this

		[MADELINE left determined]
		its fresh
		right from the moonfridge
		
		{silent_trigger 0 laugh}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		oh dear i wanna see that
		
		[MADELINE left determined]
		(looks really fucking evil)

		{silent_trigger 1 stop laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		so youre gonna give it to me or
		
		{trigger 2 take a step forward}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		here, a freshly perempted yogurt to rempresent your uselessness {+GRANNY}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		well thanks
		cya {+MADELINE}
		you suck fr

		{trigger 3 granny fades away}
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAY
		GET REKT YOU ANNOYING GRANDMA
		THATS WHAT YOU GET FROM BEATING MY ARCH NEMESIS AT HER SPEEDRUN

		{silent_trigger 4 fade to white}

	CH9_END_CINEMATIC=
		{anchor bottom}

		[WEBCAM_THEO right excited]
		GIRLFRIEND

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		how youve been, cowengine

		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+THEO} I DID IT I FUCKING DID IT
		
		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		you did?
		you actually used that old soup of mine
		and you manaeged it

		[MADELINE left normal]
		YEAH
		YOUR WEIRD DREAM SUBSTANCE WORKED
		I GAVE HER THE YOGURT

		[MADELINE left normal]
		AND GUESS WHAT
		SHE FUCKING SIKED OUT
		LIKE HELL YEAH

		[MADELINE left normal]
		god that was fun

		[MADELINE left normal]
		man i dont even know what to do anymore
		{2}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		so how youve been
		
		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		good really

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		and how have you been without accounting for the
		"trolling elderly people after their deaths"
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		sleeping
		a lot of it

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		hey sorry i didnt answer your calls or msgs or anything
		i was a bit dead set on fucking up {+GRANNY} for the last few weeks

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		dw abt it
		its kinda my fault isnt it

		[WEBCAM_THEO right thinking]
		grandpa really shouldnt have given me access to his old stuff

		[WEBCAM_THEO right excited]
		oh that reminds me
		i was digging through the archives
		and i found this
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		what is it?
		
		[WEBCAM_THEO right excited]
		you really arent the first one who tried to fuck up {+GRANNY} for being so selfish
     
 		{trigger 0 Shows the photo of Theo's grandpa with Granny at Celeste Mountain.}
 		
 		[MADELINE left surprised]
		wait thats actually {+GRANNY} with your grandpa

		[MADELINE left normal]
		and look!
		that was the moment he got that magical dust to enter her death sphere
		
		[WEBCAM_THEO right excited]
		just like you did
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		wow thank you for this {+THEO}
		it feels nice to know youre not the only one going on a rebellion

		[MADELINE left peaceful]
		finally some repose from all this

		[]
		finally some repose from all this dialogue work GOD THAT TOOK A WHILE
		im happy tho
		really it was fun trying to imagine the most fucked up sorts of conversations between all these guys
		while trying to make it seem natural
		im fairly proud of the result tbh
		especially the farewell storyline that one was goated
		so yeah, random dev notes at the end, really fun project
		until the next time i completely fuck up dialogue files

# Crystal Hearts

	POEM_FC=	create mod
	POEM_FCR=	fucking merge quake

	POEM_OS=	rising from your grave
	POEM_OSR=	newmoon

	POEM_CR=	ITS THE SONG FROM THE OST
	POEM_CRR=	reddit

	POEM_CS=	middle of the fucking tornado
	POEM_CSR=	shit mechanic

	POEM_T=		slow falling potion
	POEM_TR=	terraria reference?

	POEM_TF=	2.3 gigatons of glass
	POEM_TFR=	core

	POEM_TS=	good morning sun
	POEM_TSR=	marathon is gone

	POEM_MC=	another core
	POEM_MCR=	NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

	POEM_FW=	what the fuck
	
# Wavedash Tutorial
	
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_MYPC=			shellprogramlol.exe
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_POWERPOINT=	indianvirus.exe
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_RECYCLEBIN=	basura
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_STARTBUTTON=	maddythorsonos

	WAVEDASH_PAGE1_TITLE=			NIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
	WAVEDASH_PAGE1_SUBTITLE=		it goes fast

	WAVEDASH_PAGE2_TITLE=			are|you|a|lovestruck|child?
	WAVEDASH_PAGE2_LIST=
		-Fact: lovestruck children love birds{n}
		-i want yogurt{n}
		-do you want moon yogurt?{n}
		-cauz we got plenty of it here!{n}
		-badeline sucks btw

	WAVEDASH_PAGE2_IMPOSSIBLE=		IS CATCHING THAT YOGURT WAY TO HARD FOR YOU
	
	WAVEDASH_PAGE3_TITLE=			moonborn inc. introduces: NIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOON
	WAVEDASH_PAGE3_INFO=			NIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON lets you go at 69420 mps
	WAVEDASH_PAGE3_EASY=			speedrunnners call it easy

	WAVEDASH_PAGE4_TITLE=			how the fuck do you do it?
	WAVEDASH_PAGE4_LIST=
		-dis{n}
		-dis{n}
		-and dis{n}
		-{~}gg{/~}{n}
		-now go fuck yourself
	
	WAVEDASH_PAGE5_TITLE=			do you have a skill issue and you cant do it?
	WAVEDASH_PAGE5_INFO1=			{#ff0000}well uh
	WAVEDASH_PAGE5_INFO2=			{#ff0000}git gud ig

	WAVEDASH_PAGE6_TITLE=			happy christiano ronaldo day!