tirednwired_MPA_MPA= Marigold's Photo Album
# "00a" flags for displaying images

tirednwiredMPA01A=
[THEO left excited flip]
{1.5}{+MADELINE}!
[GRANNY left normal flip]
Look who finally made it!
[MADELINE left normal]
Hey, guys!
[right]
{#ff8000}yoooooooo{#}
[MADELINE left surprised]
What the hell are {~}you{/~} doing here?

tirednwiredMPA01B=
[THEO left wtf flip]
Whoa, whoa! Relax, {+MADELINE}.
[THEO left normal flip]
This gathering was {~}her{/~} idea.
[MADELINE left sad]
Huh? Why didn't you tell me?
[THEO left worried flip]
She, uh, thought not telling you would{n}make for a good surprise.
[right]
{#ff8000}:p{#}
[MADELINE left angry]
You guys just agree to hang out with evil gods?
[GRANNY left mock flip]
What, you don't?
[MADELINE left upset]
...
No.
[BADELINE right normal]
Finally, you're here.{n}We can get this show on the road!
[MADELINE left sad]
How did you even get here before me?
[right]
{#ff8000}didn't feel like figuring out how to make her spawn{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
What?
[BADELINE right upset]
I don't know, they've been saying{n}dumb shit like that all evening.
[BADELINE right scoff]
They say they don't drink, but...
[MADELINE left normal]
I believe that as much as I believe Santa isn't real.
[BADELINE right worried]
...
[MADELINE left sad]
What is it?
[left]
{#808080}Ahem, if I may interject...{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
Hm?
Wait, that voice...

tirednwiredMPA01C=
[MADELINE left surprised]
You're {#ff8000}Marigold{#}'s assistant!
[left]
{#808080}Uh, formerly.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}"formerly," he says{#}
[MADELINE left determined]
And you're... {0.5}a fox!
[left]
{#808080}Why, yes! Yes I am.
My name is Lemmy. Pleasure to make your acquaintance under better circumstances.{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
Hello! It's nice to see you.
[THEO left normal]
{#808080}Lemmy{#}! Like the bass player.
[right]
{#ff8000}elite ball knowledge{#}
[left]
{#808080}Haha, yes, like the bassist!
There have been quite a few opportunities for you all to see me in the flesh.
But{#} {#ff80000}Marigold{#} {#808080}wasn't keen on giving the spotlight.
Or doing much of anything at all, really.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}eto bleh{#}

tirednwiredMPA01D=
[MADELINE left sad]
What's this on the table?
[right]
{#ff8000}it's a photo album
thought i'd throw together a lil somethin to reminisce about the good times we've had{#}
[MADELINE left upset]
Good times? What? When?
[THEO left wtf]
With who?
[BADELINE right upset flip]
Why?
[left]
{#808080}How?{#}
[GRANNY left normal]
Where am I?
[right]
{#ff8000}oh you'll love it
just take a look{#}

# stupid gorge
tirednwiredMPA02=
[right]
{#ff8000}here is{#} {+MADELINE} {#ff8000}doing a little sightseeing{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
Oh hey, this was before we knew our lives were{n}entirely at the mercy of a god.
[MADELINE left normal]
Now {~}those{/~} were good times.
[right]
{#ff8000}{~}the goooooooorrrrrrrrge{/~}{#}
[MADELINE left upset]
Yeah.
[BADELINE right normal]
Heh. This looks like the Stone Age.
[THEO left thinking]
It may as well be.
[right]
{#ff8000}oh yeah i wanted theo to have a larger role in this map
but the way i went about it{n}he just kept crashing my shit{#}
[THEO left wtf]
So you're telling me I was kicking {#ff8000}God{#}'s ass{n}that early on?
[right]
{#ff8000}yes. i'm telling you that you were{n}kicking my ass that early on{#}
[MADELINE left normal flip]
Hell yeah, {+THEO}!
[THEO left normal]
I do my best.
[right]
{#ff8000}you could only do your best by being trapped in that wack ass crystal prison
\#DogsOnlyBarkBehindTheFence{#}
[THEO left thinking]
Good one.

# sexy summit
tirednwiredMPA03=
[right]
{#ff8000}here is{#} {+MADELINE}{#ff8000}'s entry into the real world
to this day scientists are stumped as to{n}how she got her car up there{#}
[MADELINE left peaceful]
Ah, the wonders of drunk driving.
[BADELINE right angry]
The girl never learns.
[THEO left wtf]
Are you sure you were just {~}drunk?{/~}
[THEO left worried]
Are you sure you were even {~}driving?{/~}
[GRANNY left creepA]
None of you have ever parked a car on the Moon{n}and it shows.
[MADELINE left surprised flip]
{!}Huh?!{/!}
[THEO left excited flip]
Oh, I {~}gotta{/~} hear about this.
[GRANNY left mock]
Let's just say kids these days could never{n}party as hard as I have.
[GRANNY left laugh]
Back then, twelve shots still meant{n}you were takin' it easy!
[left]
{#808080}Disturbing.{#}
[MADELINE left distracted]
Dear Diary, today I've learned that{n}{+GRANNY} used to be a fucking tank.
[right]
{#ff8000}what was i gonna say
oh yeah this mountain
i was so sure this would be a{n}relatively easy climb for people
'cause it was all just things you knew from like day two{#}
[left]
{#808080}You still believe that, don't you?{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}lol{#}
[left]
{#808080}This woman never learns.{#}
[BADELINE right normal flip]
Hey {#ff8000}Marigold{#}, ever teleport anywhere crazy{n}after a stupid night?
[right]
{#ff8000}i'm deadass when i say i don't drink, baddy{#}
[BADELINE right scoff flip]
Oh, so you're just naturally a bumbling idiot then.
[right]
{+MADELINE} {#ff8000}get to the next photo before{n}i turn your purple clone black-and-blue{#}

tirednwiredMPA03A=
[THEO left wtf]
What camera did you use for these photos?
They're a little... {0.5}crusty.
[MADELINE left normal]
Yeah, these are ass.
[right]
{#ff8000}your whole lives are ass{#}
[THEO left thinking]
And we have you to thank for that entirely.

