lowscopecon_Chester11=Prerequisite Aerobics
lowscopecon_Chester11_lowscoped=Prerequisite Aerobics
poem_lowscopecon_Chester11_lowscoped_A=Step Aerobics

aerobics1=
[MADELINE left normal]
Hi I'm here to purchase a copy of Wii Fit for the Wii
U
[BALANCED right normal]
idk you don't seem worthy
[MADELINE left upset]
fuck you
[BALANCED right normal]
Let me check your Wii Fit age
[MADELINE left distracted]
?
[BALANCED right normal]
Please plant your feet and stand as still as possible
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oh no!
Your Wii Fit age is 35
I cannot sell you this game
[MADELINE left upset]
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[BADELINE left angry]
What, are just gonna take that?
[BADELINE left scoff]
You're literally talking to a doormat right now girl
[MADELINE left distracted]
y-yeah
[MADELINE left angry]
I AM 35 bitch
[MADELINE left determined]
I'll go find a copy in the back myself

aerobics2=
[BADELINE left scoff]
When was the last time they cleaned back here?
The walls are practically made from granny’s ashes
[MADELINE left peaceful]
Don’t worry baddie, I played video games over the summer break
[MADELINE left determined]
I’ll find us a copy of Wii fit in here
[BADELINE left normal]
Whatever you say madelonn

aerobics3=
[BALANCED right normal]
well well well…
It took you long enough to get here
You really should have just gone around the back
Especially at that age…
There’s a reason I can’t sell you this game you know
[MADELINE left upset]
Lookie here doormat
I literally have plumber and sex fcg
[MADELINE left normal]
and I eat a bowl of Frosted Flakes every morning
[MADELINE left upset]
There’s no reason I can’t play a children’s game
[BALANCED right normal]
Well if it must be this way margarine
I'll put you to the real test
of a true gamer!
An ETERNITY of lotus focus
[BADELINE left yell]
Wait
I don’t think you understand what that means…
[MADELINE left panic]
You’re going to kill us all!
[BALANCED right normal]
No, morguelong
You underestimate my power
[BADELINE left yell]
Don’t try it!
[MADELINE left panic]
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[BADELINE left scoff]
Madeline you know we can just walk away right now right?
[MADELINE left normal]
holy shit
I mean I knew that all along
I was just playing along for the bit or something
[BADELINE left normal]
You’re so stupid lol