# Names

circumplex_Demol_demolition=Phillip
circumplex_Demol=Phillip

# Dialogue

circumplex_Demol_intro=

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Welcome!
[MADELINE left surprised]
What.
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You're here today to help us run some tests on...
Phillip!
[MADELINE left sad]
Huh?
Who's Phillip?  Is that you?
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What!?  You silly goose!  Of course I'm not Phillip!!
Phillip is our new product, which you can easily see just behind you.
Of course, you lack the common courtesy to actually turn around and look at it.
It's a new kind of explosive.  Feel free to test its applications in all sorts of scenarios.
...
The only exit is through completing our trials, so you can't opt out.
[MADELINE left upset]
Seriously?
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C'mon, we do this every day!
You've worked here for years, remember?
I know you, uhh... totally hit your head a bit ago, and, even forgot my name...
But I thought surely you'd still be up for a bit of concussed labor..!
[MADELINE left sad]
I don't work here.
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Quiet.
Get to work.

circumplex_Demol_commentary1=

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See, isn't this fun?  Another regular day at work, as always?
[MADELINE left sad]
...
If I really am an employee here, then let me ask you a question.
[MADELINE left together]
What's my name?
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Uhhh...!!?
Y-you know I'm really bad at those!!
Just-
I know what matters!
I know you are a dedicated worker with a strong ethic!
Just keep at it... ch-champ..?
[MADELINE left deadpan]
...

circumplex_Demol_commentary2=

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Okay, I'm going to level with you.
...
You don't actually work here.
In fact, this place didn't even exist yesterday.
We've just been kidnapping people to participate in our product testing, haha.
...Surprise!!
[MADELINE left upset]
I know.
I literally live across the street and saw this place being built.
Big blue obnoxious rectangle.  Can't miss it.
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Hey!  Th-there's other colors too!!
Just stop it.
Focus on Phillip!!
Isn't Phillip cool?

circumplex_Demol_end1=

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For your LAST trial...
Ahead of you lies an impossible task.
You are taunted by the Infinite Phillip...
...Which doesn't even have a timer built into it!!
There is literally no way to destroy that wall on the floor.
So have fun starving to death!!
[MADELINE left normal]
Oh dear...

circumplex_Demol_end2=

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Oh.