# cancel culture
tirednwiredMPA04=
[right]
{#ff8000}i'm pretty sure the "there's no b-side" poster is still up in that temple{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
As professional as I'd expect.
[right]
{#ff8000}how'd you get yourself canceled again i forgot{#}
[MADELINE left distracted]
Pretty sure it was one of my{n}many drunken online arguments.
[MADELINE left normal]
Cleared things up, though.{n}Then everyone forgot within a week.
[MADELINE left sad flip]
Hey {+THEO}, you already told me how {~}you{/~} got canceled.
How long did it take you to recover from {~}that?{/~}
[THEO left thinking]
You're not gonna like the answer.
[MADELINE left sad flip]
Oh, God.
[THEO left normal]
People forgot what I did {~}the day after.{/~}
[MADELINE left surprised flip]
{!}What?!{/!}
[right]
{#ff8000}LMAO{#}
[THEO left excited]
You know why?
[THEO left normal]
Because I'm a man.
And men get off easier than women.
[right]
{#ff8000}ahem ayo ahem{#}
[THEO left normal]
The internet isn't a real place.

# lavatory
tirednwiredMPA05=
[right]
{#ff8000}i have nothing to say about this{#}
[THEO left normal]
So {+MADELINE},{n}when did you decide to become Lava Jesus?
[MADELINE left normal flip]
My {#d678db}other self{#} dared me to climb lava one time.
[BADELINE right upset]
Wasn't a dare, I was telling you take a hike.
You were pissing me off that night.
[BADELINE right normal]
Next thing I knew,{n}the bitch was literally climbing lava.
[left]
{#808080}Did you know how to do that beforehand?{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
Heh.
[MADELINE left peaceful]
No.
[GRANNY left creepA]
Why is there a giant toilet in {+CELESTE_MOUNTAIN}.
[right]
{#ff8000}just in case{#}
[GRANNY left creepB]
Goddamned vandals.

# dread in the clouds
tirednwiredMPA06=
[left]
{#808080}Here is failed beginner simulation number one.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}ay watch ya mouth{#}
[left]
{#808080}Make me.{#}
[THEO left excited]
Whoa, {+MADELINE}! You went skydiving?
[MADELINE left distracted flip]
Uh... {0.5}[MADELINE left normal flip]yeah!
First time ever, it was really fun.
[MADELINE left distracted flip]
I loved how, uh...
How... {0.5}[MADELINE left sad flip]fast... {0.5}I was falling.
[THEO left wtf]
...
Uh-huh.
[right]
{#ff8000}i love how i was tryna do the whole{n}psychoanalysis schtick when we met up there
you shut that shit down so fast
lowk you were right to
i think i was projecting then{#}
[MADELINE left distracted]
Yeah, well...
[GRANNY left normal]
Hey, this place looks like my mansion.
[right]
{#ff8000}what{#}
[GRANNY left normal]
Yeah, it's also made of clouds.
It's a mansion up in the sky!
[right]
{#ff8000}that's such a hard ass way to describe heaven{#}
[GRANNY left normal]
{+MADELINE} came by to see it once.
[MADELINE left surprised flip]
You're telling me I met real-life you{n}in the dreams I've had?
[right]
{#ff8000}i {~}swear{/~} this is a homestuck reference{#}
[GRANNY left mock]
You dream about me?
That's a little gay.
[MADELINE left upset flip]
I {~}am{/~} gay.
[GRANNY left mock]
Uh oh!
[MADELINE left upset flip]
But that has nothing to do with this.
[MADELINE left sad flip]
Anyway, how do you even have a {~}mansion?{/~}
[GRANNY left normal]
I have quite a few residences, dear.
[GRANNY left laugh]
That's that {+MOUNTAIN} climber money!
[MADELINE left sad flip]
Huh? I never got that much money{n}from climbing the {+MOUNTAIN}.
[GRANNY left mock]
Tough shit, kiddo.
[THEO left worried]
This conversation has gone in so many directions.
[BADELINE right upset]
It happens.
[THEO left wtf]
I don't drink that much,{n}but I feel like I should right now.
I don't think I can do the rest of the night sober.
[BADELINE right upset]
Ditto.

tirednwiredMPA06A=
[left]
{#808080}Excuse me, miss?
I believe the bread in your pantry has mold on it.{#}
[GRANNY left mock]
Oh, just scrape it off, it'll be fine.
[THEO left thinking flip]
How are you still alive?
[GRANNY left laugh]
I guess the plot demands it, sonny.

# celeste 2
tirednwiredMPA07=
[right]
{#ff8000}here's{#} {+MADELINE} {#ff8000}at her best{#}
[THEO left worried]
What the hell is {~}that?{/~}
[right]
{#ff8000}cuck mountain{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
This mountain was wack.
[MADELINE left normal]
Nothing I can't handle, though.
[right]
{#ff8000}what if i told you thousands of people{n}have willingly climbed this thing{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
Huh?
Are they stupid?
[right]
{##ff8000}it's like a fuckin fan club
funniest part is
i {~}still{/~} have not added a video to increase downloads{#}
[MADELINE left determined]
...
I'm gonna pretend that sentence makes sense.

