JudahADG_Selbday= Selception birthday

JudahADG_Selbday_SelBday= Happy Birthday Sel!!!

poem_JudahADG_Selbday_SelBday_A= Happyburgday Sel!! Meow :3

JudahADG_Selbday_a=
	[GRANNY left normal]
	Hey it's me! Granny!
	[GRANNY left normal]
	Judah put me here to congratulate you for surviving another year!!!
	[GRANNY left normal]
	I hope you enjoy the dashless gameplay on your new computer!! :3
	[MADELINE left normal]
	Yay!! :3

JudahADG_Selbday_b=
	[MADELINE left normal]
	What is this room lmao
	[THEO left excited]
	MWAHAHAHA!!!
	[MADELINE left surprised]
	{big}EVIL DODGEBALL KID?????{/big}
	[THEO left serious]
	I MADE THIS MAP. NOT JUDAH!!!
	[MADELINE left panic]
	NOOOOOOO
	[THEO left excited]
	YOU CAN NEVER DESTROY ME!
	[MADELINE left normal]
	Nah it's chillsauce if I can tolerate 1ahmwg for more than 0.5 seconds I can do this
	[THEO left thinking]
	We'll see about that...
	
JudahADG_Selbday_c=
	[THEO left normal]
	you survived my corner jumps...
	[MADELINE left normal]
	are you actually gonna challenge me now lol
	[THEO left excited]
	5 TILE OVERHANG...
	[THEO left excited]
	CELING POPS...
	[THEO left excited]
	MWAHAHA!!
	[MADELINE left deadpan]
	man
	[MADELINE left normal]
	it's 118.71% r1 again
	[MADELINE left normal]
	Icant
	
JudahADG_Selbday_d=
	[THEO left wtf]
	oh wow, you're sooooooo good aren't you, passing my 5t and cpops
	[MADELINE left normal]
	I'm the best to ever do it lmao
	[THEO left normal]
	luckily I planned for this...
	[MADELINE left normal]
	...
	[THEO left normal]
	you can do subpixel dependent 1fs...
	[THEO left excited]
	but can you do SUBPIXEL DEPENDENT DOUBLE FRAME PERFECTS???
	[MADELINE left normal]
	yea probably lmao
	[THEO left wtf]
	oh yeah? I'd like to see you even try
	[MADELINE left normal]
	sounds good to me
	
JudahADG_Selbday_e=
	[THEO left normal]
	Congrats, you passed the easiest room in the map!
	[MADELINE left normal]
	I'm practically the goat
	[THEO left normal]
	ok then if you're so good hit these scuffed turnaround corner jumps
	[MADELINE left normal]
	{>> 0.2}ok :3{>>}

JudahADG_Selbday_f=
	[MADELINE left normal]
	yummy
	[THEO left normal]
	I AM DODGEBALL MAN COLLECT MY TOUCH SWITCHES
	[MADELINE left normal]
	what if I don't wanna lol
	[THEO left normal]
	you must......
	[MADELINE left normal]
	I literally can't physically do that many 1f taps in a row on my keyboard guy it's so over
	[THEO left normal]
	good then... this should finally stop you
	[MADELINE left normal]
	I'm gonna cheesebind the hell out of this lmao
	[MADELINE left normal]
	1f tap more like infinity frame tap get freaking owned
	
JudahADG_Selbday_g=
	[BADELINE left normal]
	{>> 0.8}Haiii! :3 it's me, Judah!!! I made this room!!! :3 meow{>>}
	[MADELINE left normal]
	YAYYYYY!!! :3 {>> 0.4}TYSM <3{>>}
	[BADELINE left normal]
	I thought it was wholesome so I added it!! I hope you enjoy!! :3
	[MADELINE left normal]
	{>> 0.7}omg thank you :3{>>}
	
JudahADG_Selbday_secret=
	[BADELINE left normal]
	what the heck why would you go down there lmaoooo theres not a touch switch you absolute idiot I can't stand your stupidity I mean that gap was pixel perfect and jank to get down to hit the dialog box and yet you still did genuinely impressive levels of sheer mental lacking like theres literally ZERO indication of anything down here except the fact that there's a funny pixel perfect that requires a corner jump and frame perfect input to hit and yet you decided to waste your time to hit it and for what? this? really consider your life choices, I mean you've probably spent 10+ hours on this map if you're not cheating and you just can't wait to waste more time to go down here... Appauling... you make me sick
	
JudahADG_Selbday_h=
	[MADELINE left normal]
	lmaooooo you're in a crystal I can't 
	[MADELINE left normal]
	you're genuinely pathetic
	[THEO left normal]
	shut up and start moving
	[MADELINE left normal]
	nah what if I deadass don't carry you lol
	[MADELINE left normal]
	like wtf are you gonna do
	[THEO left normal]
	theres a wall if you dont bring me...
	[MADELINE left peaceful]
	{>> 0.4}fuck{>>}
	[MADELINE left normal]
	I hope you realize this room is gonna kill me like 5000 times so you're gonna die 5000 times lmao
	[MADELINE left normal]
	enjoy the ride!!

JudahADG_Selbday_i=
	[THEO left normal]
	okay put me in the trunk and get out of here
	[MADELINE left normal]
	nah I'm gonna throw you in the pit lol
	[THEO left normal]
	you know that's not what you want...
	[MADELINE left normal]
	no I want this
	[MADELINE left normal]
	I want to throw you in the pit
	[THEO left normal]
	you're too chicken you would never actually do it
	[MADELINE left normal]
	no no no I've made up my mind
	[MADELINE left normal]
	I'm throwing you in the pit
	[THEO left normal]
	how long are you gonna yap without actually doing it
	[MADELINE left normal]
	oh so you want this
	[MADELINE left normal]
	guess I'm throwing you in!! gl lmao
	[THEO left normal]
	NO! you are NOT throwing me in!
	[MADELINE left normal]
	drats, what if I neutral drop you in
	[THEO left normal]
	then you'd mindblock and throw me into the car 
	[MADELINE left normal]
	guess I'm throwing you in then!! Have fun!!
	[THEO left normal]
	you're not strong enough
	[MADELINE left normal]
	no I am
	[THEO left normal]
	lie all you want
	[MADELINE left normal]
	man I can't with you anymore I'm throwing you in gl
	[THEO left normal]
	what if there's a true ending if you save me and it's wholesome
	[MADELINE left normal]
	no this is more wholesome
	[MADELINE left normal]
	It'd be funny
	[MADELINE left normal]
	:3
	
JudahADG_Selbday_j=
	[MADELINE left normal]
	this is not where the pit is
	[MADELINE left normal]
	I should go back to the pit
	[MADELINE left normal]
	there's nothing over here
	[MADELINE left normal]
	the pit is safe it can't hurt me
	
JudahADG_Selbday_trueending=
	[MADELINE left panic]
	I'm lost media...
