5sg_2ad__2ad_= 2ad+
5sg_2ad__2ad__3= Absolutely Useless Checkpoint
5sg_2ad__2ad__end_3= Seriously. Stop.

1r= New York State
2r= Virginia
3r= Washington
4r= Michigan
5r= Texas
6r= California
7r= Alaska
8r= Pennsylvania
9r= Florida
ty2= Thank you so much for playing! :3c

theodplusdialog= 
[THEO left excited]
Hey, you made it!

[THEO left normal]
Climbing up here was tough, but totally worth it.

[MADELINE right distracted]
Yeah, you tell me...

[THEO left thinking]
But man, this one was easy.

[THEO left excited]
There isn't even anything dangerous here! You can't even die from this!

[MADELINE right sad]
Uh, I mean..

[THEO left thinking]
You seriously need to be awful at climbing if you die at this part of the mountain.

[MADELINE right upset]
Dude.
I will personally strangle you.

[THEO left wtf]
What? There's not even any spikes here.

[MADELINE right angry]
Have you seen this side of the mountain???
There were so many spikes I'm surprised I even lived!!

[THEO left serious]
Maddy. There are 0 spikes in this side of the mountain.

[MADELINE right upset]
Yeah right.

exdplusdialog=

[MADELINE_PHONE distracted] 
Hello?

[EX_PHONE normal]
... are you calling me from a payphone?

[MADELINE_PHONE distracted]
Yeah.

[MADELINE_PHONE sad]
No, wait... you called me.

[EX_PHONE normal]
What are you talking about?

[MADELINE_PHONE distracted]
It doesn't matter. This mountain seems impossible to climb.
There are spikes on literally every surface.

[MADELINE_PHONE sad]
It's a miracle I even got out of those ruins in one piece.

[EX_PHONE normal]
Are you talking about Celeste Mountain?

[EX_PHONE normal]
It seems dangerous for you. You sure you wanna go through this?

[MADELINE_PHONE angry]
No shit it's dangerous! Did you even listen to what I was telling you?

[EX_PHONE normal]
Of course.

[MADELINE_PHONE distracted]
Ugh, whatever. I'll call you back when...

[MADELINE_PHONE upset]
...
I'm dreaming, aren't I?

[EX_PHONE normal]
Of course you're dreaming.
You haven't spoken to me in months.
Why would I start now?