# heather's aquarium
tirednwiredMPA08=
[right]
{#ff8000}i gotta tell you somethin{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
What?
[right]
{#ff8000}when you left the tank i never freed those fish
i was still hungry
so i teleported em right into a big fuckin pan{#}
[MADELINE left sadder]
I have lived a lie for the past four years.
[BADELINE right upset]
You didn't see that coming?
[right]
{#ff8000}sorry bud{#}
[MADELINE left panic]
Like, don't even talk to me.
I'm, like, so distressed right now.
You are, like, the worst.
[right]
{#ff8000}if it's any consolation
they all tasted like paint
serves me right for trying to eat things {~}that{/~} colorful
i don't regularly eat fish but i wish i did
it's just that i'm a pussy about fishbones
there {~}was{/~} this fish i had recently
grilled hamachi{#}
[THEO left excited]
Oh, those are so good!
[right]
{#ff8000}fuuuuck yeahh
i still think about that fish
anyways who's y'all favorite fish in this one{#}
[THEO left normal]
The yellow one, hands down.
[BADELINE right normal]
The green one is so dumb, I love it.
[GRANNY left normal]
The one that says it's not a fish.{n}I like the fire in its eyes.
[left]
{#808080}The tardigrade!{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}you {~}would{/~} say that
idk bout y'all but{n}my favorite fish by far is the stick{#}
[left]
{#808080}You {~}would{/~} say that.{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
...
I don't think I can pick a favorite.
I spent so much time with all of them equally.
[MADELINE left normal]
They were all so friendly and cute! {0.5}[MADELINE left sad]Until...
[right]
{#ff8000}damn. that's okay then
sorry for eating them{#}
[MADELINE left upset]
You're only sorry because they tasted bad.
[right]
{#ff8000}yeah but still{#}

tirednwiredMPA08A=
[THEO left normal]
You know, {#808080}Lemmy{#}, {#ff8000}Marigold{#}...
You two kinda remind me of, like, PNGtubers.
[THEO left thinking]
Not sure why.
[right]
{#ff8000}don't,
don't call us that{#}
[THEO left worried]
Oh.
Sorry.
[left]
{#808080}Oh, it's alright! I understand the comparison.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}i can't help having a stoic face y'know{#}
[GRANNY left normal]
So are you two coworkers or roommates?
[BADELINE right freakA flip]
Gasp! Or are you {~}roommates?{/~}
[left]
{#808080}We {~}were{/~} essentially coworkers,{n}but thankfully that's no more.
Though I'm unsure as to why you seem to{n}want us to be roommates that badly.
The thought alone turns my stomach...{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}lemmy they're entertaining the theory that{n}we're romantically involved{#}
[left]
{#808080}Oh.
Oh goodness, no.{#}
[THEO left excited]
And they were roommates!
[MADELINE left determined flip]
Oh my God, they were roommates.
[right]
{#ff8000}this is how you end up staying locked in a dungeon{n}until america gets a female president{#}

# scngmhs
tirednwiredMPA09=
[right]
{#ff8000}here's me at the end of my spring collab journey{#}
[BADELINE right scoff]
Haha! You got your shit rocked.
[right]
{#ff8000}positively rocked
in fact i came out of this one with a little{n}major internal bleeding{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
Yeah, that happens.
[left]
{#808080}My goodness, how does one even survive that?{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}built different
i still look back on this very fondly.{n}it made a tougher bitch outta me for sure{#}
[MADELINE left peaceful]
Can't beat the classics.
[THEO left normal]
Yeah. {0.5}[THEO left thinking]Shame I could never make it past{n}the advanced stage.
[left]
{#808080}It certainly changed the game for the better.{#}
[GRANNY left creepA]
The 2018 Halloween Collab was better.
[MADELINE left determined flip]
...
[THEO left wtf flip]
...
[BADELINE right upset]
...
[right]
{#ff8000}.{#}
[left]
{#808080}?{#}
[GRANNY left creepB]
{2.0}:-)

# blue hair and pronouns
tirednwiredMPA10=
[MADELINE left sad]
It's always something stupid happening{n}whenever I visit the {+MOUNTAIN}...
But this was a really weird day.
[right]
{#ff8000}this has one of my favorite granny quotes
what exactly could it be ? vote on your phones now!!{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
Still can't believe you made her say that shit to me.
[GRANNY left mock]
Dear, I was fully conscious and willing to{n}say that to you in that moment.
[MADELINE left peaceful]
Sure, {+GRANNY}.
[GRANNY left mock]
{~}Liberal, liberal, liberal...{/~}
[THEO left thinking]
How come {~}you{/~} were never{n}in the cancellation temple with us?
[GRANNY left creepA]
Take a good look at me{n}and ask if I use {~}the internet.{/~}
[THEO left worried flip]
{1.0}Oh.
[GRANNY left laugh]
Exactly!

# fwg
tirednwiredMPA11=
[right]
{#ff8000}here's me having made it to the end of{#}{n}{+MADELINE}{#ff8000}'s crazy dream in one piece{#}
[THEO left wtf]
Why are you on fire?
[right]
{#ff8000}it's symbolic for how On Fire i was{n}while taking on this challenge
took me a good four days{#}
[BADELINE right angry]
Oh my {~}{>> 0.1}God,{/~} {>>}we don't {!}{~}care!{/~}{/!}
[BADELINE right yell flip]
How have I not been in a single photo yet?!
[right]
{#ff8000}i mean u were in sexy summit{#}
[BADELINE right yell flip]
That doesn't count!
[right]
{#ff8000}idk u ugly then{#}
[BADELINE right yell flip]
You're washed-up!
[right]
{#ff8000}u a prop{#}
[BADELINE right yell flip]
You're... {0.5}[BADELINE right concerned flip]you're...
[BADELINE right angryAlt]
Ugh. Way to back me up, guys.
[THEO left thinking]
There's not a lot to an orange flower to work with. Sorry.
[right]
{#ff8000}now {~}that{/~} had potential{#}

tirednwiredMPA11A=
[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
Am I not as important of a character{n}as the rest of you?
[BADELINE right worried]
I just think it's stupid that I haven't appeared{n}in any of these photos.
[MADELINE left sad]
I think it's stupid that you {~}want{/~} to have been there{n}for most of these moments.
Think about it, {#d678db}me{#}.
[BADELINE right sigh]
{1.0}[BADELINE right scoff]You're absolutely right.
[BADELINE right concerned]
Sorry for lashing out like that in front of you guys.
[right]
{#ff8000}it's ok i kinda liked it{#}
[BADELINE right serious flip]
{1.0}.
[THEO left nailedit]
...
I'm not really here.
[left]
{#808080}Please wait up for me.{n}Let's have a vanishing party.{#}

tirednwiredMPA11B=
[right]
{#ff8000}you could have it so much worse baddy
you could be like oshiro and{n}never have existed at all in this timeline{#}
[GRANNY left normal]
I had always wondered what happened to that man.
[GRANNY left mock]
What did you do with him?
[right]
{#ff8000}well
nothing
i just never really found a place for him here
yeah i know a little disappointing
that boy's prolly starved to death somewhere{n}ages ago{#}
[MADELINE left surprised]
{!}What?!{/!}
[right]
{#ff8000}KIDDING kidding
he's safe and sound in his little resort in outer space{#}
[MADELINE left angry]
That still sounds like he's {!}dead!{/!}
[right]
{#ff8000}LITERALLY it's this huge hotel on a moon,{n}a different moon from ours in the solar system
i made that for him
it was one of my {~}earliest{/~} ideas, from when i was like{n}completely new to godhood
i wanted to use that hotel for somethin,{n}but these things just don't work out sometimes
last i checked, business is {~}booming.{/~}{n}and he seems pretty happy{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
Oh.
[MADELINE left peaceful]
{!}Oh,{/!} thank God.
[right]
{#ff8000}see {#}{+MADELINE}{#ff8000} i do have a heart{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
I guess you do.
[MADELINE left sad]
You just have heart problems.
[right]
{#ff8000}bar{#}

# cornshucker
tirednwiredMPA12=
[right]
{#ff8000}where were you when the world became corny?{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
I don't even know what to say about this one.
[THEO left wtf]
What the hell?
[THEO left worried]
{1.0}Oh my God. So I {~}wasn't{/~} losing my mind.
[left]
{#808080}Oh no. It's all coming back to me.{#}
[GRANNY left creepA]
So {~}that's{/~} what happened.
[GRANNY left laugh]
I woke up to a world of corn{n}and thought I'd finally died!
[right]
{#ff8000}mansion in the sky, hotel in space, now corn world
we've had quite a few interesting visions{n}of heaven tonight{#}
[GRANNY left creepB]
No, I thought I was in Hell!
[THEO left thinking]
I remember I was trying to start my car,{n}but I was hearing this weird noise.
[THEO left wtf]
I went to check under the hood...
[THEO left normal]
Only to find a huge cob of corn in place of an engine.
[left]
{#808080}I was living in this little apartment when it happened.
Just about every surface had been{n}transformed into corn.
I looked out of my window, and good heavens...
Even the road was made completely yellow.{n}I thought I was in the Wizard of Oz!
Hm. Who knew{#} {#ff8000}Marigold{#} {#808080}was responsible for{n}the Great Cornification of 2022?{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}xd{#}
[MADELINE left distracted]
Well... {0.5}[MADELINE left sad]I'm glad everyone had{n}just as eventful of a day as I did.
[BADELINE right normal]
I'm glad I slept in that day.
[MADELINE left sad]
This was {~}way{/~} past noon.
[MADELINE left normal]
Are you sure you weren't in some food coma?
[BADELINE right worried]
That might've been it.
[MADELINE left normal]
Learning a new move was kinda neat, at least.
It's been pretty useful in my day-to-day life.
[left]
{#808080}That's swell! What do you use cobwobbing for?{#}
[MADELINE left peaceful]
Asserting dominance.
[THEO left thinking]
Naturally.

# tiredside
tirednwiredMPA13=
[right]
{#ff8000}an epic, tragic tale
who will live? who will die?
who will shuck their way to victory?{#}
[GRANNY left normal]
Waiting around in the Core was{>> 0.1} [GRANNY left creepA]{~}so {0.5}[GRANNY left creepB]boring.{/~}{>>}
[MADELINE left distracted]
Yeah, so {+GRANNY}...
[MADELINE left sad flip]
If you never died in there,{n}how exactly did you escape?
[GRANNY left normal]
The flower got me out as soon as{n}you left the Core-Temple thing.
[GRANNY left mock]
As long as that took.
[MADELINE left upset flip]
Gee, I'm sorry for wasting {~}your time{/~} then.
[right]
{#ff8000}i took her to disneyland while you were goin at it{#}
[THEO left wtf]
Oh, that's {~}very{/~} nice of you.
[MADELINE left determinedclosed]
I can't believe this.
[right]
{#ff8000}i remember going "what if in the midst of the chaos{n}{#}{+MADELINE}{#ff8000} and theo somehow got together"
lowk that came true a little bit
'cause{#} {+ALEX}{#ff8000}. and y'know siblings are like clones and all{#}
[THEO left thinking]
Sure.
[right]
{#ff8000}this was way before i knew {#}{+MADELINE}{#ff8000} was gay
before {~}anyone{/~} knew i think
it was before i knew theo was gay too{#}
[THEO left wtf]
I'm not...
[THEO left thinking]
Hmph. Very funny.
[right]
{#ff8000}bah boom{#}

tirednwiredMPA13A=
[right]
There is no more dialogue. Go home.

tirednwiredMPA14=
[right]
Kidding! \#gottem
[MADELINE left sad]
Where were {~}these{/~} photos taken?
[THEO left excited]
Oh, these are pretty!
[right]
{#ff8000}oh sorry i just really like these photos
they're from a better time
the days of bricking the family computer
obama presidency
flappy bird was still on the app store
sigh
nothing's been the same after flappy bird was gone
that shit made me lose the will to live at age ten{#}
[THEO left serious]
Damn.
[MADELINE left sad]
What the fuck are you talking about?
[right]
{#ff8000}u wouldn't get it{#}
[THEO left wtf]
Yeah, {+MADELINE}, you wouldn't get it.
[left]
{#808080}The source of your despair is{n}a mobile phone application?{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}sorry for being nostalgic LEMMY (rolls eyes
WE ALL know that old equals good{n}and new equals bad
holy shit i'm old{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
Don't talk to me about age.
[GRANNY left mock]
I think you mean, don't talk to {~}me{/~} about age.
[MADELINE left distracted flip]
Oh! {+GRANNY}, I'm sorry.
[GRANNY left creepA]
For what? {0.5}[GRANNY left creepB]Sorry that I'm so {~}old?{/~}
[MADELINE left surprised flip]
Wait, no! That's not wh-{0.5} um-
[GRANNY left laugh]
Ha!
[GRANNY left mock]
Just teasin' you, kiddo.
[MADELINE left normal flip]
Haha...! {0.5}[MADELINE left normal]Got me good...

# mushroom medley
tirednwiredMPA15=
[left]
{#808080}And here is failed beginner simulation number two.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}straight up i'm gonna unfluff your tail{#}
[left]
{#808080}That's too far, even for you.{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
What a trip this was.
[BADELINE right worried]
In both senses of the word.
[THEO left worried]
I feel like I'm tripping out just by{n}{~}looking{/~} at these photos.
[THEO left wtf]
Why are they so saturated?
[left]
{#808080}Rest assured, this forest is that saturated in real life.{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
The forest looked nothing like this{n}when I was out there, I can tell you that.
[left]
{#808080}I always thought it was funny, this one.{#}
{#ff8000}Marigold{#} {#808080}writing about drugs she's never taken.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}well i'm no method actor
since when were you a substance scholar anyway{#}
[left]
{#808080}Okay, I was just busting your chops about{n}your lack of experience...
But I may as well share this little factoid about myself.
I've had {~}quite{/~} a few psychedelic afternoons{n}back in my little apartment.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}word?{#}
[MADELINE left peaceful]
Those are always the best kind of afternoons.
[BADELINE right angryAlt]
You need a hobby.
[right]
{#ff8000}that's reeeaaal interesting lemmy
i'd always taken you as a sort of pansy{#}
[left]
{#808080}Yeah, well...
I still would never do anything that's more intense.{n}So there's that.{#}
[GRANNY left mock]
You kids wanna know somethin'?
[MADELINE left sad flip]
?
[GRANNY left normal]
Being teleported from a mountain{n}{~}all{/~} the way to Disneyland?
[GRANNY left creepA]
Harder than most drugs I've done in my younger days.
[GRANNY left creepB]
{~}Especially{/~} shrooms.
[MADELINE left surprised flip]
{!}Whoa,{/!} really?
[MADELINE left normal flip]
Hey {+GRANNY}, you ever had crystal heart before?
I should put you on!
[THEO left worried]
...
I should check how {+ALEX} is doing.

# celeste 3
tirednwiredMPA16=
[MADELINE left sad]
Why are there so many photos of this?
[right]
{#ff8000}hehehehehehehehe{#}
[left]
{#808080}Hehehehehehehehe...{#}
[MADELINE left distracted]
This is not worrying at all.
[left]
{#808080}{~}This{/~} was actually our first foray{n}into hundred-stage territory!
The swap block course was our second. And last.
I realize nobody is aware our partnership began{n}way before that.
This is pretty much the only pleasant memory{n}I have with this tyrant.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}can't hear you i'm laughing too hard{n}over the time i placed a single dust bunny{#}
[left]
{#808080}Ha! That was rich!{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}this map was truly a work of art
not to mention full of important events
granny came out as homophobic{#}
{+MADELINE} {#ff8000}came out as a cornerjumper
this map came out as the greatest thing in the world
jellyfish
a lot of things came to light that day
the first of april 2023 will go down in history{#}
[MADELINE left panic]
My head hurts.

tirednwiredMPA17=
[left]
{#808080}This is me cutting an onion!{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
Impressive.
[THEO left normal]
Incredible.
[BADELINE right upset]
Inspiring.
[right]
{#ff8000}bravest thing you've ever done{#}
[GRANNY left normal]
I broke a leg making an omelette once.

# swapslut pt1
tirednwiredMPA18=
[MADELINE left sad]
I don't know where to start with this one.
[MADELINE left distracted]
This was a lot to put up with.
[MADELINE left sad]
It even started to, like, {0.5}hurt after a while.
[right]
{#ff8000}i was definitely beginning to go on a rampage{n}at a certain point
i'll take a little blame there{#}
[MADELINE left upset]
Just a little?
[right]
{#ff8000}yeah not all of it
'cause i knew you could handle it! duh
spared no expense for{#} {+MADELINE} {#ff8000}the legend{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
You know when people only think if they{n}{~}could{/~} do something, not stopping to think if they {~}should?{/~}
[GRANNY left normal]
This reminds me of the days when we{n}needed licenses just to use {~}springs.{/~}
[GRANNY left mock]
Those things didn't last long either.
[GRANNY left creepA]
Once your spring license expired,{n}you'd have to cancel all plans.
[GRANNY left normal]
Dark, dark times.
[right]
{#ff8000}now {~}that's{/~} OD, spring licenses. jesus
anyways yeah, i'd pulled out all the stops{n}to make this whole thing work
1. possessed baddy{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
To this day, I still make fun of her{n}for getting her soul hacked.
[BADELINE right angry]
God forbid I wanna help a friend{n}by playtesting their game.
[right]
{#ff8000}2. kidnapped theo and cloned him{#}
[THEO left worried]
You cloned me?
I never knew about that!
[left]
{#808080}Whatever happened to those clones{n}after you sold the temple?{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}well i {~}would've{/~} just thrown em in the trash
but i thought it'd be funnier to{n}make them conscious again and set them free{#}
[THEO left worried]
...
[left]
{#808080}That's...
Sigh, damn it.{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
So there are just a bunch of {+THEO}s walking among us?
[right]
{#ff8000}pretty much. so be prepared{#}
[THEO left worried]
Prepared?
[right]
{#ff8000}3. resigned myself to no-lifing this project{n}for however long{#}
[BADELINE right scoff]
Not like you had a life to begin with.
[MADELINE left sad]
Was it worth it, {#ff8000}Marigold{#}?
[right]
{#ff8000}fifty thousand total views sounds kinda worth it to me{#}
[BADELINE right normal flip]
You {~}would{/~} care about views.
[right]
{#ff8000}everything i've ever done in my life{n}was purely for views and money
"views" was the first word i ever said{n}"money" was the second
i should become a camwhore{#}
[BADELINE right angryAlt flip]
Nobody wants to see that.
[right]
{#ff8000}u tellin me nobody would wanna see this flower?{n}yeah RIGHT{#}

# swapslut pt2
tirednwiredMPA19=
[right]
{#ff8000}hey this is when i tried to kill you lmao{#}
[left]
{#808080}Mhm. How could I forget?{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}y'know i'm glad we squashed the beef{#}
[left]
{#808080}It was more {~}you{/~} that squashed it.{n}I wasn't intent on ever seeing you again.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}ah and look at us now... peas in a pod{#}
[left]
{#808080}You have a world-record long list of issues.{#}
[BADELINE right scoff]
And you expect us to believe{n}you're not {~}roommates.{/~}
[left]
{+THEO}{#808080}?
No hard feelings about me tying you to a chair{n}in a basement all those years ago?{#}
[THEO left normal]
Water under the bridge, man.
[left]
{#808080}Ah, that's a relief.{#}
[THEO left thinking]
Besides, you could learn a thing or two{n}about restraining someone.
[THEO left normal]
I've told {+MADELINE} before,{n}that rope was like silly string.
[left]
{#808080}Haha, yeah...{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}no hard feelings about me smackin the shit outta you{n}in said basement?{#}
[THEO left thinking]
You mean those love taps?
[left]
{#808080}(snicker){#}
[right]
{#ff8000}i gave you bruises man{#}
[THEO left thinking]
Like getting hit by a flower.
[right]
{#ff8000}think i even saw you shed a tear{#}
[THEO left thinking]
It was so boring in there I cried.
[right]
{#ff8000}lmao alright
hell maybe dude really {~}is{/~} built for the tied-up life{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
I have a question about that.
[BADELINE right normal]
I have several.
[THEO left normal]
None of which I will answer.

tirednwiredMPA19A=
[MADELINE left sad]
You know what I've realized?
I might be the only person that puts on{n}one sock and shoe before the other sock and shoe.
[MADELINE left distracted]
Everyone else seems to get that wrong.
[THEO left wtf]
Because,
[THEO left serious]
{+MADELINE},
[THEO left worried]
because {~}that{/~} is wrong.
[left]
{#808080}It's not very common to do, that's for sure.{#}
[BADELINE right yell]
{+MADELINE}, what the fuck is your problem?
[right]
{#ff8000}this is incredible{#}
[GRANNY left mock]
Never in my long life have I ever{n}met a woman quite like you, {+MADELINE}.
[MADELINE left determinedclosed]
Nobody ever likes it when a trans woman{n}has an opinion on anything.
[BADELINE right angryAlt]
Hell, not even I like it when you have an opinion.

# elytra studio
tirednwiredMPA20=
[MADELINE left normal]
This was a nice end to the year.
[THEO left normal]
We must've hung around here for hours.{n}Just listening to the music.
[MADELINE left normal]
{#ff8000}Marigold{#}, you make a better musician than a god.
[right]
{#ff8000}i'd like to think that one leads to the other
thx tho{#}
[left]
{#808080}I must say, I was surprised when I saw this for myself.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}why surprised? all good art is made by assholes
totally OBJECTIVE fact of life everyone knows this{#}
[left]
{#808080}{>> 0.1}Uh-huh...{>>}{#}
[BADELINE right upset flip]
It's alright, I guess.
I've seen better.
[right]
{#ff8000}deadass u might be right
i wanted to play with elytra again,{n}all the other stuff too
and it just never happened
i disappoint myself too lol
but yeah this was pretty cool to do
all the lag prolly wasn't worth it tho{#}

# sjgmhs
tirednwiredMPA21=
[right]
{#ff8000}here's me at the end of passionfruit pantheon{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
This looks AI-generated.
[right]
{#ff8000}you think so lowly of me
never in my life will i use ai
i used photoshop, the old-fashioned way,{n}like my ancestors before me{#}
[MADELINE left upset]
Uh-huh.
[right]
{#ff8000}my plan for world swapination was a bust
but totally legitimately reaching the end of that pantheon gave me inspiration for somethin else
a crusade against superdashing{#}
[left]
{#808080}Sigh, this again?
It's 2026,{#} {#ff8000}Marigold{#}{#808080}!{n}Let the kids have their superdashing.
It's not for everyone, and that's okay!{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}superdash fans are doomed from birth{n}and i'm ending the discussion there
lest i evacuate my organs in front of everyone here{#}
[left]
{#808080}You are ridiculous.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}it just ain't right!{#}

tirednwiredMPA21A=
{anchor bottom}
[THEO left worried flip]
Whoa.
[MADELINE left sad flip]
What?
[THEO left worried flip]
I just noticed those crates way up there,{n}above the door.
[THEO left wtf flip]
{+GRANNY}.
Couldn't those have fallen off{n}and killed us when we entered?
[left]
{#808080}Oh, yikes!{#}
[BADELINE right normal]
Speak for yourselves.
[BADELINE right scoff]
I would phase through that shit.
[right]
{#ff8000}hahahaha yeah i woulda just moved aside{#}
[GRANNY left creepA flip]
Hm.
{anchor top}
[GRANNY left normal]
I guess those crates {~}would've{/~} killed you folks.
[GRANNY left mock]
But they didn't, did they?
[THEO left wtf flip]
...
Jesus, woman.
[MADELINE left normal flip]
We love you too, {+GRANNY}.

# strollin
tirednwiredMPA22=
[MADELINE left sad flip]
Still have no idea why you took me to this road.
[MADELINE left upset flip]
If you were that bored, we could've just{n}played Stardew or something.
[THEO left worried]
I don't...
I don't remember bringing you down there at all.
[MADELINE left sad flip]
Huh?
What are you talking about?
[right]
{#ff8000}psssst
baddy hasn't been the only person i've possessed{#}
[MADELINE left surprised]
Oh, {!}come on!{/!}
[THEO left wtf]
Hmph. Explains me waking up nauseous{n}at my own doorstep.
[BADELINE right scoff]
Hey, welcome to the formerly-possessed club.
[THEO left nailedit]
Yeah, thanks.
[right]
{#ff8000}hey at least i had the decency to walk you home
no need to thank me{#}
[left]
{#808080}Is this really how you're going to explain these events?{n}Possession?{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}lemmy shhhh the adults are talking{#}
[left]
{#808080}You've lost your touch,{#} {#ff8000}Marigold{#}{#808080}.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}ok well you lost your apartment lmaoooo{#}
[left]
{#808080}Oh, {~}that's{/~} not fair. First of all-{#}
[BADELINE right angry]
Okay, this "bickering couple" bit{n}isn't gonna be a thing.
Let's move on.
[right]
{#ff8000}{~}ohhh lemmy they don't love you like i do{/~}{#}
[left]
{#808080}I wish I'd eaten{#} {+GRANNY}{#808080}'s moldy bread{n}so it'd have come back out on your face right then.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}from which end? this is a weird threat{#}
[BADELINE right yell]
{!}{+MADELINE}! {0.5}The page! {0.5}Turn it!{/!}
[MADELINE left surprised]
{!}Ah!{/!}

# snackeline summit
tirednwiredMPA23=
[right]
{#ff8000}rock n roll mcdonalds!!
rock n roll mcdonalds!!{#}
[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
I was being kind of a bitch,{n}making you climb that stupid mountain.
[MADELINE left sad]
...
[BADELINE right worried]
I know, I could've handled it better.
[BADELINE right concerned]
It's just... {0.5}The drugs were one thing,{n}but the eating?
I felt like I needed to do {~}something.{/~} But I-
[MADELINE left sad]
Hey, it's alright.
[MADELINE left normal]
Look, I appreciate what you do for me. Really.
Besides, it was a pretty fun climb anyway.
[MADELINE left distracted]
...Notwithstanding stale food.
[MADELINE left normal]
I hadn't been challenged like that{n}since {+CELESTE_MOUNTAIN}.
[right]
{#ff8000}pfft yeah
celeste mountain{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
You know, a while after that climb...
{+ALEX} was literally {~}mourning{/~} the weight I was losing.
[THEO left wtf]
Now I know something about my sister{n}that I didn't a minute ago.
[right]
{#ff8000}oh my god she's so fuckin based{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
She still supported me, though.{n}And you know what?
[MADELINE left peaceful]
It {~}does{/~} feel great to be, like, healthy.
[left]
{#808080}That's swell, then. Congratulations!{#}
[MADELINE left distracted]
Relatively healthy, at least...

tirednwiredMPA23A=
[right]
{#ff8000}you guys ever uh
what are some regrets you guys have?{#}
[THEO left wtf]
Regrets?
[THEO left serious]
Hm.{1.0} I regret not coming back to {+CELESTE_MOUNTAIN}{n}to reach the summit myself.
[THEO left thinking]
I'll just say it would've at least{n}been a cool thing to tell people.
[right]
{#ff8000}spoiler alert
there's a lot of snow at the top{#}
[THEO left thinking]
Wow, really?
[GRANNY left mock]
Don't even get me started on regrets.
[GRANNY left creepA]
The older I get, the more they pile up.
[right]
{#ff8000}oh
i'm sorry{#}
[GRANNY left normal]
Y'know what, I'll go with somethin' small.
[GRANNY left mock]
I regret not buying new bread before tonight.
Only because a certain fox is breakin' my heart{n}with the way it's staring at my bread.
[left]
{#808080}{!}Oh!{/!} Have I been doing that?{#}
[GRANNY left mock]
Poor fella's got them puppy eyes.
[GRANNY left normal]
Well, they're more like... {0.5}foxy... {0.5}eyes?
Whatever.
[right]
{#ff8000}lemmy you fuckin diva{#}
[left]
{#808080}I'm sorry, I didn't get to eat much before I got here.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}do i have to turn the world into corn again{n}so you don't starve{#}
[left]
{#808080}I don't think that'll be necessary...{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
One regret of mine...
[MADELINE left distracted]
...
[MADELINE left sad]
It's funny. Years ago, I would've said that I regret{n}not figuring out how to kill {#ff8000}God{#}.
But somehow, I don't feel that as much these days.
[right]
{#ff8000}fr?{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
I think it's because you're like{n}the parent that mellows out when you get older.
[right]
{#ff8000}heh well. somethin about apples and trees{#}
[MADELINE left normal]
And like, tonight has actually been kinda nice.{n}Being with everyone here.
And we're here because you brought us here.
[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
This is Stockholm syndrome.
[MADELINE left peaceful]
Yeah, maybe.
[BADELINE right worried]
It's so over for us.
[BADELINE right upset flip]
Well then, my regret is {+MADELINE}'s former regret.
[BADELINE right normal flip]
I still think killing you will fix everything!
[right]
{#ff8000}love u too baddy
mwah{#}
[BADELINE right angryAlt flip]
Yuck.
[left]
{#808080}I'm definitely holding onto an immense regret.
It {~}also{/~} involves the{#} {#ff8000}vegetable{#} {#808080}sitting next to me.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}gasp! don't talk about granny like that!{#}
[GRANNY left creepB]
I'm sitting far across from you,{n}you orange head of cabbage!
[MADELINE left normal]
Hahahaha!
[MADELINE left normal flip]
Go, {+GRANNY}!
[right]
{#ff8000}aaaaaaaauuuugghhhh my feelings
ok my turn
yeah. so, many, regrets
things like
not making dread in the clouds b-side
...
not making dread in the clouds c-side{#}
[THEO left wtf]
Wow.
That must... {0.5}really weigh down on you.
[right]
{#ff8000}. . .
not making dread in the clouds d-side{#}
[left]
{#808080}Isn't flag one of the Tiredside essentially that?{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}oh shit you're right lol
nvm then. all my debts are paid{#}
[left]
{#808080}{>> 0.1}Right...{>>}{#}

# ending
tirednwiredMPA23B=
[MADELINE left normal]
Sigh.
We've really been through it, huh?
[right]
{#ff8000}all thanks to me!{#}
[MADELINE left peaceful]
Yeah, whatever.
[right]
{#ff8000}i ALLOW you to go through these things
without me you'd be forgotten animatronics{n}rotting in some canadian's basement
five nights at celeste mountain{#}
[left]
{#808080}Shall we take a group photo to commemorate?{#}
[THEO left excited]
I got my phone right here!
[right]
{#ff8000}no, phone camera won't do
uhhhh
ok everyone{>> 0.1} look at...{>>}{0.5} that wall there{#}
[MADELINE left sad]
Wait, huh?



tirednwiredMPA24=
[MADELINE left surprised]
Whoa, how did everyone get here?
[GRANNY right normal]
Just pretend we were already here, dear.
[THEO right excited]
Yo, {+MADELINE}!
[THEO right normal flip]
See that overhang there?
[MADELINE left sad]
Yeah?
[THEO right normal]
We were trying to climb it earlier today.
[MADELINE left surprised]
All of you?
[GRANNY right mock]
I got {~}pretty{/~} close.
[GRANNY right laugh]
But I ain't as young as I used to be.
[left]
{#808080}I have more of a chance at curing cancer.
A few attempts and I'm already tuckered out!{#}
[THEO right wtf]
We think there's something up there,{n}we just can't see it.
[THEO right thinking]
{~}Those{/~} two aren't so keen on helping us out.
[BADELINE right scoff]
Yeah, I can fly, but it just wouldn't{n}be the same, y'know?
[BADELINE right normal]
I tried climbing it same way as everyone else.
Turns out I don't have a single ounce of muscle{n}in my body.
[BADELINE right scoff]
Guess I've gotten too comfortable.
[right]
{#ff8000}swear to myself i have no idea{n}where that overhang came from
i think it generated from the random seed i used{#}
[BADELINE right upset flip]
Do you ever say any normal sentences?
[right]
{#ff8000}yo lemmy you were super close last time keep going{#}
[left]
{#808080}My paws hurt.
Everything hurts.{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}pressing c to jump never killed anybody
on your feet soldier!!{#}
[left]
{#808080}Oh, shove it.{#}
[THEO right normal]
{+MADELINE}, you can knock yourself out with this one{n}if you'd like.
[THEO right nailedit]
({~}Please{/~} do, I really wanna know what's up there.)

tirednwiredMPA24A=
[MADELINE left surprised flip]
Oh shit! Okay.

tirednwiredMPA24B=
[THEO left normal]
Awwww, damn!
[left]
{#808080}That's farther than any of us have gone.
{~}Woohoo,{/~}{#} {+MADELINE}{#808080}!{#}
[MADELINE right sad]
Guys.
There are {~}two{/~} overhangs up there.
[THEO left wtf]
Aw, really?
[MADELINE right distracted]
The second one is looking just as nuts as the first.
[THEO left thinking]
Whew! At least now we know we had no chance.
[BADELINE left normal]
That settles it. Back to the cabin, everyone!
[THEO left normal]
I'm gonna throw you up there.
[BADELINE left freakA flip]
I'd love to see you try, bitch.
[THEO left excited]
You gonna try again, {+MADELINE}?

tirednwiredMPA24C=
[THEO left excited]
{+MADELINE}, did you make it?
Was there anything up there?
[MADELINE right normal]
There was. I just didn't grab it.
[THEO left wtf]
...
{+MADELINE}.
Get back up there and grab it.

tirednwiredMPA24D=
[MADELINE right peaceful]
{~}Tada.{/~}
[THEO left yolo]
{!}Let's go!{/!}
[left]
{+MADELINE}{#808080}!{#} {+MADELINE}{#808080}!{#}
[GRANNY left laugh]
{!}Yeah!{/!} This ain't nothin' to you, kiddo!
[MADELINE right normal]
This shit ain't nothin' to me, grams!

tirednwiredMPA24E=
[THEO left wtf]
It's...{0.5} a strawberry?{0.5} What even is that?
[MADELINE right normal]
It's a moon berry.
I'm so sorry that you guys spent your time{n}chasing {~}this.{/~}
[left]
{#808080}Is something the matter with it?{#}
[MADELINE right distracted]
I've had a few of these before. All I can say is...
[MADELINE right sad]
{+THEO}.
[MADELINE right normal]
Would you like to take a bite of the moon berry?
[THEO left worried]
Uh.
[BADELINE left freakA flip]
Holy shit, do it! Do it!
[THEO left wtf]
Oh, I already have {~}good{/~} feelings about this.
[THEO left thinking]
Pfft, not like anything bad will happen{n}eating a glowing fruit.
[THEO left normal]
"Throw caution to the wind," as I always say.
[MADELINE right sad]
Um...

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[MADELINE right surprised]
{!}!{/!}
[THEO left worried]
{2.0}.
[BADELINE left scoff flip]
So? How is it?
[THEO left worried]
{2.0}.
It's like pure roadkill.
[left]
{#808080}Oh, that won't do...{#}
[right]
{#ff8000}BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA{#}
[BADELINE left normal flip]
It's an acquired taste.
[THEO left worried]
{1.0}{>> 0.1}Let's just {>>}go back inside.
[BADELINE left normal flip]
Ugh, finally!

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[GRANNY left mock]
{+THEO}.
[THEO left wtf flip]
Yeah?
[GRANNY left mock]
I got some roadkill in the cabin if you wanna{n}test that comparison.
[THEO left worried flip]
{!}What?!{/!}
[GRANNY left laugh]
{!}Ha!{/!}{0.5} Gotcha!
[THEO left nailedit flip]
Sigh.
You are a trip, {+GRANNY}.

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[MADELINE right normal]
{+THEO}.
[THEO left wtf]
Yeah?
[MADELINE right normal]
You should know there were {~}two{/~} overhangs up there.
You guys had no chance.
[THEO left normal]
You're telling me you climbed those first try?
[MADELINE right peaceful]
Yes, I am.
[THEO left thinking]
Pfft, yeah right.